Aeva Personality Quiz

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Aeva Personality Quiz

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  • 1. 
    What 5 words best describe you?
    • A. 

      Cunning, considerate, sadistic, charming and laid back

    • B. 

      Playful, creative, caring, moody and ethical

    • C. 

      Humble, principled, immature, helpful and old-fashioned

    • D. 

      Option 4

    • E. 

      Artistic, romantic, morbid, stubborn and clingy

    • F. 

      Superstitious, emotional, loving, passive and anxious

    • G. 

      Depressed, observant, tough, witty, and rebellious

    • H. 

      Kind, self-conscious, weird, bubbly, and supportive

    • I. 

      Funny, greedy, passionate, fearful, and loyal

    • J. 

      Jovial, optimistic, impulsive, talkative and trusting

    • K. 

      Lighthearted, strong willed, motherly, unorthodox, and anger prone

    • L. 

      Lonely, vicious, eccentric, empathetic, and dutiful

    • M. 

      Controlling, contemptuous, flamboyant, materialistic and motherly

    • N. 

      Friendly, flirtatious, nosey, insecure, and glamorous

    • O. 

      Ambitious, shrewd, callous, proud and greedy

    • P. 

      Awkward, random, reclusive, excitable, and idealistic

    • Q. 

      Stoic, valiant, solemn, fierce and down to earth

    • R. 

      Fiery, impatient, boastful, efficient and sassy

    • S. 

      Intuitive, self-defeating, compassionate, soft spoken, and analytical

    • T. 

      Proud, charitable, reserved, self-blaming, and neurotic

    • U. 

      Strange, wise, spiritual, rude, and reliable

  • 2. 
    A sink whale has lodged itself in the kitchen sink, you:
    • A. 

      Immediately run to help pull it out without any hesitation

    • B. 

      Using your best Moby Dick impression, declare war on the sink whale and demand all hands report on deck (kitchen) to defeat the mighty beast. Make faces as you try to pull it out.

    • C. 

      Say nothing and walk away.

    • D. 

      Stand there confused and do as directed with a dumfounded look on your face

    • E. 

      Watch the others fail in amusement and make no effort to move. Occasionally make jokes and bad puns at their expense.

    • F. 

      Wait until the others have finished their ideas, then return with supplies to dismantle the sink.

    • G. 

      Say “oh dear” and force others to go help get it out on your behalf.

    • H. 

      Jump on the whale’s back and impale it. Declare it dinner.

    • I. 

      Analyze the situation and Start looking for things/ways to help remove the whale

    • J. 

      Cannot comprehend the situation and can only stare in bewilderment

    • K. 

      Out of a sense of duty grab onto the whale and curse at it as you try to pull it out

    • L. 

      Laugh hysterically. Help only if asked.

    • M. 

      Look appalled. Find someone to complain to.

    • N. 

      Take pictures. Help pull. Stop and take more pictures. Help pull. Stop run out and show people pictures.

    • O. 

      Help in a half-assed manner while telling stories that only vaguely relate to anything that is going on

    • P. 

      Inform the others that you will go to seek help. Instead go out to lunch and make up an excuse as to why you were unable to return.

    • Q. 

      Serenade the whale, urging it through song to return to it's home in the drainpipes

    • R. 

      Was the one that shoved the whale in the sink in the first place for these morons to deal with

  • 3. 
    Choose a profession:
    • A. 

      Doctor

    • B. 

      Lawyer

    • C. 

      Writer

    • D. 

      Professional Athlete

    • E. 

      Coach Potato

    • F. 

      Con Artist

    • G. 

      Councilor/Psychologist

    • H. 

      Military

    • I. 

      Teacher

    • J. 

      Artist

    • K. 

      Assassin

    • L. 

      Businessman/woman

    • M. 

      Priest

    • N. 

      Dictator

    • O. 

      Dancer/Stripper

    • P. 

      Musician/singer

  • 4. 
    What do you fear the most?
    • A. 

      Being ugly or unwanted

    • B. 

