How Dirty Are You?

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How Dirty Are You?

Are you an absolute sexy time fiend or the person everybody's Mum loves with more of an interest in stamps.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    When you think of sex…
    • A. 

      You get a little bit aroused.

    • B. 

      You feel slightly awkward and completely and utterly ashamed.

    • C. 

      You immediately start looking around the room for someone (or something) to do the dirty with.

  • 2. 
    Threesomes are...
    • A. 

      Triple the fun.

    • B. 

      Asking for trouble but sound great.

    • C. 

      Incredibly awkward.

  • 3. 
    When it comes to sex, the lights should be turned off…
    • A. 

      Absolutely never. Why would you want it to be dark?

    • B. 

      All of the time. You definitely shouldn’t see me naked.

    • C. 

      If we’re in my sex dungeon and I’ve got my leather on.

  • 4. 
    Oral sex is…
    • A. 

      Great if it’s your birthday but otherwise, meh.

    • B. 

      The greatest thing in the entire world.

    • C. 

      Pretty disgusting, to be honest.

  • 5. 
    Have you ever had a one night stand?
    • A. 

      I’ve had more one night stands than any other kind of sex

    • B. 

      Sure. It’s just a bit of fun right?

    • C. 

      I prefer to wait until it’s someone I actually care about.

  • 6. 
    When it comes to masturbation...
    • A. 

      You treat it like fruit and vegetables. Five a day.

    • B. 

      You’re not an addict but everyone has needs, right?

    • C. 

      I’d rather not talk about that, thank you very much.

  • 7. 
    In the throes of passion, one of you mentions facials. Do you…
    • A. 

      Get confused as to why they’d be talking about health and beauty at a time like this.

    • B. 

      Get excited and think, why not?

    • C. 

      Recoil in utter disgust.

  • 8. 
    You’re texting someone you fancy and it starts getting a bit saucy. Do you…
    • A. 

      Detail your deepest, darkest fantasy followed by a picture that would probably get you arrested in most countries.

    • B. 

      Quickly change the subject.

    • C. 

      Make a dirty pun followed by a wink face and maybe a cheeky picture.

  • 9. 
    How many people have you slept with?
    • A. 

      More than the number of fingers on each hand and toes on your feet.

    • B. 

      Not a ridiculous amount really, two to five people. Depending on who’s asking.

    • C. 

      I’ve never had sex. Think about it a lot, though.

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