What Kind Of Chocolate Milk Are You?

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What Kind Of Chocolate Milk Are You?

With quizzes becoming the most popular non-porn thing on the internet these days and Chocolate Milk Fridays a close non-porn second, let's mix them together like. . . Well, like chocolate mixed with milk. Take this short quiz to see what kind of chocolate milk you are. It's all very scientific.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Choose a cookie. 
    • A. 
    • B. 
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  • 2. 
    Choose a Bono.
    • A. 
    • B. 
    • C. 
    • D. 
  • 3. 
    You wake up handcuffed to a radiator in a unfamiliar hotel room. Once you figure out you're in Budapest,  you...
    • A. 

      Get the hell out of there!

    • B. 

      Try to find the sonsofbitches who did this to you!

    • C. 

      Go for a stroll along the banks of the Danube while you figure what's happening and can't help but notice how nice it is this time of year.

    • D. 

      Take in some hooka and go belly dancing with the Gypsies.

  • 4. 
    Which Police song best describes your last (or current) relationship? 
    • A. 

      "Every Breath You Take"

    • B. 

      "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"

    • C. 

      "Roxanne"

    • D. 

      "Don't Stand So Close To Me"

  • 5. 
    Paul Newman was awesome because...
    • A. 

      He made a line of delicious  salad dressings and gave the proceeds to charity.

    • B. 

      He was an amateur race car driver. 

    • C. 

      He and Redford pioneered the "buddy comedy". 

    • D. 

      He just also happened to be able to skate and had a wicked backhand. 

  • 6. 
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