      Succumbing to illness or madness

    • C. 

      The future being worse or not changing

    • D. 

      Acting on impulses I don’t mean

    • E. 

      Being forgotten or abandoned

    • F. 

      Losing my friends/family

    • G. 

      Being past redemption

    • H. 

      Being completely insignificant

    • I. 

      Choosing conformity over morals

    • J. 

      Being unloved by those I love most

    • K. 

      The existence of God

    • L. 

      Being defeated or failing when it matters most

    • M. 

      Being too weak to make a difference

    • N. 

      Eternal nothingness- consciously unable to move, see, hear or feel

  • 5. 
    What is your motto? (add) to
    • A. 

      Everyone is deserving of kindness

    • B. 

      One mistake should not rule your life

    • C. 

      Life isn’t fair, accept it

    • D. 

      Live for the moment

    • E. 

      Evil is determined by the victor

    • F. 

      You cannot complain that nothing changes, if you are not willing to take a stand

    • G. 

      Always try your best, that's all you can do

    • H. 

      Everything in life happens for a reason

    • I. 

      If you are truly on the right path, no action should bring you shame

    • J. 

      A moral man is neither a wise man nor a rich man

    • K. 

      You can break my body, but never my spirit

    • L. 

      A life without fun, is a life that's wasted

    • M. 

      The suffering of one, is the problem of all

    • N. 

      If you work hard enough, your dreams can come true

  • 6. 
    What is your primary goal?
    • A. 

      To find a place where I belong

    • B. 

      To save others from making the mistakes I have

    • C. 

      To find purpose

    • D. 

      To live life as it happens

    • E. 

      To live in peace with my family

    • F. 

      To do the best I can

    • G. 

      To bring justice to those in need

    • H. 

      To become famous

    • I. 

      To become a person I can be proud of

    • J. 

      To win the affection of the one I love

    • K. 

      To enjoy the riches of life

    • L. 

      To be a comic book hero

    • M. 

      To spread the word of God

    • N. 

      To conquer the world and reign supreme

    • O. 

      To improve the quality of life for others

    • P. 

      To attain wealth, power and respect

  • 7. 
    You are at a Halloween party. What do you dress up as?
    • A. 

      Go all out with zombie make-up. Realize that you are the only one who dressed up legitimately scary and own it proudly.

    • B. 

      Forget completely about the party. Put on a fake mustache and insist that you are some made up obscure important figure. Go on rants about his greatness all night.

    • C. 

      Gothic Santa Clause for irony. Wish everyone a Merry Christmas while completely deadpan.

    • D. 

      A handmade robot costume that took hours to make and is poorly constructed out of cardboard. Refuse to let anyone criticize it and do the robot.

    • E. 

      Throw a bed sheet over your head, cut out two eyeholes and go as a ghost. Put on sunglasses and shout “Boo-Yaahhh” periodically.

    • F. 

      Count Dracula – a sophisticated, respectable and deadly monster. You dance politely with partners and converse most of the night.

    • G. 

      A giant butterfly and knock people out with your wings every time you turn. Spend a portion of the night apologizing, but look fabulous.

    • H. 

      An angel because you were told it would be cute. Kill people with your adorableness.

    • I. 

      A celebrity you idolize and wish you could be. BUT YOU CAN’T…except on Halloween. You act in character throughout the night.

    • J. 

      A black cat because it’s cute, sexy and appropriate for Halloween. Dance with a small group of friends.

    • K. 

      You wear your fanciest tux/dress and an elegant but macabre mask. You dance gracefully on the dance floor while making eye contact with your crush.

    • L. 

      A witch. You spike the punch with poison and inform people that they are under your spell. You barter with victims for their valuables in exchange for the antidote.

    • M. 

      You attend the party but refuse to dress up. You deny all allegations of being a party pooper. You simply went as yourself.

    • N. 

      A playboy bunny –because that’s the best way to have fun. Get drunk and flirt with everyone.

    • O. 

      A superhero and fly around the dance floor with your arms out in front of you

    • P. 

