Am I Deppressed? (Approved)

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Am I Deppressed? (Approved)

Do you think you suffer deppression? Are you suicidal? You might not be, and this test is might blow your mind (if not home), the best solution to deppression is to finish this test and to meet up @moseschrist, @almightykhedr, and @fadikurdouh and mate, sex is always the solution however in chemistry it's alcohol, if you're underage then drink your apple juice and chill k?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How do you feel most of the time?
    • A. 

      Guilty

    • B. 

      Sad

    • C. 

      Hyper/Happy/Excited

    • D. 

      Nothing..

    • E. 

      Tired.. just tired

    • F. 

      I feel heat within me

  • 2. 
    That heat within you...
    • A. 

      It's salt

    • B. 

      It's fire

    • C. 

      It's salt tears

    • D. 

      It's a bullet

    • E. 

      It's the feeling of emptiness and nothing is is entropy of spacetime we call reality

    • F. 

      It's hot soup

  • 3. 
    Do you love yourself?
    • A. 

      And what am I anymore?

    • B. 

      *sigh*

    • C. 

      No, do you love yourself?

    • D. 

      How can I love me when I'm so guilty

    • E. 

      *cries in the corner* *searches top ten saddest music by famouse pop singers*

    • F. 

      Yep, I pleasure myself a lot, wouldn't mind if you join me

    • G. 

      It hurts to tell you the truth

  • 4. 
    How do you express emotion?
    • A. 

      I'm a computer, I'm such a clever device! count to fifty in a blink of your eyes ;)

    • B. 

      I rather sleep for eternity

    • C. 

      BY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AHAKFHIHAHAHFGONVIFODSVHAHANGIHAHA

    • D. 

      Emotions are the reason I don't express emotions for emotions sake

    • E. 

      Hahaha no

    • F. 

      I can't control my tears it hurts, help me

    • G. 

      By sending nudes/touching privates/masturbating/etc

  • 5. 
    Kill me..
    • A. 

      I can't...

    • B. 

      I deserve to die I did so much and I just feel so guilty!

    • C. 

      My pleasure ^-^

    • D. 

      You don't matter

    • E. 

      No, you kill me

    • F. 

      Kill you with sex

  • 6. 
    Do you promise to have your apple juice?
    • A. 

      No, my tears are enough

    • B. 

      How about I drink you ;3

    • C. 

      ZzZZZzZzzZZzz

    • D. 

      Or alcohol

    • E. 

      I'm not thirsty bish chill

    • F. 

      Feed me bleach daddy

  • 7. 
    Something I'd expect to hear from you?
    • A. 

      (nothing)

    • B. 

      I'm just tired..

    • C. 

      B-B-B-B-B-B-BOOOOOOOOORED LETS HAVE FUN

    • D. 

      So how do we set the mood?

    • E. 

      WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

    • F. 

      WHY AM I GETTING THIS FOR THINGS I REGRET

  • 8. 
    You're more likely to..
    • A. 

      Feel heat and pressure within

    • B. 

      Feel sad most of the time

    • C. 

      Not even exist, not that you don't, but you literally feel nothing at all

    • D. 

      Smile :DDDDDD

    • E. 

      Suicide

    • F. 

      Sleep

  • 9. 
    Dealing with stress
    • A. 

      I deserve this, and I wish this to end

    • B. 

      Easy!

    • C. 

      I don't stress, I don't anything

    • D. 

      Selflove bro

    • E. 

      Why just why?!?!? :'( It hurts

    • F. 

      Rather sleep

  • 10. 
    In your phone you have..
    • A. 

      Porn

    • B. 

      Texting

    • C. 

      Memes

    • D. 

      MBTI

    • E. 

      Motivational quotes

    • F. 

      Justin beaver

    • G. 

      No

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