The Ultimate Quiz

12 Questions | By Spencerplovie | Updated: Apr 27, 2020 | Attempts: 126

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Do you really, truly know me? Let's find out!

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1.

What do I love the most?
- A.
  
  Penguins!
- B.
  
  Spacey stuff!
- C.
  
  You, bb.
- D.
  
  Trick question, I love all of these equally. :)
Correct Answer
A. Penguins!

Explanation
Wow. Okay, penguins are always the answer, fyi.

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2.

What's my favourite colour?
- A.
  
  Blue
- B.
  
  Yellow
- C.
  
  Gold
- D.
  
  Turquoise
Correct Answer
C. Gold
3.

On a scale of 1-10, how "germaphobic" am I?
- A.
  
  1-2, I'd gladly share a drink or some of my food with you!
- B.
  
  2.5
- C.
  
  6
- D.
  
  *Gets restraining order from sick people*
Correct Answer
D. *Gets restraining order from sick people*
4.

Another generic question - what's my favourite species of penguin?
- A.
  
  Wait, there's more than one species? Oh my god, Spencer.
- B.
  
  Puffin!
- C.
  
  Fairy penguin. :3
- D.
  
  I love all penguins equally!
Correct Answer
D. I love all penguins equally!
5.

What's my favourite movie?
- A.
  
  Interstellar
- B.
  
  March of the Penguins
- C.
  
  Happy Feet
- D.
  
  Home Alone
Correct Answer
A. Interstellar
6.

If I had a superpower, what would it be?
- A.
  
  The power to fly
- B.
  
  The power to change probability
- C.
  
  The power to read minds
- D.
  
  Penguins
Correct Answer
D. Penguins
7.

If the Academy Awards were on, would I watch them?
- A.
  
  Well, sure! Why not?
- B.
  
  Ever since Interstellar didn't win best score in 2015? Ha, you wish.
- C.
  
  .
- D.
  
  .
Correct Answer
B. Ever since Interstellar didn't win best score in 2015? Ha, you wish.
8.

What's my most common nickname?
- A.
  
  Spenny
- B.
  
  Spence
- C.
  
  Dr. Plovie (I usually get called this when I'm being a smartass)
- D.
  
  SPANKER PLENTY :D
Correct Answer
D. SPANKER PLENTY :D
9.

Nice one. Remember when I said that penguins are always the answer?
- A.
  
  Hm, didn't think so.
- B.
  
  ^
- C.
  
  ^^
- D.
  
  ^^^
Correct Answer
A. Hm, didn't think so.
10.

On a scale of 1-10, how uptight/high-strung am I?
- A.
  
  I'm all loosy-goosy, man! (Please don't select this ...)
- B.
  
  Solid 2.5/10, I'd say.
- C.
  
  9?
- D.
  
  If you stuck a piece of coal up my ass, you'd have a diamond in two weeks.
Correct Answer
D. If you stuck a piece of coal up my ass, you'd have a diamond in two weeks.
11.

Which of these is the best insult?
- A.
  
  "Yo mama so fat that when she was swimming in the ocean, Spain saw her and claimed her as the new world."
- B.
  
  "Yo mamma so stupid that if she were running for president, people would choose Trump."
- C.
  
  None! Make love, not war! (Tree hugger.)
- D.
  
  "I'd push you into a black hole." (Fyi, if you've been scoring badly - yes, this is the correct answer.)
Correct Answer
D. "I'd push you into a black hole." (Fyi, if you've been scoring badly - yes, this is the correct answer.)
12.

On a scale from 1-10, how excited are you to finish this quiz and migrate back to Facebook, ignoring all of your day's responsibilities for several more hours?
- A.
  
  *Cue anxiety*
- B.
  
  .
- C.
  
  .
- D.
  
  .
Correct Answer
A. *Cue anxiety*

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The Ultimate Quiz

What do I love the most?

What's my favourite colour?

On a scale of 1-10, how "germaphobic" am I?

Another generic question - what's my favourite species of penguin?

What's my favourite movie?

If I had a superpower, what would it be?

If the Academy Awards were on, would I watch them?

What's my most common nickname?

Nice one. Remember when I said that penguins are always the answer?

On a scale of 1-10, how uptight/high-strung am I?

Which of these is the best insult?

On a scale from 1-10, how excited are you to finish this quiz and migrate back to Facebook, ignoring all of your day's responsibilities for several more hours?