That One Weird Quiz That You Never Look At... Do Not Click On This Caticorca!

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That One Weird Quiz That You Never Look At... Do Not Click On This Caticorca!

Full of weird things. . . .


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    An old man corners you in an ally and asks for all your money,your keys,and your wallet.What do you do?
    • A. 

      You fork over the goods and beg for mercy...

    • B. 

      You pull out your knife and stab him in the chest.

    • C. 

      You scream "FOR CELESTABELLICORN!!!" And run into a wall.

    • D. 

      You walk over and start whispering dark secrets into his ear as he slowly goes mad...

    • E. 

      You dial 911 but realize in horror that he is... a humanoid!

  • 2. 
    E=pinapple2
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 3. 
    What to do before bed.
    • A. 

      Kill Timmy...

    • B. 

      Analyse that Dark matter

    • C. 

      Feed spot the family sea serpent.

    • D. 

      Remove that darn rat.

    • E. 

      Read Timmy a bedtime story.

  • 4. 
    There's a spider on the wall, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Kill it with your newspaper

    • B. 

      Call pest control...

  • 5. 
    Your stuck in a room with four other people no way out... Over the loudspeaker a voice says "Five people in,three come out... If four go out, you die. And no if you leave, you will die... Who do you kill? 
    • A. 

      Yourself...

    • B. 

      You shout "NOO!" as you and the others die...

    • C. 

      That random guy sitting in the corner crying...

    • D. 

      You throw a rock at the loudspeaker

    • E. 

      You say "Hold still!" and you turn the random guy sitting in the corner into an insect.

  • 6. 
    Blue or red?
    • A. 

      Blue

    • B. 

      Red

  • 7. 
    YOU FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT NOW?
    • A. 

      Suicide

    • B. 

      You become a sad person

    • C. 

      You Reprogram the quiz to correct your mistake!

    • D. 

      You look for memes on redit

    • E. 

      You make a cat meme about the title picture... on redit!

  • 8. 
    Did you make that cat meme? for reals?
    • A. 

      Yes, ach,hairball!

    • B. 

      NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO#XD101M8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 9. 
    What animals should die and be gone from this earth...(if any).
    • A. 

      Nothing this is an option... DEAL WITH IT!

    • B. 

      Spiders

    • C. 

      Ants

    • D. 

      Snakes

    • E. 

      Humans

  • 10. 
    Should this quirky quiz continue?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Too bad it continues...

  • 11. 
    You are lost in Northern Russia, you see something hairy in the distance... what do you see... and say?
    • A. 

      "A mammoth! I made it myself!"

    • B. 

      "A Dragon from Egypt! barfing rainbows!!! Mama monkey will be soooo proud!"

    • C. 

      "Hah food! I'm saved!..."

    • D. 

      "Oh Joy Oh Joy The last Mammoth! and... The rest of the herd!!!!!!!"

    • E. 

      "Oh no a mammoth?... I must be hallucinating... I should have stuck to the trail."

  • 12. 
    Are you a Muggle?
    • A. 

      "Yes and... Why harry why?"

    • B. 

      NO... nohohono... i am not a nerd...

  • 13. 
    If you had to die how would you die?
    • A. 

      Red-Rum

    • B. 

      Old age

    • C. 

      Riding a dragon into battle...

    • D. 

      With lil' Susie at my side...

    • E. 

      Black magic..

  • 14. 
    Would you rather BLANK or BLANK?
    • A. 

      Smell like poop...

    • B. 

      Smell poop...

  • 15. 
    What type of dragon would you take...(no refunds)
    • A. 

      Hydra

    • B. 

      European

    • C. 

      Wyvern

    • D. 

      Chinese

    • E. 

      The rainbow barfing dragon from question 11...wow.

  • 16. 
    Would you train that dragon?
    • A. 

      Yes i am not observant!!!!!

    • B. 

      No i haaaaaate how to train your dragon...(me too)

  • 17. 
    A giant rainbow squid is eating earth, what do you do?
    • A. 

      You imitate Arnold Schwarzenegger and run to the nearest helicopter!

    • B. 

      You run and hide,(and) pee your pants...

    • C. 

      You worship the squid as it devours you and all you love...

    • D. 

      You grab a machine gun and shoot until you drop!

    • E. 

      You inject poison into the beast and watch as its 1 million ton body rolls onto you and your loved ones...

  • 18. 
    Your friend wants to go fishing...do you accept?
    • A. 

      Yea just hope we don't catch (another) leviathan...

    • B. 

      Nah too boring..

  • 19. 
    You were at the beach when you found a dirty old bottle... There was a bit of paper inside. What did it say?
    • A. 

      It said "Oh Julie i am so sorry. They took me away..."

    • B. 

      It said "We though the kraken had left...but then something worse came up to greet us..."

    • C. 

      It said "To whoever finds this:The secret of the universe is... ."

    • D. 

      "It said Billy bob this paper has magical power that you do not know! Just sign over everything you have to get... a new car!"

    • E. 

      IT WAS BLANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 20. 
    Do you read Books?
    • A. 

      Yes#bookworm

    • B. 

      Nope#mylifesucks

  • 21. 
    There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens how many didn't?
    • A. 

      8

    • B. 

      -21

    • C. 

      I don't know...

    • D. 

      10

    • E. 

      Who CARES!

  • 22. 
    What is 2+1?
    • A. 

      3

    • B. 

      21

  • 23. 
    If you had to be an animal from below, what would it be?
    • A. 

      Dolphin

    • B. 

      Owl

    • C. 

      Beaver

    • D. 

      Bird

    • E. 

      Butterfly

  • 24. 
    If you died and became a ghost, would you be evil?
    • A. 

      Yea! Pranks and all baby!!!

    • B. 

      Nah i'll pass... (by the way see you next week for tea time!)

  • 25. 
    What to do before work...
    • A. 

      Eat Timmy...(quite cannibalistic huh...)

    • B. 

      Ride spot around the Lake...

    • C. 

      Eat breakfast... My work is science!

    • D. 

      Throw the dead rat away..

    • E. 

      Wake up Timmy

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