What fruit are you? This quiz gives a perfect description using specific questions
Purple
Green
Blue
Yellow
Pink
4
3
2
6
7
In pillows
In muskrats
In a toe
In Utah
In your grease fries
Have a staring contest with Aunt Edna
Eat more marshmallow fluff than on the moon
Smell like a daffodil covered in gasoline
Make a snow angel in a pile of lizard bile
Be a pro grass watcher
True
True
Hit with your palm on his face
Slap him
Smack him with your hand
Smack him with your other hand
Use your hand to bring wrath upon his unworthy scowl