Exploding minds with your rock and roll!
Always around to cornerstone any event
What is saturday night? I have kids!
Practicing my chops
Rehashing my story at the bar about the time I was a roadie for Motley Crue
Put it in a savings account, collect interest.
Buy a round of drinks for everyone at the bar!
Buy a new guitar cable
Use it to light my cigar
Buy a round of drinks for my buddies
I have never found a 100 dollars in my pocket ever.
Keep on playing. Keith did it with 5 anyways.
Change it during a bandmates solo
Throw a hiss fit.
You mean strings don't last forever?
Don't worry, I brought 4 other guitars.
3 watts, master volume down to nothing. Still too loud
5 watts, dimed out. I have neighbors after all!
15 watts moderate volume. Neighbors, screw em. They can listen to me.
15 watts full volume. I wanna rock!
25 watts, dimed. It's getting louder but I'm polite, I stop at 6pm.
45 watts. What? I can't hear you.
55 watts. If I can't hear the cops at my door I can pretend they aren't there.
65 watts: But the mids are scooped so it's not loud.
100 watts but only a single 2x12 sealed back. Cops. Who cares. Neighbors? Who cares. Wifes? What wife?
100 watts. Everyone loves a Twin Reverb. I'm doing a neighborhood Tone PSA.
100 watts, 4x12. It's not bad in my parents basement!
250 watts, 4x15's. You have no friends.
Just my guitar
Guitar and Amp
Guitar, Amps, Pedals, Cables
Guitar, Amps, Pedals, Cables, Picks, Straps
EVEN MY WALLET IS HAND MADE!
I only play stuff I can find on craigslist
The Adams Family