What Kind Of Alien Are You?
What kind of alien creature will you discover yourself to be when you take this quiz with us here now. Will you be gigantic!? Will you be multi-eyed or tentacled extensively? What will YOU be? The only way to find out is to proceed into the unknown with both eyes open. . . Just take the quiz.
- 1.
How many eyes do you have?
- A.
One huge eye
- B.
Two eyes
- C.
Three eyes on stalks
- D.
Too many eyes
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- 2.
How many arms will you have?
- A.
1 billion
- B.
15 tentacles
- C.
1
- D.
None
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- 3.
What texture is your skin?
- A.
Hairy
- B.
Gills
- C.
Scales
- D.
Brillo
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- 4.
Is the velocity of an alien spaceship matched by the cunning of the swallow and its coconut cargo?
- A.
Yes
- B.
El Falso
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- 5.
What kind of spaceship do you have?
- A.
The Century Chickenhawk
- B.
The Millennium Swallow
- C.
The Flying Saucepizza
- D.
A caterpillar
- E.
There is no choice 5. Do not click this. Nothing will happen. You lose.
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- 6.
Should we go to light speed?
- A.
Engage.
- B.
Float around longer
- C.
LIGHT SPEED!
- D.
This is a bicycle.
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- 7.
Find the three positive number with product 27 which minimizes the sum of the third with twice the second with four times the first.
- A.
42 methinks.
- B.
Blaffy.
- C.
The answer is the question!
- D.
Is this mafth?
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- 8.
Which language will you chose?
- A.
@#!$&%^*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- B.
English
- C.
SEFfdxSfg
- D.
13548=+-_@=42
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- 9.
Why are you an alien?
- A.
To fly through the universe
- B.
Burp
- C.
Cause there's nothing left to laugh at on the internet
- D.
Trust, Justice, and the American Whey!
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