Based On Your Knowledge Of Bricks, Would You Be An Acceptable Suitor For My Grandchild?

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Based On Your Knowledge Of Bricks, Would You Be An Acceptable Suitor For My Grandchild?

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  • 1. 
    I am King Brickus of Bricklandia. Our kingdom is great, yet I grow old in my old age. I have but one grandchild, no children, but on last grandchild, who will take my place. And yet, my grandchild, whose gender will be my little secret, requires a partner to rule with once I am in that big construction site in the sky. Do you believe that you have the qualities I desire?
    • A. 

      Uh, I like bricks, I guess...

    • B. 

      I think so.

    • C. 

      I am Iorn-Man.

    • D. 

      Bricks are a fine construction material.

    • E. 

      If I could marry bricks instead of your grandchild, I would.

  • 2. 
    The suitor's knowledge of bricks must be vast. And yet, many are blind to the natural beauty of bricks, and what they have to offer to our society. Tell me, what colour is the best type of brick, eh?
    • A. 

      Bricks have colours?

    • B. 

      Brick colour.

    • C. 

      Iron colour.

    • D. 

      A sort of reddish, brownish hue.

    • E. 

      Whatever colour the brick wants to be; to me all bricks are beautiful.

  • 3. 
    The history of bricks is EXTREMELY important. If we don't learn from our mistakes (don't get me wrong, bricks are never mistakes), then we can't learn from them. Think of how many hundreds of years passed before bricks were invented. How did they live? Speaking of which, who invented bricks?
    • A. 

      Why do you care?

    • B. 

      You did.

    • C. 

      Tony Stark made everything.

    • D. 

      Many primitive buildings were constructed from mud and straw. However, the truth is that bricks were invented a very long time ago. The first bricks that we know about were being made in Jericho as long ago as 8000 BC. The people there had discovered they could make simple bricks by leaving clay mud to dry in the sun.

    • E. 

      In the beginning, the bricks said "Let there be God".

  • 4. 
    It's a sad time in any king's life when a subject of his passes away. My poor, deceased bricks. What is the proper method of brick funeral?
    • A. 

      Make it into another brick, maybe.

    • B. 

      Invite all the brick family, brick mamma, brick pappa. Let them weep appropriately, their stony tears.

    • C. 

      Book the Iron-Priest.

    • D. 

      My heart warms like a furnace for every brick lost. May they be like the phoenix and rise again from the ashes.

    • E. 

      I don't know, throw it away?

  • 5. 
    It is time for me to reveal to you that my grandchild is, in fact, a brick woman. Does this bother you?
    • A. 

      WHAT?! What's wrong with you????!?!!?!?!?

    • B. 

      Um... OK.

    • C. 

      Brick woman? What about iron man?

    • D. 

      Whatever you say, Boss.

    • E. 

      My heart has always yearned for a woman of bricks - you wonderful man!

  • 6. 
    And now it is time for my last question. My world is coming to an end, and this life will transition from one era to the next with the next generation. Should you rule alongside my granddaughter, you would have placed in your hands the greatest brick-based kingdom in the history of mankind. Or brickkind, as it will rightfully be known. How would you rule?
    • A. 

      The peasants would and tumble and fall at my knees, lest I decapitate their babies.

    • B. 

      I would rule the bricks until the bricks take their rightful place in almighty power.

    • C. 

      I would rule with an iron brick.

    • D. 

      This is crazy, you're crazy. Bricks aren't even people! Where is the kingdom?! What are you talking about?! How do I get out of here?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

    • E. 

      I will make sure the brick quota will be met.