Find Out If You're A Homosexual Man By Taking This Short, Easy Quiz.

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Answer some short basic questions to find out if you are in danger of being a homosexual.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If a woman was "face down, ass up" in bed, and she says to you, "baby, I want you to eat my booty"... Would you do it?
    • A. 

      Absolutely, I'd eat it. I'd go for seconds, too.

    • B. 

      I would kiss her around the cheeks but not anywhere near the eye of the storm.

    • C. 

      I would tell her that I'd never eat a woman's booty. Poop comes from there.

    • D. 

      I would politely tell her that I would prefer not to.

  • 2. 
    If you and your best friend's wife were alone together and she began to flirt with you and make advances towards you, you would...
    • A. 

      I would go along with it and aggressively pursue trying to bed her and then I would tell my best friend about how we now have something else in common.

    • B. 

      I would get out of there. Sleeping with my best friend's wife would be against my moral values. I wouldn't say a word to my friend.

    • C. 

      I would go along with it and sleep with her but I would not say a word to anyone about it.

    • D. 

      I would immediately stop her and I'd call my best friend to let him know that his wife is a slut.

  • 3. 
    A really gorgeous woman you know is making advances towards you and you end up in a private room with her.  Things are getting hot and heavy and she goes down on you.  You want to return the favor so you pull her panties down at which point you find out she is on her period.  She begs you to eat her pussy.  How would you proceed?
    • A. 

      Of course I would keep going. I'd earn my red wings, 99th award.

    • B. 

      I would politely tell her that maybe we should wait until she is off her period.

    • C. 

      I don't eat pussy. Pee comes from there.

    • D. 

      I'd be disgusted and ask how she could've thought I'd be okay with this... I'd get out of there ASAP!

  • 4. 
    You're in a foreign country, you meet a pretty lady and when you both get back to the car she starts going down on you.  The BJ is unbelievably good and unlike anything you've ever experienced before so you reach over to finger her, but you find out she's packing a trouser snake bigger than yours.  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Since she's already doing it and you thought she was a girl when she started, you might as well let her finish.

    • B. 

      I'd politely tell her I'm not into chicks with dicks or dudes with tits and I'd kick her out of the car.

    • C. 

      I'd beat him up and threaten to kill him for trying to deceive me. Then I'd go home and take 23 showers.

    • D. 

      I'd let her finish me off and then I'd give her a hand job to return the favor.

  • 5. 
    You and your woman are talking about spicing things up in the bedroom and you suggest trying anal.  Your woman gets really excited and says she'd love to try anal but she'll only let you do it to her if you let her do it to you with a strap-on. 
    • A. 

      Let's start tonight. Get your anus ready, baby.

    • B. 

      Politely tell her that maybe this was a bad idea and we should try something else like sexy lingerie.

    • C. 

      No. Absolutely not. Forget that I ever brought it up.

    • D. 

      You tell her that's what you meant by wanting to try anal...

  • 6. 
    You're about to smash with your woman and you're about to throw a condom on, but she suddenly informs you that she is allergic to latex.  What do you do?
    • A. 

      We just fool around, but don't have sex.

    • B. 

      I tell her we can wait until I can get non-latex condoms and we just cuddle and watch Netflix.

    • C. 

      Of course I plan for such a situation and I have lamb-skin condoms at the ready.

    • D. 

      I use the pull out method. I like to live dangerously.

  • 7. 
    You go to a party where there are lots of hot girls but they all leave with your friends.  But wait, Vanessa is still here at the party and she is giving you the hungry eyes.  Only problem is Vanessa weighs more than you can deadlift. Smash or pass?
    • A. 

      It's a dirty job, but pussy is pussy. I gotta get my dick wet. Smash.

    • B. 

      Pass...

    • C. 

      I'd try to get a hand job or BJ but nothing past that.

    • D. 

      I'd just take her to go get some food if she looks hungry.

  • 8. 
    You're at the club and you hit it off with a nice looking girl... You take her back to your place, one thing leads to another and you're both getting undressed.  You notice she has more hair on her body than you do.  Hairy armpits, hairy legs, and a bush so large you need to use your land navigation skills to find your way around that thing.   How do you proceed?
    • A. 

      Ewww. I'd blatantly tell her she's nasty and tell her to leave.

    • B. 

      I'd be disgusted, but I'd politely let her down.

    • C. 

      For a one night stand, pussy is pussy.

    • D. 

      I'd ask if I could shave her and then I'd hit.

  • 9. 
    You come home to find your woman cheating on you with another guy.
    • A. 

      Kill them both.

    • B. 

      Kill her.

    • C. 

      Kill him.

    • D. 

      Join in.

  • 10. 
    Your woman just got done giving you a BJ in which you blew your load into her mouth and she swallowed it... She leans in to give you a passionate kiss...
    • A. 

      Tell her she's nasty and push her away so she doesn't get any jizz on you.

    • B. 

      Pull her in close and passionately kiss her and thank her for a job well done.

    • C. 

      Make a facial expression that makes her feel like she has the cooties so she gets the message.

    • D. 

      Give her a kiss on the cheek instead.