What Kind Of Chocolate Milk Are You?

6 Questions | By DoctorFeeley | Last updated: Apr 18, 2014 | Total Attempts: 225

With quizzes becoming the most popular non-porn thing on the internet these days and Chocolate Milk Fridays a close non-porn second, let's mix them together like. . . Well, like chocolate mixed with milk. Take this short quiz to see what kind of chocolate milk you are. It's all very scientific.

Questions and Answers

1.

Choose a cookie.
- A.
- B.
- C.
- D.
2.

Choose a Bono.
- A.
- B.
- C.
- D.
3.

You wake up handcuffed to a radiator in a unfamiliar hotel room. Once you figure out you're in Budapest, you...
- A.
  
  Get the hell out of there!
- B.
  
  Try to find the sonsofbitches who did this to you!
- C.
  
  Go for a stroll along the banks of the Danube while you figure what's happening and can't help but notice how nice it is this time of year.
- D.
  
  Take in some hooka and go belly dancing with the Gypsies.
4.

Which Police song best describes your last (or current) relationship?
- A.
  
  "Every Breath You Take"
- B.
  
  "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
- C.
  
  "Roxanne"
- D.
  
  "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
5.

Paul Newman was awesome because...
- A.
  
  He made a line of delicious salad dressings and gave the proceeds to charity.
- B.
  
  He was an amateur race car driver.
- C.
  
  He and Redford pioneered the "buddy comedy".
- D.
  
  He just also happened to be able to skate and had a wicked backhand.
6.
- A.
- B.
- C.
- D.