Are You Heretic?

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Church Quizzes & Trivia

So you think you may be a cathar, but your not sure take this quiz to find out!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How many gods are there?
    • A. 

      Two

    • B. 

      There is but one God, which takes the form of the father, the Son, and the Holy spirit

    • C. 

      12

    • D. 

      Two Gods, a bad one who created the material world, and a good one who created the spiritual world.

    • E. 

      None

  • 2. 
    Sex within the confines of marriage is....
    • A. 

      Still a sin, but I'm still married and have sex, I'll just need to be forgiven from my sin before I die

    • B. 

      Not as fun as sex not within the confines of marriage

    • C. 

      A sin, and thus I refrain from all sexual activity

    • D. 

      Fine, sex within the confides of marriage is not a sin.

    • E. 

      Sex is fine within a marriage, but I made a vow of chastity to God, and thus I shall never have sex.

  • 3. 
    Baptism should be done by...
    • A. 

      Water

    • B. 

      Hands

    • C. 

      Me, by laying my hands on you, for I have been cleared of all sin and lived a sinless life, and now I can clear you of your sins.

    • D. 

      Fire

  • 4. 
    The Eucharist is...
    • A. 

      Is it gluten free? Cause if not I'm not eating it.

    • B. 

      Not the Body of Christ

    • C. 

      Not the Body Of Christ, for even if Christ body where as large as a mountain the Catholics would have already eaten it all

    • D. 

      The Body of Christ

  • 5. 
    Do you eat meat, eggs, and cheese?
    • A. 

      Yeah, but I think its a sin

    • B. 

      Well I don't eat meat (unless its fish or chicken), eggs (unless their sunny side up), or cheese (cause I am lactose intolerant)!

    • C. 

      Of course

    • D. 

      No

  • 6. 
    Do you preach?
    • A. 

      Yes, but only with the consent of the local bishop

    • B. 

      Yes, for the bible tells us to preach, whether or not the Roman church approves

    • C. 

      Yes, but only to ghost

    • D. 

      No, I do not have the consent of the church to do so

    • E. 

      No, but I know people who do so without the consent of the catholic church (cause I've heard them)

  • 7. 
    This object should be...
    • A. 

      Adored

    • B. 

      Not adored

    • C. 

      Do you adore gallows?

    • D. 

      Turned upside down

  • 8. 
    When Jesus died what happened to his body?
    • A. 

      Jesus had no body

    • B. 

      Jesus was resurrected

    • C. 

      Transformed into a bird.

    • D. 

      Jesus had no body, for how could an angel sent by God be wrapped in the cloths of the devil?

  • 9. 
    Will you take an oath that what you have said here is true?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No