Who Are You In Dysphoria?

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Who Are You In Dysphoria?

Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Favourite animal?
    • A. 

      Turtles

    • B. 

      Elephants!

    • C. 

      Uhm. A fish eagle, maybe.

    • D. 

      If its fluffy I love it

    • E. 

      Dolphins

    • F. 

      Cats

    • G. 

      Dogs

    • H. 

      Humming birds

    • I. 

      Foxes

    • J. 

      Tigers

  • 2. 
    Sexuality?
    • A. 

      Meh. *shrugs*

    • B. 

      Bi

    • C. 

      Gay

    • D. 

      Gayer than above person

    • E. 

      Biromantic asexual

    • F. 

      Demisexual

    • G. 

      Lesbian. Women, am I right?

    • H. 

      Aromantic

    • I. 

      Pan

    • J. 

      Bisexual

  • 3. 
    Books?
    • A. 

      Are okey, but some people tend to focus a bit too much on them and a bit too little on what really needs to be done here.

    • B. 

      Litteratures impact on humanity should not be overlooked. Also Les Misérables.

    • C. 

      Been reading The Iliad lately and from a cultural perspective it's quite interesting although it does not hold very much relevance today. Otherwise not too keen on reading.

    • D. 

      I'm too busy for books.

    • E. 

      Books as in favourite book? Norwegian Wood.

    • F. 

      Books?? All them books!! There is never enough books!!

    • G. 

      Well, meh.

    • H. 

      A good concept, but we shouldn't forget to live in the present. That is, the world is more than the communist manifesto.

    • I. 

      Nah. If it isn't Marx. Then yah.

    • J. 

      Oh, yeh, I like books.

  • 4. 
    Drink of choice?
    • A. 

      I make the best tea.

    • B. 

      Whatever

    • C. 

      Champagne! What do you mean normal people can't have champagne? I'm totally 'normal people'.

    • D. 

      Gin and tonic

    • E. 

      Anything that isn't the tea mentioned above.

    • F. 

      Coffee. God, where would I be without coffee.

    • G. 

      Vodka.

    • H. 

      Strawberry wine!!

    • I. 

      Water? Maybe?

    • J. 

      Wine

  • 5. 
    What do you work with?
    • A. 

      Waitress

    • B. 

      Journalist

    • C. 

      Is activism a job?

    • D. 

      Nothing

    • E. 

      THE REVOLUTION

    • F. 

      Biologist

    • G. 

      Do I look like I have the time to work? Exactly.

    • H. 

      Yeh about that

    • I. 

      Solicitor

    • J. 

      Painter

  • 6. 
    Which of these jobs sounds the most appealing?
    • A. 

      Communist

    • B. 

      Enviormental lawyer

    • C. 

      Live in a cottage, pretend to be looking for jobs, collect allowances, fuck the system

    • D. 

      Street artist

    • E. 

      Write a dystopian book allá 1984 and then wait and see

    • F. 

      Make soup

    • G. 

      Have a cute pet and then become internet famous

    • H. 

      Become a dictator. But like, a democratic one.

    • I. 

      Join a synth band

    • J. 

      Detective

  • 7. 
    Glass half empty or half full?
    • A. 

      Is this something Rurik has come up with because I swear I can't deal

    • B. 

      Depends on if the glass was empty or full to begin with

    • C. 

      Half empty

    • D. 

      ...what

    • E. 

      That would depend on the glass in question

    • F. 

      Half full

    • G. 

      Sorry? Wait, is this a metaphor?

    • H. 

      Glass too small

    • I. 

      I don't really see why this is relevant

    • J. 

      Depends on the situation

  • 8. 
    What is your style most influenced by?
    • A. 

      My wish to not be seen

    • B. 

      How I tend to steal my friends clothes

    • C. 

      Australia's entry in the Eurovision Song Contest 2016

    • D. 

      The 1910's

    • E. 

      The 1920's

    • F. 

      The 1960's

    • G. 

      The colour red

    • H. 

      The fact that I need to wear a suit for work

    • I. 

      Belle & Sebastian's Girls In Peacetime Want To Dance

    • J. 

      I don't really care about my style

  • 9. 
    Where would you want to live?
    • A. 

      Somewhere remote. Preferrably far north.

    • B. 

      Somewhere that matches my aesthetic.

    • C. 

      The place where I grew up

    • D. 

      I'm not very picky, I'm happy wherever

    • E. 

      Doesn't really matter as long as my friends and family are there

    • F. 

      Somewhere warm

    • G. 

      Somewhere close to nature

    • H. 

      I'm happy where I am

    • I. 

      Greece. Close to the sea. What do you mean 'oddly specific'?

  • 10. 
    Which country do you prefer?
    • A. 

      I mean, from an enviornmental perspective, New Belgium

    • B. 

      None?

    • C. 

      The New Roman Empire is shit, but I think we can make a change here, so I prefer that.

    • D. 

      New Zeeland? I mean, there wouldn't be any people there, right?

    • E. 

      Iceland.

    • F. 

      I think the U.S would be interesting to see - I wouldn't want to live there, but I'm interested in what's going on there.

    • G. 

      Lesotho - I mean that would be epic.

    • H. 

      The New Roman Empire - I mean, I know how to fuck with the system here, wouldn't have the energy to learn anything new, every other country is pretty much as shitty.

    • I. 

      Iceland, or New Belgium maybe.

    • J. 

      I don't know? What Aleksei said?

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