Are You My Most Ideal Man?

40 Questions | Total Attempts: 126

Personality Quizzes & Trivia

This is a little test to assess your dating potential (or how well you'd get along) with me. 1) Personality2) Physical Attributes3) Sexual preferences4) Random Qs Personality and non-superficial human traits are the most significant. Appearance doesn't matter as much to me. If everything clicks into place in the personality section, like it was meant to be, then physical attributes are mostly a non-issue. Sexual preferences are quizzed too, in case we do engage in the coital arts ;)I love statistics, data and an objective way of assessing our compatibility, thus indulge me by doing this quiz and you'd have a grateful girl in your hands. ;)


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How intelligent are you?
    • A. 

      Just about enough to function.

    • B. 

      I'm kind of an idiot to be honest.

    • C. 

      Average.

    • D. 

      Well above mere mortals.

    • E. 

      I'm approaching Einstein.

  • 2. 
    How witty and charming are you?
    • A. 

      I'm a nervous, awkward creature all the time.

    • B. 

      Shy and lost for words most of the time.

    • C. 

      An average level of charm.

    • D. 

      You know exactly what to say most of the time.

    • E. 

      Extremely so, a wielder of words.

  • 3. 
    Do you like super-sarcastic, highly offensive dark humour?
    • A. 

      I hate it. Only arrogant assholes like it.

    • B. 

      It's not my cup of tea tbh but whatever.

    • C. 

      I neither like it nor dislike it.

    • D. 

      Yes, I enjoy it and use it sometimes.

    • E. 

      Yes Yes Yes, I love it!

  • 4. 
    Do you like reading books (or at least watching films/TV shows)?
    • A. 

      I hate both.

    • B. 

      I don't really enjoy either that much tbh.

    • C. 

      Like books, don't like films (Or Like films, don't like books).

    • D. 

      I enjoy doing both of these activities most of the time.

    • E. 

      Absolutely! Knowledge is power! Love both.

  • 5. 
    How fragile is your masculinity?
    • A. 

      So fragile, being near pink scares me.

    • B. 

      I am rather hesitant to go near anything if it's not 'For Men'.

    • C. 

      An average amount- it's society's upbringing of me.

    • D. 

      Not that fragile at all, I try to be mature.

    • E. 

      I am manly and mature about it.

  • 6. 
    Do you like long conversations?
    • A. 

      No, absolutely hate talking or texting too much.

    • B. 

      No, I like it short, sweet and quick.

    • C. 

      Yes. I prefer long, intellectual, fun conversations.

    • D. 

      I don't mind if it is long or short.

    • E. 

      Yes, I absolutely love it! Paragraphs upon paragraphs.

  • 7. 
    How easily do you get offended?
    • A. 

      Very easily offended, I'm sensitive to everything.

    • B. 

      Offended easily, just can't help it, though I do try to stop.

    • C. 

      Average- offended by things, but can take a few jabs before crying.

    • D. 

      Not that easily at all, you'd need to try actively.

    • E. 

      I'm impossible to offend. Critique is useful, sarcasm is beautiful.

  • 8. 
    Do you like Harry Potter (books/film)?
    • A. 

      Yes, I am a fan.

    • B. 

      I'm not into it and have never read/seen it.

    • C. 

      I've read/seen it and I don't mind, but it's not a favourite.

    • D. 

      Yes Yes Yes, I'm a wizard and love Harry Potter.

    • E. 

      Ugh, are you a pagan weirdo teen? No.

  • 9. 
     Do you love Horror films?
    • A. 

      Not at all, absolutely hate it!

    • B. 

      No, they scare me too much.

    • C. 

      Neither like it nor dislike it.

    • D. 

      Yes, I like it.

    • E. 

      Yes Yes Yes! The scarier, the better.

  • 10. 
    How logical/rational are you?
    • A. 

      I act on my feelings always and am often illogical.

    • B. 

      I'm emotional mostly but can think rationally.

    • C. 

      I am equally logical as I am emotional.

    • D. 

      I listen to my head more than I do heart.

    • E. 

      I'm very logical but can use feelings when necessary.

  • 11. 
    How brutally honest are you?
    • A. 

      I'm very brutally honest, without tact, hard truths.

    • B. 

      I'm always too nice, I sugar-coat everything.

    • C. 

      I'm generally hesitant to say the hard truths of life.

    • D. 

      I'm sometimes brutally honest.

    • E. 

      I'm very brutally honest, but with tact and cheek.

  • 12. 
    How alpha male is your personality?
    • A. 

      Tbh I'm a Beta weakling.

    • B. 

      I'm mostly behind-the-scenes.

    • C. 

      Average- I can switch depending on the situation.

    • D. 

      Alpha male most of the times, I like being at the forefront.

    • E. 

      Alpha male all of the time, a leader and in command.

  • 13. 
    How sociopathic/psychopathic/machiavellian are you?
    • A. 