      You do not believe in Halloween nor do you want to party. You leave immediately and shame everyone there.

    • Q. 

      A pirate. Because there is no better way to spend a holiday than as a badass with beer. You don’t dance, but you have plenty of fun tales.

    • R. 

      You don’t partake in Halloween festivities. However you don a funny wig and hand out candy to amuse kids.

    • S. 

      You weren't invited, but arrive anyway in a mystical cloak made literally out of the souls of orphans.

    • T. 

      A pagan god/goddess, as let’s be honest that’s what you pretty much are.

  • 8. 
    Opinion on tulips? 
    • A. 

      I do not understand this fixation on tulips. I prefer roses myself….

    • B. 

      I HATE TULIPS! KILL THEM ALL!!

    • C. 

      My friend dislikes them so I do as well

    • D. 

      The enemy of my enemy is my friend

    • E. 

      That boy is mad

    • F. 

      I guess they are bad…I’m not sure why…but they like are….for some reason

    • G. 

      Tulips? They are pretty I guess….

    • H. 

      They remind me of spring

    • I. 

      They are stupid flowers.

    • J. 

      I use them to decorate the skeletons in the ballroom. I feel it is appropriate.

    • K. 

      I love tulips actually

  • 9. 
    I consider myself to be:
    • A. 

      Introverted

    • B. 

      Extroverted

  • 10. 
    How are you most inclined to feel when others don't meet your expectations?
    • A. 

      Their incompetence annoys me

    • B. 

      Understanding; everyone makes mistakes

  • 11. 
    In general, which does your temperament lean more towards?
    • A. 

      I have a calm disposition in most situations

    • B. 

      I often get as hyper as chihuahua on acid

  • 12. 
    What is your approach to life?Do you take a practical approach; rely on facts; trusting experience; focusing on things you can see, hear, and feel?Or do you take a theoretical approach; rely on your intuition to guide you; inventing new ways; focusing on abstract ideas?
    • A. 

      Theoretical Approach

    • B. 

      Practical Approach

  • 13. 
    How do you deal with the person you hate most?
    • A. 

      Get flustered and call them something stupid like a poo-poo head

    • B. 

      Frown at them disapprovingly.

    • C. 

      Punch them in the face (twice)

    • D. 

      Lose your temper and get into a shouting match

    • E. 

      Play a “harmless” prank on them to drive them crazy

    • F. 

      Befriend them. Earn their trust. Find what they love most in the world then make them watch as it dies. Psychologically torment them until they beg you to kill them.

    • G. 

      Mutter curses under your breath

    • H. 

      Threaten them. If they don’t back down, challenge them to a duel.

    • I. 

      Glare but do nothing. Resolve not to help if they are ever in need.

    • J. 

      Try to ignore them, but end up lecturing them on their life choices.

    • K. 

      Casually slip poison into their drink

    • L. 

      Gossip about them behind their back and watch the rumors spread.

    • M. 

      Inform them of what you would do to them if you were both in an alternate universe where you had super powers.

    • N. 

      Make them into a public spectacle and openly ridicule them.

    • O. 

      Pray that they may find God and become a better person…instead of an ass

    • P. 

      Manipulate them into giving you everything they love and own

  • 14. 
    Which statement holds the most truth?
    • A. 

      It is sometimes necessary to commit evil acts for the greater good

    • B. 

      Evil is never justifiable

  • 15. 
    Which outlook do you tend more towards?
    • A. 

      I am optomistic

    • B. 

      I am cynical

  • 16. 
    If a purple polka-dotted unicorn asks to borrow maple syrup it is best to say no, as it most likely just wants to impale your face.
    • A. 

      True. Unless it's Tuesday and you have heat vision.

    • B. 

      WTF

  • 17. 
    Which is closer to how you view your intelligence? How much confidence do you have in your decisions?
    • A. 

      I am a self proclaimed genious

    • B. 

      I frequently second guess myself

  • 18. 
    How do you feel about your physical appearance?
    • A. 

