Which Carver College Of Medicine Professor Are You?

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Which Carver College Of Medicine Professor Are You?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you tell jokes during class?
    • A. 

      Yes, but only subtle ones.

    • B. 

      Yes! Jokes are hilarious.

    • C. 

      I try... but no one laughs.

    • D. 

      My lectures are not a laughing matter.

  • 2. 
    How do you like to write your notes?
    • A. 

      Clear bullet points so students can just study the notes

    • B. 

      Full paragraphs

    • C. 

      Did someone say Comic Sans?

    • D. 

      *Random Bullet Points *Here is a weird phrase *UA (Undefined Acronym)

    • E. 

      Tiny. I like to be able to fit at least 8 slides on a page, but then only put about 4

  • 3. 
    What are your thoughts on class interaction?
    • A. 

      Yes! I even make props and outfits!

    • B. 

      I go fishing for responses quite a bit.

    • C. 

      If they have a question, I suppose I can answer it right now.

    • D. 

      Fear of being called on is the only way they’ll pay attention.

    • E. 

      I would love it if someone would just ask a question already.

  • 4. 
    What do you like to eat for breakfast?
    • A. 

      Tea and Crumpets

    • B. 

      Canadian Bacon

    • C. 

      Cereal or Toast

    • D. 

      Grits

    • E. 

      Bagels

  • 5. 
    What is your opinon on tests?
    • A. 

      I think you mean "quizzes."

    • B. 

      Test over the notes. That’s what I want them to know.

    • C. 

      Test over the notes? Why would I do I silly thing like that?

    • D. 

      Students usually wet themselves that week.

  • 6. 
    Do you give students any Practice Tests?
    • A. 

      Eh. The best I can do is a couple questions.

    • B. 

      1 practice test should be enough

    • C. 

      You want tests? Here, have every test I’ve ever written!

  • 7. 
    Can I listen to you on double speed?
    • A. 

      Yeah probably.

    • B. 

      I dare you to try.

    • C. 

      Double speed? I guess that means you aren't coming to class :(

    • D. 

      Actually, I'm still pretty slow on double speed.

  • 8. 
    Do you have an accent?
    • A. 

      Yes... or no, depending on where you’re from...

    • B. 

      Nope.

    • C. 

      Yee-haw! I mean, "yes".

    • D. 

      It's you Yanks across the pond with the accent.

  • 9. 
    What do you see?
    • A. 

      Anaphase

    • B. 

      CBaBd3C binding to RaNDOmABC

    • C. 

      Non-keratinized stratified squamous epithelium (with goblet cells)

    • D. 

      Rocker-bottom Feet

    • E. 

      A bifunctional enzyme, phosphofructokinase-2~Fructose-2,6-bisphosphatase

    • F. 

      A Pelvis

    • G. 

      Justice.

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