What Kind Of Chocolate Milk Are You?

6 Questions | By DoctorFeeley | Updated: Mar 19, 2022 | Attempts: 545

What Kind Of Chocolate Milk Are You? - Quiz

With quizzes becoming the most popular non-porn thing on the internet these days and Chocolate Milk Fridays a close non-porn second, let's mix them together like. . . Well, like chocolate mixed with milk. Take this short quiz to see what kind of chocolate milk you are. It's all very scientific.

You May Get

Classic Ready-made Chocolate Milk

Traditional, dependable, and always ready to go. Some may call you blunt, some may call you honest, and some may just call you and asshole. In any case, you are no nonsense and get right to the point. You are a welcome addition to any "A-Team" lunch box. Grab a bottle and hit the monkey bars you dependable chocolaty hero!

Chocolate Milk Mix

You love to be in control. Powder mix or syrup? You don't care as long as you can add as much or as little as you want. 90% syrup; 10% milk, hey that's how you like it. You always get your way, probably hated group projects in school, and will likely make someone you know take this quiz.. You are the Captain of your own Ship of Destiny! Grab some mix, some milk, a spoon, your favorite He-Man or She-ra glass and make it happen, Cap'n!

& many more results.
Start this quiz to find your result.

Questions and Answers

1.

Choose a cookie.
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2.

Choose a Bono.
- A.
- B.
- C.
- D.
3.

You wake up handcuffed to a radiator in a unfamiliar hotel room. Once you figure out you're in Budapest, you...
- A.
  
  Get the hell out of there!
- B.
  
  Try to find the sonsofbitches who did this to you!
- C.
  
  Go for a stroll along the banks of the Danube while you figure what's happening and can't help but notice how nice it is this time of year.
- D.
  
  Take in some hooka and go belly dancing with the Gypsies.
4.

Which Police song best describes your last (or current) relationship?
- A.
  
  "Every Breath You Take"
- B.
  
  "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
- C.
  
  "Roxanne"
- D.
  
  "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
5.

Paul Newman was awesome because...
- A.
  
  He made a line of delicious salad dressings and gave the proceeds to charity.
- B.
  
  He was an amateur race car driver.
- C.
  
  He and Redford pioneered the "buddy comedy".
- D.
  
  He just also happened to be able to skate and had a wicked backhand.
6.
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