      I have a desire to look beautiful/handsome

    • B. 

      I could care less what I look like

  • 19. 
    Level of self sacrifice?
    • A. 

      I would die to save someone I just met

    • B. 

      I would die to save someone I love

    • C. 

      Screw that I'm saving myself

  • 20. 
    What would your spirit's form take?
    • A. 

      Dragon

    • B. 

      Wolf

    • C. 

      Three headed dog

    • D. 

      Butterfly

    • E. 

      Gun

    • F. 

      Dagger

    • G. 

      Hour glass

    • H. 

      Bird

    • I. 

      Jaguar

    • J. 

      Gold

    • K. 

      Awkward magical turtecorn

    • L. 

      Spider

    • M. 

      Fire

    • N. 

      Rapier

    • O. 

      Sound

    • P. 

      Wraith

    • Q. 

      Mist

    • R. 

      Bear

  • 21. 
    Which statement is most true?
    • A. 

      I am impulsive

    • B. 

      I plan everything out in advance

  • 22. 
    In your opinion:
    • A. 

      It is our duty to take care of those who cannot take care of themselves

    • B. 

      It is not our responsibility to pick up the slack of others

  • 23. 
    Are you rebellious or law-abiding?
    • A. 

      I abide by the law. Rules and structure are important to society.

    • B. 

      I do what I want. Rules are more of "guidelines"

  • 24. 
     You are in a financial crisis. You just lost your house. You’ve already have had to sell most of your possessions. You were fired from your job and are having a hard time finding a new one. You have nowhere to go and are at a loss of what to do....when you find a wallet on the ground. Inside are two credit cards, $15,000, and a license belonging to an old man. The man appears to be wealthy. Thumbing through, you find pictures of his grandkids and directions to a local hospital. The money would get you a place to stay and food. It could hold you over until you get a new job and get you back on your feet. Cards included you could live in luxury again. Do you keep the wallet or return it?
    • A. 

      Keep the wallet in it's entirety and live well again

    • B. 

      Return the wallet, claiming it was missing all the cash when you found it.

    • C. 

      Take only the minimum you can survive on and return the rest.

    • D. 

      Return the wallet in it's entirety and live on the street

  • 25. 
    Your best friend runs up to you in excitement. They happily show off their new outfit. They plan on wearing it to an important ceremony. It is mustard yellow with large puke-green spots. It is easily the ugliest thing you have ever seen. Do you lie to protect their feelings? 
    • A. 

      Tell them that shit is hideous; Honesty is better than public humiliation.

    • B. 

      Tell them it is beautiful; If they like it then that's all that matters.

  • 26. 
    Naturally, where do you tend to fall in a group?
    • A. 

      I tend to take control of projects. I am the one that makes most decisions. Others usually ask me for advice.

    • B. 

      I am a team player. I am good at following directions, I prefer not to be the one to make tough decisions.

  • 27. 
    Your life long dream of being an undead underwater comedian, dinosaur therapist, flaming sheep juggler, or whatever you most desired to do has been proven illogical. You can't tell jokes if you are underwater...or dead, dinosaurs are extinct and therefore don't need therapy, and sheep die when you set them on fire. If for some reason you desired another career, that now has become just as implausible. You have finally come to terms that achieving this dream is only a dream. What now?
    • A. 

      Count your loses and start on a brand new goal (give up and start something else)

    • B. 

      Become horribly depressed and refuse to move on (give up and do nothing)

    • C. 

      Don't give up entirely and try to find a similar job that actually exists (compromise and try again)

    • D. 

      Relentlessly pursue your dream anyway. You'll find a way to make it possible. (fight to the bitter end)

  • 28. 
    How frequently does Cupid project arrows into your buttocks?
    • A. 

      I get light crushes frequently

    • B. 

      I very rarely like anyone, but when I do it's deep

  • 29. 
    What kind of a superhero are you?
    • A. 

      Option 1

    • B. 

      Option 2

    • C. 

      Option 3

    • D. 

      Option 4

    • E. 

      Option 5