Honor your existing contract - Decline offer
Accept Position without questions, the rest will figure itself out.
Leverage the opportunity to demand more money
Show me the money. Throw your name around in any offer to further drive up the contract.
Keep the first team in and call your best scoring plays.
Take two knees and go shake hands.
Call a timeout. Hope for a Gatorade bath, then call running plays until time expires or you score.
Run a trick play, go for two and then try an onside kick in order to try to score again.
Just make sure you have point spread covered
Your school's easy academics
Your schools rigorous academics and impressive alumni
Booster Clubs, handshakes and magical mortgage payments