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Cunning, considerate, sadistic, charming and laid back
Playful, creative, caring, moody and ethical
Humble, principled, immature, helpful and old-fashioned
Option 4
Artistic, romantic, morbid, stubborn and clingy
Superstitious, emotional, loving, passive and anxious
Depressed, observant, tough, witty, and rebellious
Kind, self-conscious, weird, bubbly, and supportive
Funny, greedy, passionate, fearful, and loyal
Jovial, optimistic, impulsive, talkative and trusting
Lighthearted, strong willed, motherly, unorthodox, and anger prone
Lonely, vicious, eccentric, empathetic, and dutiful
Controlling, contemptuous, flamboyant, materialistic and motherly
Friendly, flirtatious, nosey, insecure, and glamorous
Ambitious, shrewd, callous, proud and greedy
Awkward, random, reclusive, excitable, and idealistic
Stoic, valiant, solemn, fierce and down to earth
Fiery, impatient, boastful, efficient and sassy
Intuitive, self-defeating, compassionate, soft spoken, and analytical
Proud, charitable, reserved, self-blaming, and neurotic
Strange, wise, spiritual, rude, and reliable
Immediately run to help pull it out without any hesitation
Using your best Moby Dick impression, declare war on the sink whale and demand all hands report on deck (kitchen) to defeat the mighty beast. Make faces as you try to pull it out.
Say nothing and walk away.
Stand there confused and do as directed with a dumfounded look on your face
Watch the others fail in amusement and make no effort to move. Occasionally make jokes and bad puns at their expense.
Wait until the others have finished their ideas, then return with supplies to dismantle the sink.
Say “oh dear” and force others to go help get it out on your behalf.
Jump on the whale’s back and impale it. Declare it dinner.
Analyze the situation and Start looking for things/ways to help remove the whale
Cannot comprehend the situation and can only stare in bewilderment
Out of a sense of duty grab onto the whale and curse at it as you try to pull it out
Laugh hysterically. Help only if asked.
Look appalled. Find someone to complain to.
Take pictures. Help pull. Stop and take more pictures. Help pull. Stop run out and show people pictures.
Help in a half-assed manner while telling stories that only vaguely relate to anything that is going on
Inform the others that you will go to seek help. Instead go out to lunch and make up an excuse as to why you were unable to return.
Serenade the whale, urging it through song to return to it's home in the drainpipes
Was the one that shoved the whale in the sink in the first place for these morons to deal with
Doctor
Lawyer
Writer
Professional Athlete
Coach Potato
Con Artist
Councilor/Psychologist
Military
Teacher
Artist
Assassin
Businessman/woman
Priest
Dictator
Dancer/Stripper
Musician/singer
Being ugly or unwanted
Succumbing to illness or madness
The future being worse or not changing
Acting on impulses I don’t mean
Being forgotten or abandoned
Losing my friends/family
Being past redemption
Being completely insignificant
Choosing conformity over morals
Being unloved by those I love most
The existence of God
Being defeated or failing when it matters most
Being too weak to make a difference
Eternal nothingness- consciously unable to move, see, hear or feel
Everyone is deserving of kindness
One mistake should not rule your life
Life isn’t fair, accept it
Live for the moment
Evil is determined by the victor
You cannot complain that nothing changes, if you are not willing to take a stand
Always try your best, that's all you can do
Everything in life happens for a reason
If you are truly on the right path, no action should bring you shame
A moral man is neither a wise man nor a rich man
You can break my body, but never my spirit
A life without fun, is a life that's wasted
The suffering of one, is the problem of all
If you work hard enough, your dreams can come true
To find a place where I belong
To save others from making the mistakes I have
To find purpose
To live life as it happens
To live in peace with my family
To do the best I can
To bring justice to those in need
To become famous
To become a person I can be proud of
To win the affection of the one I love
To enjoy the riches of life
To be a comic book hero
To spread the word of God
To conquer the world and reign supreme
To improve the quality of life for others
To attain wealth, power and respect
Go all out with zombie make-up. Realize that you are the only one who dressed up legitimately scary and own it proudly.
