NBA Fans-ISMS Quiz

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ISMS Quizzes & Trivia

Are you a true NBA Fans. . . Fan? Whether you're one of those NBA Fans stalkers who hide in the background reading every post and fapping over Jack Oćwieja's general hilarity, Kane Latham's brutal comebacks, Jake Janssen's punmastery, Glenn Ashley's CAPS rants or Dan Dixie Spec's amazing knowledge; or you're Tim Clifford; this test will prove how involved in the socio-psychology of the group you are.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Dolan hav u seenn my medsin
    • A. 

      Fak u gooby

    • B. 

      Gooby pls

    • C. 

      No gooby fak u

    • D. 

      Regards unkel dolan

  • 2. 
    Who is the ultimate pantsman?
    • A. 

      Ron Harper

    • B. 

      Tom Jones

    • C. 

      Wilt Chamberlain

    • D. 

      Earvin 'Magic' Johnson

  • 3. 
    If someone posts something that is a repeat, the correct answer is:
    • A. 

      Kthxbye

    • B. 

      ECHO Echo echo echo ... ... .. .

    • C. 

      Already been posted bro

    • D. 

      Peach baskets/wilt-100, etc

  • 4. 
    If Glenn Ashley is writing in Caps Lock, he is:
    • A. 

      Shouting

    • B. 

      Not shouting

  • 5. 
    Tim Clifford is:
    • A. 

      Retarded.

    • B. 

      Only young and you shouldn't pick on him. Its cyber bullying.

    • C. 

      Tall for his age. Only 6'3. Maybe me and Lucious will come another time.

  • 6. 
    Who is the only member of the group authorised to say "You heard it here first"?
    • A. 

      Dixie

    • B. 

      Randall

    • C. 

      Kane

    • D. 

      Lucius

  • 7. 
    The NBA started in what year?
    • A. 

      1946

    • B. 

      1986

    • C. 

      2010

    • D. 

      1990

  • 8. 
    Why does Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain's career achievements mean nothing?
    • A. 

      Because its like a myth, it grows with time

    • B. 

      What is this... I don't even

    • C. 

      Old slow white guys, modern science, etc.

  • 9. 
    How old is Derek Fisher?
    • A. 

      He's Lebron James father

    • B. 

      He's Bill Russell's father

    • C. 

      He helped the Mayan civilisation create their calendar

    • D. 

      He taught God everything he knows

    • E. 

      38

  • 10. 
    If you wake up Tom Mitchell, he will:
    • A. 

      Go back to sleep

    • B. 

      Tell you to fuck off, then go back to sleep

    • C. 

      Bite your face off

    • D. 

      Get up and have breakfast with you

  • 11. 
    This is a 3 part question. Part 1. Da gurl died because:
    • A. 

      Of a broken heart

    • B. 

      She ran across da rode b4 da green man came on da sine

    • C. 

      She developed an incurable form of cancer

  • 12. 
    Part 2: The boy whispered 2 her corpse
    • A. 

      Y u no look at da sine?

    • B. 

      I ment 2 say I will luv u 5eva

    • C. 

      Good riddance, slut.

  • 13. 
    Part 3. This makes me cry:
    • A. 

      Evry tym

    • B. 

      Never. What the fuck is this shit?

    • C. 

      This has nothing to do with NBA. I thought I joined a group about NBA?

  • 14. 
    Dan Dixie Spec is the official Triple J NBA expert
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 15. 
    If you don't know about Shane Mead:
    • A. 

      Nobody cares

    • B. 

      People will care, but its not important

    • C. 

      You don't belong here

  • 16. 
    >be nerdy kid in high school >be in malt shop >cute girl in poodle skirt >approach and ask if I can buy her an egg cream >shes pretty keen and she says yes >I think it's neat that she said yes and Doc whips her up an egg cream >greaser comes in >Doc puts egg cream on counter >he takes the egg cream and gives it to the girl >he took my egg cream >let him know that he's really rustling my jimmies >he laughs at me an pours the egg cream on me >not neat
    • A. 

      >punch him in the face

    • B. 

      >cry evry tym

    • C. 

      >alone at dance

    • D. 

      >runaway with me baby! runaway!

  • 17. 
    If someone is having a dummy spit, the authorised query is:
    • A. 

      Dude why are you losing your shit?

    • B. 

      Dude why are you mad though?

    • C. 

      Y u mad tho?

    • D. 

      Y u mad bro?

  • 18. 
    Mondays are:
    • A. 

      YouTube Mondays

    • B. 

      Bangs Mondays

    • C. 

      Rickrollin Mondays

    • D. 

      Shit Mondays

  • 19. 
    Tuesdays are:
    • A. 

      Trivia Tuesdays

    • B. 

      Game Time Tuesdays

    • C. 

      Team Lebron Tuesdays

    • D. 

      Team Kobe Tuesdays

  • 20. 
    Wednesdays are:
    • A. 

      What if Wednesdays

    • B. 

      Weird .jpg Wednesdays

    • C. 

      Wilt Wednesdays

    • D. 

      All time Wednesdays

  • 21. 
    Thursdays are:
    • A. 

      Thirsty Thursdays

    • B. 

      Theoretical Thursdays

    • C. 

      This guy Thursdays

    • D. 

      This or that Thursdays

  • 22. 
    Fridays are:
    • A. 

      5eva Fridays

    • B. 

      Fak u Fridays

    • C. 

      Dummy spit Fridays

    • D. 

      Forver alone Fridays

  • 23. 
    Jimmies Status:
    • A. 

      Unrustled

    • B. 

      Rustled

    • C. 

      Gusbeyed

    • D. 

      Hendrix