How Dirty Are You?
Are you an absolute sexy time fiend or the person everybody's Mum loves with more of an interest in stamps.
You May Get
You are bloody filth.
You’re a true sexual being.
Start this quiz to find your result.
- 1.When you think of sex…
- A.
You get a little bit aroused.
- B.
You feel slightly awkward and completely and utterly ashamed.
- C.
You immediately start looking around the room for someone (or something) to do the dirty with.
- 2.Threesomes are...
- A.
Triple the fun.
- B.
Asking for trouble but sound great.
- C.
Incredibly awkward.
- 3.When it comes to sex, the lights should be turned off…
- A.
Absolutely never. Why would you want it to be dark?
- B.
All of the time. You definitely shouldn’t see me naked.
- C.
If we’re in my sex dungeon and I’ve got my leather on.
- 4.Oral sex is…
- A.
Great if it’s your birthday but otherwise, meh.
- B.
The greatest thing in the entire world.
- C.
Pretty disgusting, to be honest.
- 5.Have you ever had a one night stand?
- A.
I’ve had more one night stands than any other kind of sex
- B.
Sure. It’s just a bit of fun right?
- C.
I prefer to wait until it’s someone I actually care about.
- 6.When it comes to masturbation...
- A.
You treat it like fruit and vegetables. Five a day.
- B.
You’re not an addict but everyone has needs, right?
- C.
I’d rather not talk about that, thank you very much.
- 7.In the throes of passion, one of you mentions facials. Do you…
- A.
Get confused as to why they’d be talking about health and beauty at a time like this.
- B.
Get excited and think, why not?
- C.
Recoil in utter disgust.
- 8.You’re texting someone you fancy and it starts getting a bit saucy. Do you…
- A.
Detail your deepest, darkest fantasy followed by a picture that would probably get you arrested in most countries.
- B.
Quickly change the subject.
- C.
Make a dirty pun followed by a wink face and maybe a cheeky picture.
- 9.How many people have you slept with?
- A.
More than the number of fingers on each hand and toes on your feet.
- B.
Not a ridiculous amount really, two to five people. Depending on who’s asking.
- C.
I’ve never had sex. Think about it a lot, though.
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