Which evil-doing popcorn target are you most like? Take this quiz to find out!
Gray
Yellow
Purple
Red
Black
It's not important.
It gives you power.
It comes with power.
It's better if ill-gotten.
To make an example of them
To punish them for their sins
To get them out of my way
Why kill them when you can financially ruin them?
Entertainment
A chicken
A fox
A bear
A rattlesnake
A cat (particularly, one in heat)
George W. Bush
Abraham Lincoln
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
George H.W. Bush
William Henry Harrison
A one-night stand
A one-night stand, followed by throwing my partner in the dungeon
An evening at the opera, perhaps dinner in a fancy restaurant. By the way, what's this "sex" thing I keep hearing about?
An evening alone
A one-night stand, followed by torturing/killing my partner
Kill those who wronged me
Kill those who wronged me and anyone who is anything like them
Ruin the lives of those who wronged me
I don't seek revenge. I'm a forward-thinker.
Capture the Flag
Sex
Chess
Pinball
A gun
A whip
A bio-weapon
A shield
Are meant to be broken
Are meant to serve those who created them
Are meant to serve me
Only matter if they're my laws.
Are boring
Up front about my true intentions. Why hide who I am?
Secretive about my true intentions, showing a smiling face to those around me until I'm ready to strike
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