Personality Test

5 Questions | Total Attempts: 2213

Personality Test

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    My favorite color is:
    • A. 

      Red

    • B. 

      Blue

    • C. 

      White

    • D. 

      Black as the Waters of Eternity

    • E. 

      Purple

    • F. 

      Five

    • G. 

      I can't see colors

  • 2. 
    How many hot dogs can you eat in one sitting?
    • A. 

      1

    • B. 

      2

    • C. 

      More than 4

    • D. 

      It depends on how they are cooked

    • E. 

      It depends on the quality of the meat

    • F. 

      I don't eat hot dogs

    • G. 

      I don't eat meat

    • H. 

      All of the hot dogs

  • 3. 
    At some point in my life, I:
    • A. 

      Owned a velvet cape

    • B. 

      Made my own condiments

    • C. 

      Spent a lot of time on a street corner

    • D. 

      Hung out with a little person

    • E. 

      Was a barn in rural Pennsylvania

    • F. 

      Pooped in the backyard

    • G. 

      Ruled the earth, but then fell into a deathlike sleep

    • H. 

      Had multiple sexual partners

    • I. 

      None of the above

  • 4. 
    My ideal day would be spent:
    • A. 

      Frolicking in the grass

    • B. 

      Indoors and reading

    • C. 

      Terrorizing neighborhood children

    • D. 

      Drinking mimosas with Shelly Winters

    • E. 

      Knitting and crafting

    • F. 

      Sleeping all day and partying all night

    • G. 

      Airbrushing cat faces on naked ladies' behinds

    • H. 

      Doing absolutely nothing

  • 5. 
    I most identify with:
    • A. 

      20th Century Modern Design

    • B. 

      Adorable Japanese things

    • C. 

      Fine Corinthian Leather

    • D. 

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    • E. 

      Lady Gaga

    • F. 

      The Mysteries of the Occult

    • G. 

      Dancing with the Stars

    • H. 

      Darth Vader

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