Get the hell out of there!
Try to find the sonsofbitches who did this to you!
Go for a stroll along the banks of the Danube while you figure what's happening and can't help but notice how nice it is this time of year.
Take in some hooka and go belly dancing with the Gypsies.
"Every Breath You Take"
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"