Are You My Most Ideal Man?

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Are You My Most Ideal Man? - Quiz

This is a little test to assess your dating potential (or how well you'd get along) with me. 1) Personality 2) Physical Attributes 3) Sexual preferences 4) Random Qs Personality and non-superficial human traits are the most significant. Appearance doesn't matter as much to me. If everything clicks into place in the personality section, like it was meant to be, then physical attributes are mostly a non-issue. Sexual preferences are quizzed too, in case we do engage in the coital arts ;) I love statistics, data and an objective way of assessing our compatibility, thus indulge me by doing this quiz and you'd have a grateful girl in your hands. ;)


You May Get

9 to 10/10 - You're the most Ideal man for me!

You are perfect, fulfilling my every want and need. I would definitely date you and let you do ANYTHING with me. You are the rare one I'll commit to. The man of my dreams, the one I masturbate to, think of growing old together with, let me love you. ;)

7.9 to 8.9/10- Rather Ideal aren't you?

You tick nearly all boxes, what more can I ask for? I won't say no if you ask me out. :p Wine me and dine me, then entwine with me. ;) 

6 to 7.8/10- Not fully ideal but not the end.

It isn't too terrible, but it means we might disagree on some things. But, one must remember that obstacles are present everywhere, sometimes it can be overcome. Relationships can be made to work, but we'll be great FWBs easily. 

3.5 to 5.9/10- Probably not dating material. Maybe just coitus?

Oh dear, a 4? Oops. You're a bit far away from my ideal man, but you may still be able to charm me with the few things in common. Best if we stay away from relationships. Maybe give FWBs type scenario a try.  

Below 3.4/10- Yikes! Erm... Awkward...

Oh deary dear. We disagree on too much and you're very far from my ideal man. Oh no. No relationships, No FWBs, we should just stick to being friends. Yes, I just friend-zoned you.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
     How well-dressed are you usually?
    • A. 

      Tracksuits, pyjamas and gymwear all the way, comfort is always key!

    • B. 

      I like comfortable clothes (but non-chavvy), I don't dress formally.

    • C. 

      Mostly jeans and a T-shirt type of wear. but can dress formally.

    • D. 

      I prefer formal wear over casual wear.

    • E. 

      I'm always sharply 'suited and booted', impressions are important.

  • 2. 
     Politics (to which side do you lean)?
    • A. 

      Don't care about politics at all and don't have an opinion.

    • B. 

      Far-right or Far-left.

    • C. 

      Right-central.

    • D. 

      Left-central.

    • E. 

      I'm central, have views that encompass both sides.

  • 3. 
    Is grammar important to you?
    • A. 

      Not at all, I type 'lyk diz'.

    • B. 

      Not really, better things to worry about.

    • C. 

      Sometimes, for work but not in casual conversations.

    • D. 

      Yes! I'm pedantic as hell.

    • E. 

      Yes, it is important but I can forgive an accidental typo.

  • 4. 
    Can you appreciate a working woman in medicine, rather than a housewife type?
    • A. 

      No! I want a woman who stays at home to take care of the kids.

    • B. 

      No, too busy a woman for me to truly be happy.

    • C. 

      I guess I don't mind too much.

    • D. 

      Yes, she can do what she wants.

    • E. 

      Yes! She can do anything and I will cheer her on!

  • 5. 
    Do you like Harry Potter (books/film)?
    • A. 

      Yes, I am a fan.

    • B. 

      I'm not into it and have never read/seen it.

    • C. 

      I've read/seen it and I don't mind, but it's not a favourite.

    • D. 

      Yes Yes Yes, I'm a wizard and love Harry Potter.

    • E. 

      Ugh, are you a pagan weirdo teen? No.

  • 6. 
    How confident are you about your appearance?
    • A. 

      I have extremely low sef-esteem, very insecure and think I'm ugly.

    • B. 

      I am insecure about my looks and mostly worry over it.

    • C. 

      I think I am average-looking but I'm confident and at peace about it.

    • D. 

      I'm good-looking but arrogant about it.

    • E. 

      I know I'm handsome but I'm humble about it.

  • 7. 
    Will you accompany me on crazy, weird, spontaneous adventures (e.g. haunted forest, random car road trips)?
    • A. 

      Absolutely not... Too weird and chaotic for me.

    • B. 

      Not really, I wouldn't enjoy that.

    • C. 

      I'll have to try it out with her, will give it a go.

    • D. 

      Yes, I'd enjoy it and it'd make her happy.

    • E. 

      Yes! I absolutely love travelling and being crazy.

  • 8. 
    Can you pick me up easily? (I'm 5ft 2 and 40kg).
    • A. 

      No, forgive me,

    • B. 

      I can try but I probably can't, why should I be ashamed?

    • C. 

      You're light, so yes, can pick you up if I tried enough.

    • D. 

      Of course I can pick you up easily.

    • E. 

      Yes! Extremely easily. Probably can pick you up with one arm and bicep curl too.

  • 9. 
     Are you religious?
    • A. 

      Yes! I'm very religious and she must be religious too. Convert.

    • B. 

      I'm mostly religious and would prefer her to be a believer.

    • C. 

      I'm a little religious but I don't mind her beliefs.

    • D. 

      Complete atheist. God is fake. No religious festivals or anything.

    • E. 

      Not religious and a sceptic, but occasionally like some festivals.

  • 10. 
    Kinky/BDSM or Vanilla coitus?
    • A. 

      Vanilla all the way. You weirdo.

    • B. 

      I prefer the vanilla side of things and generally don't like anything abnormal.

    • C. 

      I don't mind and am open to trying both out.

    • D. 

      The kinkier, the better! Role play, whips, bondage and more...

    • E. 

      Kinky coitus is better than vanilla! More fun and creativity.

