There is but one God, which takes the form of the father, the Son, and the Holy spirit
Two Gods, a bad one who created the material world, and a good one who created the spiritual world.
Still a sin, but I'm still married and have sex, I'll just need to be forgiven from my sin before I die
Not as fun as sex not within the confines of marriage
A sin, and thus I refrain from all sexual activity
Fine, sex within the confides of marriage is not a sin.
Sex is fine within a marriage, but I made a vow of chastity to God, and thus I shall never have sex.
Me, by laying my hands on you, for I have been cleared of all sin and lived a sinless life, and now I can clear you of your sins.
Is it gluten free? Cause if not I'm not eating it.
Not the Body of Christ
Not the Body Of Christ, for even if Christ body where as large as a mountain the Catholics would have already eaten it all
The Body of Christ
Yeah, but I think its a sin
Well I don't eat meat (unless its fish or chicken), eggs (unless their sunny side up), or cheese (cause I am lactose intolerant)!
Yes, but only with the consent of the local bishop
Yes, for the bible tells us to preach, whether or not the Roman church approves
Yes, but only to ghost
No, I do not have the consent of the church to do so
No, but I know people who do so without the consent of the catholic church (cause I've heard them)
Do you adore gallows?
Turned upside down
Jesus had no body
Jesus was resurrected
Transformed into a bird.
Jesus had no body, for how could an angel sent by God be wrapped in the cloths of the devil?