Which Nph Are You?

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Which Nph Are You?

Are you better suited to "suit up" as BARNEY STINSON, flip your wig as HEDWIG, or earn your M. D. As DOOGIE HOWSER? Which of these seven NPHs fits you best?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If you had a signature scent, what would it smell like?
    • A. 

      Bubblegum

    • B. 

      Hairspray and dumpster sex

    • C. 

      Beer and imported silk

    • D. 

      Success

    • E. 

      Crack

    • F. 

      Teargas and fear

    • G. 

      Laundry detergent and bitterness

  • 2. 
    With whom would you rather hang out?
    • A. 

      Joss Whedon

    • B. 

      Hugh Jackman

    • C. 

      Your computer

    • D. 

      Soldiers

    • E. 

      Whoever's holding

    • F. 

      A rock band

    • G. 

      Your best friends

  • 3. 
    What is your spirit animal?
    • A. 

      Butterfly

    • B. 

      Panther

    • C. 

      Puppy

    • D. 

      Peacock

    • E. 

      Lone wolf

    • F. 

      Hound dog

    • G. 

      Bat

  • 4. 
    What's the first thing you feel like doing when you wake up in the morning?
    • A. 

      Eating Fruit Loops and watching QUINCY, ME

    • B. 

      Working on my video blog

    • C. 

      Perfecting a comedy bit with Joseph Gordon-Levitt

    • D. 

      Reading someone or something's mind

    • E. 

      Reaching for a wig

    • F. 

      Getting out without last night's conquest waking up

    • G. 

      A line of blow and a Jagerbomb

  • 5. 
    What are you most afraid of?
    • A. 

      Bugs

    • B. 

      Commitment

    • C. 

      Not being appreciated

    • D. 

      Puberty

    • E. 

      Living in obscurity

    • F. 

      Accidentally offending Anne Hathaway

    • G. 

      Nothing - I'm Neil Patrick Motherf*cking Harris!

  • 6. 
    What would your yearbook name you "Most Likely To"?
    • A. 

      Most Likely to Go to Prison

    • B. 

      Most Likely to Talk to Insects

    • C. 

      Most Likely to Win an Emmy

    • D. 

      Most Likely to Front a Rock Band

    • E. 

      Most Likely to Graduate Early

    • F. 

      Most Likely to Be Legendary

    • G. 

      Most Likely to Become a Self-Destructive Has-Been

  • 7. 
    What's your signature style?
    • A. 

      Black tie

    • B. 

      Leather jacket and jeans

    • C. 

      Military uniform

    • D. 

      Lab coat

    • E. 

      Suit

    • F. 

      Torn dress and platform heels

  • 8. 
    What's your preferred ride?
    • A. 

      Bike

    • B. 

      Remote-controlled van

    • C. 

      Roadie

    • D. 

      Limo

    • E. 

      Unicorn

    • F. 

      Cab

    • G. 

      Spaceship

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