Stack them up outside his office door, with him still inside
Make room backstage and find somewhere safe for your bone yard
Stack them up neatly, so only half the exit is blocked
Pile 'em up, but stand near the other exit all night!
Declare an environment emergency and cordon off the whole venue. Disconnect all power just in case
Call the owner and insist they come and fix the damn thing before you need to use it next. Remove the key so that it cannot be used before it is fixed.
Whip out the Leatherman and tighten up the hoses.
Mop up the puddle. They always overfill them anyway!
Cover it in 3 miles of safety tape, cut off the plug and send the whole sorry mess back.
Break out the tools, disassemble and tighten everything up. Carefully check and reassemble
Take the cable gland off, shake until the screw drops out. Lose the screw.
She'll be right, just plug her back in!
Call up the trucking company and order in a bigger rig
Take off that extra set of subs and amp racks you loaded just in case. Do a quick weight calc to make sure you are legal
Tell Fat John he is in the crew car and Thin Frank is driving. Put in minimum fuel to get you there and back
Truck springs are always inverted aren't they?
Have him fired on the spot
Remind him of the dangers of tampering with pyros and ensure the modified ones are disposed of.
Congratulate him on his cost saving exercise!
Boy, this is gonna scare the crap out of the drummer tonight!
Smile, take the request, but tell them it will cost a couple of beers to get it played
Point out the DJ booth
Ignore them until they go away
Have security eject them from the building