Are You A Dumbfuck That Gets Matt Damon And Mark Wahlberg Mixed Up?

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Are You A Dumbfuck That Gets Matt Damon And Mark Wahlberg Mixed Up?

Are you a dumbfuck that gets Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg mixed up? Well take this quiz to test your basic skills of telling people apart!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Okay, let's start off easy. Is this famous actor Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg?
    • A. 

      That's easy, it's Matt Damon

    • B. 

      Obviously, it's gotta be be Mark Wahlberg

    • C. 

      You crazy fuck, that's Ben Affleck

  • 2. 
    Here's another easy one: Is this actor Matty D or Marky Mark?
    • A. 

      As Sarah Silverman would say, "that's fucking Matt Damon"

    • B. 

      I've got some Good Vibrations that this is Mark Wahlberg

    • C. 

      As Jimmy Kimmel would say, "that's fucking Ben Affleck"

  • 3. 
    It's gonna be uphill from here. Is this Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg?
    • A. 

      That's Matt Damon in "Green Zone"

    • B. 

      That's Mark Wahlberg in "Lone Survivor"

    • C. 

      That's Ben Affleck in "Pearl Harbor"

  • 4. 
    This is a trickier one: Is this sexy Matt Damon or Italian Mark Wahlberg?
    • A. 

      That man was "Bourne" to be Matt Damon

    • B. 

      You better say hi to your mother for him, cause that's Mark Wahlberg

    • C. 

      You can "Argo"- fuck yourself cause that's Ben Affleck

  • 5. 
    Now this one is a doozy: which famous actor modeled for Calvin Klein?
    • A. 

      I'll let Matt Damon "Adjust" my "Bureau" any day

    • B. 

      That must be Mark Wahlberg, cause there's something "Happening" in my pants

    • C. 

      Only Jennifer Garner can hit that, cause that's Ben Affleck

  • 6. 
    This one will be easy if you've seen The Departed (which stars both Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg). Which one is it?
    • A. 

      That's Matt Damon you asswipe

    • B. 

      That's Mark Wahlberg you snorgasm

    • C. 

      That's Ben Affleck you shitbird

  • 7. 
    Which famous actor is sporting the Boston Red Sox hat?
    • A. 

      Matt Damon (I think he went to Boston one time in 2008)

    • B. 

      Mark Wahlberg (come on, he's a native Bostonian)

    • C. 

      Ben Affleck (FOR FUCKS SAKE ONE OF THESE HAS TO BE HIM)

    • D. 

      Adam Sandler (I mean, it kinda looks like him...)