Kauer Guitars Match-maker
Use this quiz to help match you up to the perfect Kauer Guitar! This quiz will take your personality, make fun of it, then find the right fit for you!
- 1.On a saturday night you are?
- A.
Exploding minds with your rock and roll!
- B.
Always around to cornerstone any event
- C.
What is saturday night? I have kids!
- D.
Practicing my chops
- E.
Rehashing my story at the bar about the time I was a roadie for Motley Crue
- 2.You find a 100 dollar bill in your pocket, what do you do?
- A.
Put it in a savings account, collect interest.
- B.
Buy a round of drinks for everyone at the bar!
- C.
Buy a new guitar cable
- D.
Use it to light my cigar
- E.
Buy a round of drinks for my buddies
- F.
I have never found a 100 dollars in my pocket ever.
- 3.A string breaks mid song, what do you do?
- A.
Keep on playing. Keith did it with 5 anyways.
- B.
Change it during a bandmates solo
- C.
Throw a hiss fit.
- D.
You mean strings don't last forever?
- E.
Don't worry, I brought 4 other guitars.
- 4."Bedroom Volume" is:
- A.
3 watts, master volume down to nothing. Still too loud
- B.
5 watts, dimed out. I have neighbors after all!
- C.
15 watts moderate volume. Neighbors, screw em. They can listen to me.
- D.
15 watts full volume. I wanna rock!
- E.
25 watts, dimed. It's getting louder but I'm polite, I stop at 6pm.
- F.
45 watts. What? I can't hear you.
- G.
55 watts. If I can't hear the cops at my door I can pretend they aren't there.
- H.
65 watts: But the mids are scooped so it's not loud.
- I.
100 watts but only a single 2x12 sealed back. Cops. Who cares. Neighbors? Who cares. Wifes? What wife?
- J.
100 watts. Everyone loves a Twin Reverb. I'm doing a neighborhood Tone PSA.
- K.
100 watts, 4x12. It's not bad in my parents basement!
- L.
250 watts, 4x15's. You have no friends.
- 5.Drink of choice?
- A.
Sparkling Water
- B.
Soda
- C.
Beer- domestic
- D.
Beer- Microbrew
- E.
Wine
- F.
Tequila
- G.
Cognac
- 6.Just how big a gear snob are you
- A.
Just my guitar
- B.
Guitar and Amp
- C.
Guitar, Amps, Pedals, Cables
- D.
Guitar, Amps, Pedals, Cables, Picks, Straps
- E.
EVEN MY WALLET IS HAND MADE!
- F.
I only play stuff I can find on craigslist
- 7.If my guitar had a TV theme song, it would be:
- A.
Seinfeld
- B.
A-Team
- C.
Cheers
- D.
The Jeffersons
- E.
The Adams Family
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