Which Pocket Sandwich Melodrama Villain Are You?

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Which Pocket Sandwich Melodrama Villain Are You?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    My favorite color is _________.
    • A. 

      Gray

    • B. 

      Yellow

    • C. 

      Purple

    • D. 

      Red

    • E. 

      Black

  • 2. 
    My attitude toward money is _______.
    • A. 

      It's not important.

    • B. 

      It gives you power.

    • C. 

      It comes with power.

    • D. 

      It's better if ill-gotten.

  • 3. 
    Which of the following is the best reason to kill someone?
    • A. 

      To make an example of them

    • B. 

      To punish them for their sins

    • C. 

      To get them out of my way

    • D. 

      Why kill them when you can financially ruin them?

    • E. 

      Entertainment

  • 4. 
    The animal I am most like is ___________.
    • A. 

      A chicken

    • B. 

      A fox

    • C. 

      A bear

    • D. 

      A rattlesnake

    • E. 

      A cat (particularly, one in heat)

  • 5. 
    Which U.S. president do you most identify with?
    • A. 

      George W. Bush

    • B. 

      Abraham Lincoln

    • C. 

      Barack Obama

    • D. 

      Bill Clinton

    • E. 

      George H.W. Bush

    • F. 

      William Henry Harrison

  • 6. 
    Which best describes your ideal date?
    • A. 

      A one-night stand

    • B. 

      A one-night stand, followed by throwing my partner in the dungeon

    • C. 

      An evening at the opera, perhaps dinner in a fancy restaurant. By the way, what's this "sex" thing I keep hearing about?

    • D. 

      An evening alone

    • E. 

      A one-night stand, followed by torturing/killing my partner

  • 7. 
    The best revenge is to ___________.
    • A. 

      Kill those who wronged me

    • B. 

      Kill those who wronged me and anyone who is anything like them

    • C. 

      Ruin the lives of those who wronged me

    • D. 

      I don't seek revenge. I'm a forward-thinker.

  • 8. 
    My favorite sport is _________.
    • A. 

      Capture the Flag

    • B. 

      Sex

    • C. 

      Chess

    • D. 

      Pinball

  • 9. 
    Given the following choice of weapons, which would you choose?
    • A. 

      A gun

    • B. 

      A whip

    • C. 

      A bio-weapon

    • D. 

      A shield

  • 10. 
    I believe laws _______.
    • A. 

      Are meant to be broken

    • B. 

      Are meant to serve those who created them

    • C. 

      Are meant to serve me

    • D. 

      Only matter if they're my laws.

    • E. 

      Are boring

  • 11. 
    I'm typically ________.
    • A. 

      Up front about my true intentions. Why hide who I am?

    • B. 

      Secretive about my true intentions, showing a smiling face to those around me until I'm ready to strike

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