Can I get yo number?
Anything with a $ in front of it
Oh, you could wear costumes? Sweet, but no, I didn't wear anything. Ha. That makes it sound like I'm neked.
I am proudly bearing my finest wizard regalia!
Heathens, what do I need a petty 'costume' for?! I am powerful enough without a costume!
I'm too busy peer-pressuring others to act like a wizard to answer this question.
I wore a little something to keep with the theme!
Remember my achievements.
I'm going to live forever!
Ask for more stories about my adventures.
Miss you and pour a cup of orange juice. Sadness doesn't change your vitamin C needs!
I don't care about when I'm dead, it's when I'm alive that matters.
I'm convincing everyone to take more drinks. SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!
I'm taking lots of pictures to remember this crazy night!
I am a party pooper.
I'm starting the dance party succkaaa
I'm an instigator of the party games!
Pretty great, but not quite as awesome as me.
She is wonderful! I'm so glad we're friends!
I've met a lot of people and admittedly, she is one of the best
WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE MY GREATNESS?!