Find Your Westeros Family!
Are you better suited for tea and cheese with the TYRELL ladies, dragon playtime with the last TARGARYEN, or a round of back(stab)gammon with those feisty LANNISTERS? Which of the nine great Houses fits you best?
- 1.Are you or any of your siblings in a secret gay relationship?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
What happens on Night's Watch stays on Night's Watch
- D.
No clue!
- 2.What's your favorite kind of party?
- A.
A blood-soaked wedding
- B.
A tournament
- C.
A public execution
- D.
A picnic in the garden
- E.
A fertility ritual
- F.
A demonic invocation
- G.
A pajama party during a bloody siege
- H.
A duel
- 3.What is your favorite animal?
- A.
Trout
- B.
Lion
- C.
Kraken
- D.
Direwolf
- E.
Stag
- F.
Falcon
- G.
Dragon
- 4.What's your dream home?
- A.
A hard-to-reach mountaintop retreat
- B.
Two towers connected by a bridge
- C.
Something on an island
- D.
Someplace on the coast
- E.
Something near a river
- F.
A gorgeous castle with massive gardens
- G.
A cold weather castle with hot springs
- 5.Ever try to bang one of your siblings? Eh?
- A.
Yes, often
- B.
Yes, but by accident
- C.
Nope
- D.
Does trying to pimp them out count?
- 6.What are your thoughts on King Joffrey?
- A.
I would like to kill him myself.
- B.
King Who? I don't get the paper.
- C.
He should have been breastfed longer.
- D.
He's the best!
- 7.How would you describe your personal style?
- A.
Pelts, Pelts, Pelts!
- B.
Floral Brocade Eleganza
- C.
Whatever I inherited from one of my many sisters
- D.
Ironborn Butch
- E.
Royal Brat
- F.
Desert Boho Warrior Queen
- G.
Rustic Ginger Chic
- H.
Suited to breastfeeding
- 8.What's your ideal hairstyle?
- A.
Auburn, long and unfussy
- B.
Blonde, lustrous and beautiful
- C.
Pure platinum, baby!
- D.
Mangy and rather weaselly, really...
- E.
Windswept
- F.
Dark brown and shaggy
- G.
Curly, brown, and bouncy
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