Cry. "P-please don't y-yell at me..." T______T
"Yes, dear mother." You run 9 laps around the block! Good for you!
As soon as the door closes, you laugh hysterically and pull out the nintendo ds hidden underneath your shirt. All part of the plan.
You start running until you're out of sight. Sitting on the pavement, every sound of a car puts you in panic mode. Can she see me?!?
You sneak back in through your window and chill for 20 minutes before splashing some water over yourself and walking through the front door, heaving like a champ
Walk around slowly, enjoying nature's best. Wait, what is that. AWWWWWW A LITTLE KITTY *PETS FOR AN HOUR* "I'm gonna name her Mittens!"
Mightyena :3 He'll rip you apart in the most adorable way!
Trubbish! He doesn't get enough love. Isn't it time he stops getting stepped on?
Pika~ heh TOO CUTE UWU
You push him off. As if! Show him who's boss, hoss.
Jirachi duh. Personal slave genie at your service
Pokemon? Ha! Another one of those. You roll your eyes and return to your Digimon game.
Shark (Illenium Remix) -Oh Wonder. Remixes are fucking amazing
Muse -PARTYNEXTDOOR. Chill vibes >all
Earned it -The Weeknd. Hearing it on the radio 69 times a day just doesn't cut it
Anything by Pink Floyd. Like really? That's a no brainer
Come thru -Drake. Know yourself. Fuck I can't choose
Blessings -Big Sean. *Raps along like a G*
Eh. You're down to listen to anything but country.
Vocaloid or nightcore plox
I don't listen to music. It clashes with my ability to concentrate
[autolocks] MID MID MID MID MID MID MID. MID OR FEED. MID MID MID MID MID
Gj gj gj FUCK. someone else: "jungle [autolock] bro u called gj not jg" ......
Fill :D Other fill: "bruh choose." You: "No, you first." 4..3..2.. Him: "nah, you" 1..0... You did not choose a champion.
Top, mid, or jg only
"I'M INVESTIGATOR" You copy paste your crafty, fake will you made (using the dead) just in case. 2-4 Inno. You live another day to stab
FUCK THIS GAME. OF COURSE JUST MY LUCK. *CLOSES BROWSER*
"I'm uhh.. consort." Them: ......... You: "ESCORT I MEAN ESCORT..." 9-0 GUILTY
I'm jester xD Kill me and I will haunt u wooo0Oooo0OOOOO
*Outs mafia because they voted you up* "PCE"
"I'M A CUTE GIRL DON'T KILL ME I'LL ADD YOU AFTER GAME AND SUCK YOUR DICK PLS DON'T KILL" 0-9 INNO
How do I play this game....halp
Rawr :3 You'll never guess
Olive Garden! I love AUTHENTIC Italian food :)
McDonalds. The double-salted fries omfg
Flemmings, a 5 star restaurant. You're not paying so why not >:)
Soup Plantation. Ik it's a buffet but I'm staking out the ice cream bar
In n Out. I love eating raw potatoes!1!1!
Anywhere. I'm so hungry I could eat ANYTHING omg
Hooters. I'm going to need some entertainment to cancel your annoying ass out
Idc, as long as they have cum waffles *^*
Hentai but keep that on the dl. What? It's not my fault anime titties are bomb af
Cosplay..mmmm those kitty ears are my weakness
I'm an angel. I do not partake in such lewd activities hmph
10 minutes? I'm going to need at least an hour. This won't do
I watch first times/innocent. I'm not into sluts.
1 at a time. This applies to ladies too
Idk? Too many ^-^ Hue hue hue
6 or 9
Are you really going to make me count?
Well, I have 8 tabs set for Miku, 14 for Ia, and 29 for my other waifus
Mind reading. Now I can find out what this Becky hoe is fronting
Being able to create clones. Now I can do that Naruto thing and also not have to take my own tests
Never losing games. You can go 0/30, but you will always win no matter what.
Waterbending. Now you can sit in bed and water plants at the same time. Innovation at its best
Being able to understand animals. You've always wondered if cats were talking shit behind our backs
Making any food you want appear out of thin air. Never do you have to make the walk of shame to the refrigerator for midnight snacks again
A brand new platinum Iphone29X to show off to all your Iphone5s friends
A mint edition 1998 collectible plushie so you can cash in on ebay
A fucking laser. A $400 fucking illegal ass laser.
A fleshlight. Customized porn star and everything
A $100 gift card for Starbucks. Dreams do really come true for white girls
A BABY HUSKY wahhh so cute
A lifetime subscription to a premium Animegogo account
Someone to duo with xx
What the fuck DaQuan. You already know I have a significant other. *Slaps him*
Funny as fuck with an adorable laugh
Smart and loves to tell nerdy stories about their research and findings
Cute and melty. Sweet like milk after lucky charms have been sitting in it for an hour
Hardcore gamer that will make time for you (COUGH NOT LUCAS)
Rich and loves to shower people with gifts daily
Ride or die. Will do anything I ask