What Am I Really E______e

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What Am I Really E______e

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Your mom shoves you out the door. "Go fucking exercise you lazy piece of shit! 8 laps around the block, now!" What do
    • A. 

      Cry. "P-please don't y-yell at me..." T______T

    • B. 

      "Yes, dear mother." You run 9 laps around the block! Good for you!

    • C. 

      As soon as the door closes, you laugh hysterically and pull out the nintendo ds hidden underneath your shirt. All part of the plan.

    • D. 

      You start running until you're out of sight. Sitting on the pavement, every sound of a car puts you in panic mode. Can she see me?!?

    • E. 

      You sneak back in through your window and chill for 20 minutes before splashing some water over yourself and walking through the front door, heaving like a champ

    • F. 

      Walk around slowly, enjoying nature's best. Wait, what is that. AWWWWWW A LITTLE KITTY *PETS FOR AN HOUR* "I'm gonna name her Mittens!"

  • 2. 
    A little boy comes up to you, "Which Pokemon should I trade Lugia for?"
    • A. 

      Mightyena :3 He'll rip you apart in the most adorable way!

    • B. 

      Trubbish! He doesn't get enough love. Isn't it time he stops getting stepped on?

    • C. 

      Pika~ heh TOO CUTE UWU

    • D. 

      You push him off. As if! Show him who's boss, hoss.

    • E. 

      Jirachi duh. Personal slave genie at your service

    • F. 

      Pokemon? Ha! Another one of those. You roll your eyes and return to your Digimon game.

    • G. 

      Klefki B)

  • 3. 
    You're laying on the bed and your ipod suddenly stops playing music. Really, apple? Maybe this whole time, the android USERS were right... You immediately write a nasty 10 page review on the company website and sit back, satisfied. Scrolling through your albums, you stop at ______________
    • A. 

      Shark (Illenium Remix) -Oh Wonder. Remixes are fucking amazing

    • B. 

      Muse -PARTYNEXTDOOR. Chill vibes >all

    • C. 

      Earned it -The Weeknd. Hearing it on the radio 69 times a day just doesn't cut it

    • D. 

      Anything by Pink Floyd. Like really? That's a no brainer

    • E. 

      Come thru -Drake. Know yourself. Fuck I can't choose

    • F. 

      Blessings -Big Sean. *Raps along like a G*

    • G. 

      Eh. You're down to listen to anything but country.

    • H. 

      Vocaloid or nightcore plox

    • I. 

      I don't listen to music. It clashes with my ability to concentrate

  • 4. 
    The queue pops. First to accept. ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v ctrl v 
    • A. 

      [autolocks] MID MID MID MID MID MID MID. MID OR FEED. MID MID MID MID MID

    • B. 

      Gj gj gj FUCK. someone else: "jungle [autolock] bro u called gj not jg" ......

    • C. 

      Toppppp

    • D. 

      Support please

    • E. 

      Fill :D Other fill: "bruh choose." You: "No, you first." 4..3..2.. Him: "nah, you" 1..0... You did not choose a champion.

    • F. 

      Top, mid, or jg only

  • 5. 
    Your friends invite you to play Town of Salem mafia. Day 2, you are voted up as a result of random lynching. XxxFallenAngelxxX interrogates you, "ROLE NOW!" Sweat is pouring down your face. "Uhm.._______"
    • A. 

      "I'M INVESTIGATOR" You copy paste your crafty, fake will you made (using the dead) just in case. 2-4 Inno. You live another day to stab

    • B. 

      FUCK THIS GAME. OF COURSE JUST MY LUCK. *CLOSES BROWSER*

    • C. 

      "I'm uhh.. consort." Them: ......... You: "ESCORT I MEAN ESCORT..." 9-0 GUILTY

    • D. 

      I'm jester xD Kill me and I will haunt u wooo0Oooo0OOOOO

    • E. 

      *Outs mafia because they voted you up* "PCE"

    • F. 

      "I'M A CUTE GIRL DON'T KILL ME I'LL ADD YOU AFTER GAME AND SUCK YOUR DICK PLS DON'T KILL" 0-9 INNO

    • G. 

