In my land there are 2 genders, me and all of the people who follow me HAIL THE KING OF (lol this would give away who the person is)
There is a genderly obvious answer to that question
I sexually identify as (whatever you want to put here that isn't one of the others)
The most attractive man to ever exist
All of the above
"Build a wall"
"You are a fucking bagel"
"If I don't have to do it I won't do it. If I have to do it make it quick."
"I am the best human to ever exist, I am basically a god"
"I'm not weird, my reality is just different from yours"
"I'm a diabetic kid looking for love here's a brownie"
"11/10 is just 10/10 on steroids"
"In West Philadelphia born and raised by the playground is where I spent most of my days!"
"Ropes and metal pipes aren't the same thing. You can't hang yourself with a metal pipe!" (This statement is false BTW)