That's easy, it's Matt Damon
Obviously, it's gotta be be Mark Wahlberg
You crazy fuck, that's Ben Affleck
As Sarah Silverman would say, "that's fucking Matt Damon"
I've got some Good Vibrations that this is Mark Wahlberg
As Jimmy Kimmel would say, "that's fucking Ben Affleck"
That's Matt Damon in "Green Zone"
That's Mark Wahlberg in "Lone Survivor"
That's Ben Affleck in "Pearl Harbor"
That man was "Bourne" to be Matt Damon
You better say hi to your mother for him, cause that's Mark Wahlberg
You can "Argo"- fuck yourself cause that's Ben Affleck
I'll let Matt Damon "Adjust" my "Bureau" any day
That must be Mark Wahlberg, cause there's something "Happening" in my pants
Only Jennifer Garner can hit that, cause that's Ben Affleck
That's Matt Damon you asswipe
That's Mark Wahlberg you snorgasm
That's Ben Affleck you shitbird
Matt Damon (I think he went to Boston one time in 2008)
Mark Wahlberg (come on, he's a native Bostonian)
Ben Affleck (FOR FUCKS SAKE ONE OF THESE HAS TO BE HIM)
Adam Sandler (I mean, it kinda looks like him...)