      How do I play this game....halp

    • H. 

      Rawr :3 You'll never guess

  • 6. 
    Your annoying friend nags you, "Let's go to a restaurant. Come on, I'll let you choose." "Sorry, I'm busy." The friend continues, "I'll even pay." *Your eyes light up* "What a coincidence! Looks like my schedule's all freed up suddenly! Let's go to:
    • A. 

      Olive Garden! I love AUTHENTIC Italian food :)

    • B. 

      McDonalds. The double-salted fries omfg

    • C. 

      Flemmings, a 5 star restaurant. You're not paying so why not >:)

    • D. 

      Soup Plantation. Ik it's a buffet but I'm staking out the ice cream bar

    • E. 

      In n Out. I love eating raw potatoes!1!1!

    • F. 

      Anywhere. I'm so hungry I could eat ANYTHING omg

    • G. 

      Hooters. I'm going to need some entertainment to cancel your annoying ass out

    • H. 

      Idc, as long as they have cum waffles *^*

  • 7. 
    You're all alone but you have 10 minutes of free time before mom comes home. Pornhub is calling. Think fast
    • A. 

      Hentai but keep that on the dl. What? It's not my fault anime titties are bomb af

    • B. 

      Lowkey bdsm

    • C. 

      Cosplay..mmmm those kitty ears are my weakness

    • D. 

      I'm an angel. I do not partake in such lewd activities hmph

    • E. 

      10 minutes? I'm going to need at least an hour. This won't do

    • F. 

      I watch first times/innocent. I'm not into sluts.

  • 8. 
    How many tabs do you have open at once usually?
    • A. 

      1 at a time. This applies to ladies too

    • B. 

      403

    • C. 

      Idk? Too many ^-^ Hue hue hue

    • D. 

      6 or 9

    • E. 

      Are you really going to make me count?

    • F. 

      Well, I have 8 tabs set for Miku, 14 for Ia, and 29 for my other waifus

  • 9. 
    You were sleepwalking outside and you fell into a trash can, where you belong. BUT WAIT. IT WAS A RADIOACTIVE TRASH CAN. You gain your dream superpower of ______________________
    • A. 

      Mind reading. Now I can find out what this Becky hoe is fronting

    • B. 

      Being able to create clones. Now I can do that Naruto thing and also not have to take my own tests

    • C. 

      Never losing games. You can go 0/30, but you will always win no matter what.

    • D. 

      Waterbending. Now you can sit in bed and water plants at the same time. Innovation at its best

    • E. 

      Being able to understand animals. You've always wondered if cats were talking shit behind our backs

    • F. 

      Making any food you want appear out of thin air. Never do you have to make the walk of shame to the refrigerator for midnight snacks again

  • 10. 
    Your best friend decides it's time to set you on a blind date. He describes a few of the contesters to you and asks you to choose which one you'd like best.
    • A. 

      What the fuck DaQuan. You already know I have a significant other. *Slaps him*

    • B. 

      Funny as fuck with an adorable laugh

    • C. 

      Smart and loves to tell nerdy stories about their research and findings

    • D. 

      Cute and melty. Sweet like milk after lucky charms have been sitting in it for an hour

    • E. 

      Hardcore gamer that will make time for you (COUGH NOT LUCAS)

    • F. 

      Rich and loves to shower people with gifts daily

    • G. 

      Ride or die. Will do anything I ask

  • 11. 
    Christmas is around the corner. You've been good this year after learning your lesson. Tossing around in bed, you suddenly find yourself face to face with Santa himself. He winks and disappears. Running to the Christmas tree, you find exactly what you wished for: 
    • A. 

      A brand new platinum Iphone29X to show off to all your Iphone5s friends

    • B. 

      A mint edition 1998 collectible plushie so you can cash in on ebay

    • C. 

      A fucking laser. A $400 fucking illegal ass laser.

    • D. 

      A fleshlight. Customized porn star and everything

    • E. 

      A $100 gift card for Starbucks. Dreams do really come true for white girls

    • F. 

      A BABY HUSKY wahhh so cute

    • G. 

      A lifetime subscription to a premium Animegogo account

    • H. 

      Someone to duo with xx