  • 11. 
    Are you independent/ambitious?
    • A. 

      Not at all, I'm a procrastinating lazy fella tbh.

    • B. 

      Not really, I'm happy to be not doing anything.

    • C. 

      Yes, I'm rather ambitious and rarely depend on others.

    • D. 

      Average ambition, I dream but sometimes not all of it comes true.

    • E. 

      Yes, I'm very ambitious, I want a highly successful life.

  • 12. 
    How witty and charming are you?
    • A. 

      I'm a nervous, awkward creature all the time.

    • B. 

      Shy and lost for words most of the time.

    • C. 

      An average level of charm.

    • D. 

      You know exactly what to say most of the time.

    • E. 

      Extremely so, a wielder of words.

  • 13. 
    Your opinion on rape enactment fantasies?
    • A. 

      Vanilla all the way. YOU WEIRDO!

    • B. 

      It's not my cup of tea, a bit too kinky. Never tried and probably won't.

    • C. 

      It's a bit weird but I don't mind hearing more about it...

    • D. 

      I don't mind trying it out, sounds rather interesting!

    • E. 

      Yes, Yes, Yes, all that adrenaline, the thrills, woah!

  • 14. 
    Are you a believer in equal rights for all (e.g. LGBT/women)?
    • A. 

      Not at all, tbh, I'm a bit of an 18th century asshole.

    • B. 

      For religious reasons, I have to say no for LGBT.

    • C. 

      Mostly, but sometimes, because of my upbringing, I think otherwise.

    • D. 

      Yes, rights are a basic necessity for anyone and everyone.

    • E. 

      Yes of course, I actively believe that people shouldn't be discriminated for being gay or a woman.

  • 15. 
     How sexually dominant are you?
    • A. 

      I'm a a switch and can enjoy both sides.

    • B. 

      Very Dominant! Let me spank that bitch!

    • C. 

      Rather dominant and prefer to be IN control of the 'coital arts'.

    • D. 

      I'm a submissive man who likes to be taken 'care' of in the bedroom.

    • E. 

      I mostly prefer being submissive and 'giving'.

  • 16. 
    Brains or Beauty? Be honest. 
    • A. 

      Beauty. Highly beautiful but dumb as a rock. I like a trophy who won't talk back.

    • B. 

      Brains over beauty. I like them smart and capable of conversing to me.

    • C. 

      Beauty. Beautiful but an idiot, I'm a visual person, so can't help it.

    • D. 

      Average beauty and average intelligence.

    • E. 

      Definitely brains! Looks fade more quickly. I want to grow old with her. Beauty is just a bonus.

  • 17. 
    How strong are you (physically)? 
    • A. 

      Rather weak tbh, can't overcome the weakling tendencies.

    • B. 

      A little weak but I have strengths in other areas.

    • C. 

      Average strength, nothing to cry or boast about.

    • D. 

      Rather strong, enough for the woman at the very least.

    • E. 

      Very strong, I will definitely make you feel petite/protected/feminine.

  • 18. 
    Do you like super-sarcastic, highly offensive dark humour?
    • A. 

      I hate it. Only arrogant assholes like it.

    • B. 

      It's not my cup of tea tbh but whatever.

    • C. 

      I neither like it nor dislike it.

    • D. 

      Yes, I enjoy it and use it sometimes.

    • E. 

      Yes Yes Yes, I love it!

  • 19. 
     Is your MBTI personality type any of ENTJ, ENTP, INTP, INTJ or INFJ?
    • A. 

      I don't know what MBTI is nor do I care. Stop making me do quizzes.

    • B. 

      I don't really like analysis or categorising myself.

    • C. 

      I know what MBTI is but I'm not one of those types.

    • D. 

      I don't know what MBTI is but I'm certainly willing to do that quiz for you!

    • E. 

      Yes, my MBTI personality is one of those types.

  • 20. 
     Do you love Horror films?
    • A. 

      Not at all, absolutely hate it!

    • B. 

      No, they scare me too much.

    • C. 

      Neither like it nor dislike it.

    • D. 

      Yes, I like it.

    • E. 

      Yes Yes Yes! The scarier, the better.

  • 21. 
     How tall are you?
    • A. 

      5ft 3 and below

    • B. 

      5ft 4 to 5ft 7

    • C. 

      5ft 8 to 5ft 10

    • D. 

      6ft 4 and above

    • E. 

      5ft 11 to 6ft 3

  • 22. 
    How alpha male is your personality?
    • A. 

      Tbh I'm a Beta weakling.

    • B. 

      I'm mostly behind-the-scenes.

    • C. 

      Average- I can switch depending on the situation.

    • D. 

      Alpha male most of the times, I like being at the forefront.

    • E. 

      Alpha male all of the time, a leader and in command.

  • 23. 
    Your opinion on abortion?
    • A. 

      Pro-life, respect the sanctity of life, abortion is never right!

    • B. 

      I don't have an opinion on this and don't care tbh.

    • C. 

      Just follow the law of the country, different cultures, different ideals.

    • D. 

      Always let the woman choose, even if she wants to abort due to not using contraceptives.

    • E. 

      In most cases, if it is rape, harming the mother, or she's a teen, allow abortion.

  • 24. 
    Do you like reading books (or at least watching films/TV shows)?
    • A. 

      I hate both.

    • B. 

      I don't really enjoy either that much tbh.

    • C. 

      Like books, don't like films (Or Like films, don't like books).

    • D. 

      I enjoy doing both of these activities most of the time.

    • E. 

      Absolutely! Knowledge is power! Love both.

  • 25. 
     What is your body type?
    • A. 

      Obese

    • B. 

      Overweight

    • C. 

      Chubby/Average/Dad Bod

    • D. 

      Slender/skinny

    • E. 

      Muscular/toned

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