Absolutely, I'd eat it. I'd go for seconds, too.
I would kiss her around the cheeks but not anywhere near the eye of the storm.
I would tell her that I'd never eat a woman's booty. Poop comes from there.
I would politely tell her that I would prefer not to.
I would go along with it and aggressively pursue trying to bed her and then I would tell my best friend about how we now have something else in common.
I would get out of there. Sleeping with my best friend's wife would be against my moral values. I wouldn't say a word to my friend.
I would go along with it and sleep with her but I would not say a word to anyone about it.
I would immediately stop her and I'd call my best friend to let him know that his wife is a slut.
Of course I would keep going. I'd earn my red wings, 99th award.
I would politely tell her that maybe we should wait until she is off her period.
I don't eat pussy. Pee comes from there.
I'd be disgusted and ask how she could've thought I'd be okay with this... I'd get out of there ASAP!
Since she's already doing it and you thought she was a girl when she started, you might as well let her finish.
I'd politely tell her I'm not into chicks with dicks or dudes with tits and I'd kick her out of the car.
I'd beat him up and threaten to kill him for trying to deceive me. Then I'd go home and take 23 showers.
I'd let her finish me off and then I'd give her a hand job to return the favor.
Let's start tonight. Get your anus ready, baby.
Politely tell her that maybe this was a bad idea and we should try something else like sexy lingerie.
No. Absolutely not. Forget that I ever brought it up.
You tell her that's what you meant by wanting to try anal...
We just fool around, but don't have sex.
I tell her we can wait until I can get non-latex condoms and we just cuddle and watch Netflix.
Of course I plan for such a situation and I have lamb-skin condoms at the ready.
I use the pull out method. I like to live dangerously.
It's a dirty job, but pussy is pussy. I gotta get my dick wet. Smash.
I'd try to get a hand job or BJ but nothing past that.
I'd just take her to go get some food if she looks hungry.
Ewww. I'd blatantly tell her she's nasty and tell her to leave.
I'd be disgusted, but I'd politely let her down.
For a one night stand, pussy is pussy.
I'd ask if I could shave her and then I'd hit.
Kill them both.
Tell her she's nasty and push her away so she doesn't get any jizz on you.
Pull her in close and passionately kiss her and thank her for a job well done.
Make a facial expression that makes her feel like she has the cooties so she gets the message.
Give her a kiss on the cheek instead.