Which Disassembly Character Are You?

NOTE's newest show contains a cast of characters from the caretaking brother Evan, to unpredictably musical Ellen, to the funny but unlikable ("No, I'm not") Jerome. Find out which character you would be if you were. . . Well, disassembled.

Questions and Answers

1.

You see someone having a seizure. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Put your wallet in their mouth and call 911
- B.
  
  Take all the cash and credit cards out of your wallet, then put it in their mouth and call 911.
- C.
  
  Burst out in nervous laughter.
- D.
  
  Burst out in song!
2.

There is an altercation in the middle of the grocery store over the last bag of cookies. You...
- A.
  
  Scream "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!"
- B.
  
  Gather your things and get out of there.
- C.
  
  Maintain a death grip on that last bag of cookies with one hand and pummel with the other.
- D.
  
  Eat the cookies that are raining onto the floor.
3.

You find yourself with a knife in your shoulder. What's your story?
- A.
  
  Blame it on a mugger.
- B.
  
  Blame it on an accident
- C.
  
  Blame it on the...wait, what knife?
- D.
  
  Blame it on the rain (that was falling, falling).
4.

Your favorite drink is...
- A.
  
  Lemonade
- B.
  
  Water
- C.
  
  Iced tea
- D.
  
  Something fizzy
5.

There are four doors in front of you. Which do you enter?
- A.
  
  The kitchen door.
- B.
  
  The bedroom door.
- C.
  
  The door leading either to a dungeon or day spa. Who knows?
- D.
  
  The door with cat stickers and ABC gum all over it.
6.

The song you most identify with is...
- A.
  
  Johnny Cash's "Long Black Veil"
- B.
  
  "Hot Time In the Old Town Tonight" (FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!)
- C.
  
  "El Shaddai"
- D.
  
  Warren Zevon's "Poor Poor Pitiful Me"

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Mar 20, 2022

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Feb 14, 2014

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Which Disassembly Character Are You?

You see someone having a seizure. What do you do?

There is an altercation in the middle of the grocery store over the last bag of cookies. You...

You find yourself with a knife in your shoulder. What's your story?

Your favorite drink is...

There are four doors in front of you. Which do you enter?

The song you most identify with is...