The Totally Awesome And Scientifically Sciencey Blue Pill Quiz!

1.

Ladies, know your enemy! You're at a bar and an awesome alpha approaches you. Although your hamster immediately tells you to jump his dick, you know that all human relationships are adversarial and you want to make it harder for him by resisting his irresistible seduction techniques. Which of the following is an example of "negging"?

A.

Hey there, m'lady, might I interest you in my genitals?
B.

Shit, you're ugly. Wanna blow me?
C.

Wow, you must have a hell of a lot of confidence walking around with an ass as fat as yours. Wanna blow me?
D.

I wouldn't jizz on you if you were on fire. Begone, foul she-beast!

Correct Answer
C. Wow, you must have a hell of a lot of confidence walking around with an ass as fat as yours. Wanna blow me?

Explanation
The correct answer is the third option: "Wow, you must have a hell of a lot of confidence walking around with an ass as fat as yours. Wanna blow me?" This statement is an example of "negging," which is a manipulative technique used to undermine someone's self-esteem in order to gain power or control over them. In this case, the person is making a derogatory comment about the woman's appearance in an attempt to make her feel insecure and more likely to seek validation from the person making the comment.

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2.

You're at the same bar and after unsuccessfully spermjacking the alpha from question 1, you encounter what looks like a wealthy beta. How do you proceed?

A.

Spermjack him
B.

Spermjack him
C.

Spermjack him
D.

All of the above and also spermjack him (PS: the answer is spermjack him)

Correct Answer
D. All of the above and also spermjack him (PS: the answer is spermjack him)

3.

Imagine you're in a steady relationship with a rich beta, while regularly having one-night-stands with totally ripped alphas who play by nobody's rules but their own. What do they call this phenomenon?

A.

Hump a chump
B.

Slump and pump
C.

Huff and puff
D.

I AM A GIRL AND NOT SUPPOSED TO GRASP THESE MANLY CONCEPTS!

Correct Answer
D. I AM A GIRL AND NOT SUPPOSED TO GRASP THESE MANLY CONCEPTS!

4.

Which of the following are the core tenets of feminism?

A.

Men suck and need to die
B.

Wimminz are infallible
C.

It is every wimmin's obligation to be a slutty whore-bitch
D.

Gender roles are inherently blablabla who gives a shit it's about dominating men
E.

Its ultimate goal is the destruction of society

Correct Answer(s)
A. Men suck and need to die
B. Wimminz are infallible
C. It is every wimmin's obligation to be a slutty whore-bitch
D. Gender roles are inherently blablabla who gives a shit it's about dominating men
E. Its ultimate goal is the destruction of society

5.

It's the _______ fault that poor white men have been oppressed since the dawn of time.

Correct Answer(s)
matriarchy
women's
matriarchy's
woman's
wimminz
matriarchys
womens
gynocracy's
gynocracys
misandrists'
misandrists
misandrist's
females
females'
bitches
whores
sluts
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeemales
feminists
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemalez
wimmenz
females
womenz
female dinosaurs
feminist's
LITERALLY ANYONE BUT TEH MENZ
feminazis

Explanation
The correct answer is "matriarchy, women's, matriarchy's, woman's, wimminz, matriarchys, womens, gynocracy's, gynocracys, misandrists', misandrists, misandrist's, females, females', bitches, whores, sluts, feeeeeeeeeeeeeeemales, feminists, feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemalez, wimmenz, females, womenz, female dinosaurs, feminist's, LITERALLY ANYONE BUT TEH MENZ, feminazis." This answer suggests that the fault lies with various entities, such as the matriarchy, women, misandrists, feminists, and even female dinosaurs, rather than solely blaming men for the oppression of poor white men throughout history.

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6.

How much sperm can a spermjack jack if a spermjack can jack sperm?

A.

Like, a lot
B.

Enough to oppress at least ten alphas
C.

A spermjack can jack all the sperm it can jack, if a spermjack can jack sperm
D.

All of the above

Correct Answer
D. All of the above

Explanation
The given question is a play on words and does not have a clear answer. It is meant to be humorous and does not provide any factual information. Therefore, the correct answer "All of the above" implies that all the given options are equally valid in the context of the question's humor.

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7.

If A then B We observe A, therefor

A.

A
B.

B
C.

Oh my god, logic! IT BURNS!
D.

All women are whores

Correct Answer
D. All women are whores

8.

Speaking of all women being whores, why are all women whores?

A.

Evolution. Back in the good old days of living in caves, whores reproduced more or something.
B.

They can't help themselves. Alphas are just way too attractive and they all lack willpower.
C.

Because reasons.
D.

All of the above.

Correct Answer
D. All of the above.