      Not at all. I am too nice to even contemplate being that.

    • B. 

      Very little- Not good at manipulating/being emotionless

    • C. 

      Very! Master manipulator here.

    • D. 

      Average amount- I can get what I want sometimes

    • E. 

      Above average but I'm sane. It's strategy.

  • 14. 
    Is grammar important to you?
    • A. 

      Not at all, I type 'lyk diz'.

    • B. 

      Not really, better things to worry about.

    • C. 

      Sometimes, for work but not in casual conversations.

    • D. 

      Yes! I'm pedantic as hell.

    • E. 

      Yes, it is important but I can forgive an accidental typo.

  • 15. 
    Can you appreciate a working woman in medicine, rather than a housewife type?
    • A. 

      No! I want a woman who stays at home to take care of the kids.

    • B. 

      No, too busy a woman for me to truly be happy.

    • C. 

      I guess I don't mind too much.

    • D. 

      Yes, she can do what she wants.

    • E. 

      Yes! She can do anything and I will cheer her on!

  • 16. 
    Will you accompany me on crazy, weird, spontaneous adventures (e.g. haunted forest, random car road trips)?
    • A. 

      Absolutely not... Too weird and chaotic for me.

    • B. 

      Not really, I wouldn't enjoy that.

    • C. 

      I'll have to try it out with her, will give it a go.

    • D. 

      Yes, I'd enjoy it and it'd make her happy.

    • E. 

      Yes! I absolutely love travelling and being crazy.

  • 17. 
     Are you religious?
    • A. 

      Yes! I'm very religious and she must be religious too. Convert.

    • B. 

      I'm mostly religious and would prefer her to be a believer.

    • C. 

      I'm a little religious but I don't mind her beliefs.

    • D. 

      Complete atheist. God is fake. No religious festivals or anything.

    • E. 

      Not religious and a sceptic, but occasionally like some festivals.

  • 18. 
    Are you independent/ambitious?
    • A. 

      Not at all, I'm a procrastinating lazy fella tbh.

    • B. 

      Not really, I'm happy to be not doing anything.

    • C. 

      Yes, I'm rather ambitious and rarely depend on others.

    • D. 

      Average ambition, I dream but sometimes not all of it comes true.

    • E. 

      Yes, I'm very ambitious, I want a highly successful life.

  • 19. 
    Are you a believer in equal rights for all (e.g. LGBT/women)?
    • A. 

      Not at all, tbh, I'm a bit of an 18th century asshole.

    • B. 

      For religious reasons, I have to say no for LGBT.

    • C. 

      Mostly, but sometimes, because of my upbringing, I think otherwise.

    • D. 

      Yes, rights are a basic necessity for anyone and everyone.

    • E. 

      Yes of course, I actively believe that people shouldn't be discriminated for being gay or a woman.

  • 20. 
    Brains or Beauty? Be honest. 
    • A. 

      Beauty. Highly beautiful but dumb as a rock. I like a trophy who won't talk back.

    • B. 

      Brains over beauty. I like them smart and capable of conversing to me.

    • C. 

      Beauty. Beautiful but an idiot, I'm a visual person, so can't help it.

    • D. 

      Average beauty and average intelligence.

    • E. 

      Definitely brains! Looks fade more quickly. I want to grow old with her. Beauty is just a bonus.

  • 21. 
     Is your MBTI personality type any of ENTJ, ENTP, INTP, INTJ or INFJ?
    • A. 

      I don't know what MBTI is nor do I care. Stop making me do quizzes.

    • B. 

      I don't really like analysis or categorising myself.

    • C. 

      I know what MBTI is but I'm not one of those types.

    • D. 

      I don't know what MBTI is but I'm certainly willing to do that quiz for you!

    • E. 

      Yes, my MBTI personality is one of those types.

  • 22. 
     How tall are you?
    • A. 

      5ft 3 and below

    • B. 

      5ft 4 to 5ft 7

    • C. 

      5ft 8 to 5ft 10

    • D. 

      6ft 4 and above

    • E. 

      5ft 11 to 6ft 3

  • 23. 
     What is your body type?
    • A. 

      Obese

    • B. 

      Overweight

    • C. 

      Chubby/Average/Dad Bod

    • D. 

      Slender/skinny

    • E. 

      Muscular/toned

  • 24. 
    What's your ethnicity? (I like the world cuisine).
    • A. 

      Black

    • B. 

      Other race/mixed

    • C. 

      Other Asian

    • D. 

      White

    • E. 

      South Asian

  • 25. 
    Are you a hairy man? (Beards)?
    • A. 

      I can't even grow hair :(

    • B. 

      I have a huge, Dumbledore-level beard.

    • C. 

      I like to be fully shaved and smooth.

    • D. 

      I have a sharp, professional beard.

    • E. 

      I have a bit of stubble usually.

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