Find Out Who Are You Really?

8 Questions | By Bradleybear | Last updated: Sep 7, 2017 | Total Attempts: 371

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1.

Future job?
- A.
  
  Chip-Shop Owner
- B.
  
  IT Guy
- C.
  
  Milk Man
- D.
  
  Chef
- E.
  
  Lego Engineer
- F.
  
  Drug Dealer
- G.
  
  Carer
2.

Typical Chat-up Line?
- A.
  
  "..."
- B.
  
  "I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs."
- C.
  
  "Can we be friends?"
- D.
  
  "I'll tear your ligament, baby."
- E.
  
  "Get in the fucking van!"
- F.
  
  "Ey bby wnt sum fuk?"
- G.
  
  "You. Me. Mary Jane."
3.

Perfect Friday Night?
- A.
  
  "A nice warm bath."
- B.
  
  "Late night game of Rugby with the lads."
- C.
  
  "Some 1337 no scopes."
- D.
  
  "With you, if you play your cards right"
- E.
  
  "In the bushes outside of *her* house"
- F.
  
  "A game of pokemon and a hot bird."
- G.
  
  "A house party with lots of Lambrini."
4.

Drug of choice?
- A.
  
  Cannabis
- B.
  
  Codeine
- C.
  
  Steroids
- D.
  
  Life
- E.
  
  Ketamine
- F.
  
  Non-Alcoholic Beer
- G.
  
  Bath Salts
5.

Top Sport
- A.
  
  Football
- B.
  
  Rugby
- C.
  
  Top what?
- D.
  
  Cricket
- E.
  
  Pokemon Training
- F.
  
  BMXing
- G.
  
  Lifting
6.

Biggest Political Issue?
- A.
  
  Legalise IT
- B.
  
  Lower age of consent
- C.
  
  Feminism
- D.
  
  Legalise it
- E.
  
  Who cares?
- F.
  
  Female to male domestic abuse
- G.
  
  Free Tibet
7.

Mental Health problem?
- A.
  
  A serious case of the munchies
- B.
  
  Closet Homosexual
- C.
  
  Doesn't play well with others
- D.
  
  Autism
- E.
  
  Hebephilia
- F.
  
  Assburgers
- G.
  
  Penis Envy
8.

Favourite Music?
- A.
  
  Early 2000s Pop
- B.
  
  Mach 5 Gaymen: Greatest Hits
- C.
  
  Selena Gomez
- D.
  
  Avril Lavigne - Sk8ter boi
- E.
  
  The Village People
- F.
  
  Rave
- G.
  
  Cruising tunes

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