Find out if you're a Kurt, a Cam, a Capt. Ray, a Cyrus Beene. . . Or some random gay dude on a cable show you don't watch. To begin this important (and scientific!) sociological quiz, click "Start" below. . .
You May Get
Teen Wolf's Danny
Modern Family's Mitchell
Hot
Harmless
Overrated
Insulting
Draft Beer
Dirty Martini
Tequila Shots
Frozen Margarita
Gin & Tonic
White Wine
Rotgut Liquor
Club Soda with Lime
Bourbon
Wine Cooler
Musical theater
Formal china
Incense
Brunch
Anal beads
Steak and cigars
Dim sum
Your hot straight friend
A Katy Perry concert
Bullying
Student government
Difficult parent
Childhood obesity
You just hadn't found the right hair gel
Gingers always have it hard
Your high school's alarming mortality rate
Urban blight
Actually, your teen years were great!
Handgun
Alarm clock with hidden spy camera
Jock strap
Sheet music for "Wicked"
Videogame controller
Candles
Jar of pomade
Legal memo
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