Midwife - I have a natural understanding of women and love the miracle of childbirth
President (of a corporation, of the USA, of anything) - A position where people respect me, or fear me, either way I am in control.
Housewife (but I prefer the term Professional Pinner) - Jobs are for the ugly people.
Computer Programmer - This way I can contribute to society but remain completely isolated.
Soldier - Specifically a member of the team that tracked down Osama Bin Laden
Architect - I believe a solid house foundation makes for a solid home.
Host gatherings for family and friends in my home.
Watch The Bachelorette and wonder why all the men are fighting over such a common woman.
Stare at the sky with one of my many lovers.
Go on a hike, somewhere in the woods where I can practice my tracking skills.
Just one sibling here.
I have two siblings and although we were born at the same time I feel much more mature.
My dogs are like siblings to me.
I am the oldest of many but am young at heart.
I am the youngest of many but the strongest and most successful.
I am an only child ... or I wish I was.
I make love ... and lots of it.
I'm so fertile I just look at you and BAM, you're pregnant.
I believe in waiting until marriage to make love.
I don't date often because when I do it gets me into trouble.
No thank you.
My hiking boots.
A beautiful, warm, inviting home.
My hunting rifle.
A sterling silver seashell necklace.
An elaborate set of tools and crafting supplies.
Disguise myself. My attackers aren't smart enough to notice.
What trouble? Trouble never seems to find me.
Whatever it takes to protect my people.
Count on my knight in shinning armor to save the day.
Burn the evidence and start fresh.
A drunken brawl.
A sex tape.
A fake sex scandal, made up by one of the people foolishly trying to pursue me.
Indirectly starting a war. Whoops.
A heated fight in public with the person my spouse is cheating on me with.
Starting a war with my estranged father.
Go on a good old hunting trip with the boys.
Sit by a campfire and stare at the embers.
Find my way to an island where I can watch a thunderstorm rolling in across the ocean.
Set up a spa day, complete with an end of day, warm, foamy, bubble bath.
Head into the woods alone to take in nature or prepare for a hunt.
Sit at home by a warm roaring fire in the hearth.