Trump: Real Or Unreal

If you read previously written Tweets, Mr. Trump has never been a fan of Arianna Huffington or the money-losing Huffington Post. The only clown show in this scenario is the Huffington Post pretending to be a legitimate news source. Mr. Trump is not focused on being covered by a glorified blog. He is focused on Making America Great Again.

The president can’t lead. He’s brought a bunch of dim bulbs into the White House, who couldn’t negotiate a deal for one of my buildings, let alone diplomatic relations with Cuba. The Cuban people are incredible, and they have made Miami a wonderful city. But the Castro brothers should know where we stand, which is yet another way I will Make America Great Again!

(John McCain) was extremely disrespectful to the thousands upon thousands of people, many of whom happen to be his constituents, that came to listen to me speak about illegal immigration in Phoenix last week by calling them “crazies.”These were not “crazies” – these were great American citizens.

Mr. Trump stated, “I love the state of Nevada, have big interests there and employ lots of great people. I am particularly happy with so easily winning tremendous Hispanic support. As I have said, if I win the primary I will win the Hispanic vote – I will produce jobs and Make America Great Again!”

Mr. Trump stated: “The Washington Post is bothering the construction workers at the site of the Trump International, my latest amazing hotel in the nation’s capital. They claim these workers are illegal immigrants. How dumb. They are entirely legal, and it’s the paper’s fault for not tracking down why. I guess Jeff Bezos’s journalists are just as idiotic as Amazon’s suggestions of items I might like to buy.”

This report was not designed for a man of Mr. Trump’s massive wealth. For instance, they have boxes once a certain number is reached that simply state $50 million or more. Many of these boxes have been checked. As an example, if a building owned by Mr. Trump is worth $1.5 billion, the box checked is “$50,000,000 or more.”

I have been ridiculed for having my Trump brand of luxury ties made in China. The people who said this are cretins. I built the world’s finest factory for my Chinese workers, all of who begged to work there. It’s an amazing place, and if the U.S. government valued business, I could build hundreds of factories like this in our country. That’s what I’ll do as president.

The disassociation of ESPN and NASCAR with the Trump Organization was covered by the press in headlines all over the world as though it was a major setback for me. Really? What were the losses? One NASCAR banquet in a magnificent ballroom at Trump National Doral in Miami for which I will keep their very substantial deposit and rent the ballroom to someone else that night – in other words, two fees instead of one (NASCAR has already apologized to me)!

Mr. Trump believes that Univision’s cancellation of the Miss USA pageant is another example of a desperate network struggling for relevancy. Miss USA has received astonishing ratings in recent years and will be a huge success where it lands next. Mr. Trump looks forward to bringing suit against Univision in a court of law, where it will be accountable for its double-crossing doublespeak.

Jeb Bush is a joke. He claims that he’s the most qualified presidential candidate, but he has never run a business. And Florida under his watch was awful. It was hot, muggy and bad for business. He even backed his idiot brother’s run for president. Bush has no idea how to Make America Great Again!