Forget completely about the party. Put on a fake mustache and insist that you are some made up obscure important figure. Go on rants about his greatness all night.
Gothic Santa Clause for irony. Wish everyone a Merry Christmas while completely deadpan.
A handmade robot costume that took hours to make and is poorly constructed out of cardboard. Refuse to let anyone criticize it and do the robot.
Throw a bed sheet over your head, cut out two eyeholes and go as a ghost. Put on sunglasses and shout “Boo-Yaahhh” periodically.
Count Dracula – a sophisticated, respectable and deadly monster. You dance politely with partners and converse most of the night.
A giant butterfly and knock people out with your wings every time you turn. Spend a portion of the night apologizing, but look fabulous.
An angel because you were told it would be cute. Kill people with your adorableness.
A celebrity you idolize and wish you could be. BUT YOU CAN’T…except on Halloween. You act in character throughout the night.
A black cat because it’s cute, sexy and appropriate for Halloween. Dance with a small group of friends.
You wear your fanciest tux/dress and an elegant but macabre mask. You dance gracefully on the dance floor while making eye contact with your crush.
A witch. You spike the punch with poison and inform people that they are under your spell. You barter with victims for their valuables in exchange for the antidote.
You attend the party but refuse to dress up. You deny all allegations of being a party pooper. You simply went as yourself.
A playboy bunny –because that’s the best way to have fun. Get drunk and flirt with everyone.
A superhero and fly around the dance floor with your arms out in front of you
You do not believe in Halloween nor do you want to party. You leave immediately and shame everyone there.
A pirate. Because there is no better way to spend a holiday than as a badass with beer. You don’t dance, but you have plenty of fun tales.
You don’t partake in Halloween festivities. However you don a funny wig and hand out candy to amuse kids.
You weren't invited, but arrive anyway in a mystical cloak made literally out of the souls of orphans.
A pagan god/goddess, as let’s be honest that’s what you pretty much are.
I do not understand this fixation on tulips. I prefer roses myself….
I HATE TULIPS! KILL THEM ALL!!
My friend dislikes them so I do as well
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
That boy is mad
I guess they are bad…I’m not sure why…but they like are….for some reason
Tulips? They are pretty I guess….
They remind me of spring
They are stupid flowers.
I use them to decorate the skeletons in the ballroom. I feel it is appropriate.
I love tulips actually
Introverted
Extroverted
Their incompetence annoys me
Understanding; everyone makes mistakes
I have a calm disposition in most situations
I often get as hyper as chihuahua on acid
Theoretical Approach
Practical Approach
Get flustered and call them something stupid like a poo-poo head
Frown at them disapprovingly.
Punch them in the face (twice)
Lose your temper and get into a shouting match
Play a “harmless” prank on them to drive them crazy
Befriend them. Earn their trust. Find what they love most in the world then make them watch as it dies. Psychologically torment them until they beg you to kill them.
Mutter curses under your breath
Threaten them. If they don’t back down, challenge them to a duel.
Glare but do nothing. Resolve not to help if they are ever in need.
Try to ignore them, but end up lecturing them on their life choices.
Casually slip poison into their drink
Gossip about them behind their back and watch the rumors spread.
Inform them of what you would do to them if you were both in an alternate universe where you had super powers.
Make them into a public spectacle and openly ridicule them.
Pray that they may find God and become a better person…instead of an ass
Manipulate them into giving you everything they love and own
It is sometimes necessary to commit evil acts for the greater good
Evil is never justifiable
I am optomistic
I am cynical
True. Unless it's Tuesday and you have heat vision.
WTF
I am a self proclaimed genious
I frequently second guess myself
I have a desire to look beautiful/handsome
I could care less what I look like
I would die to save someone I just met
I would die to save someone I love
Screw that I'm saving myself
Dragon
Wolf
Three headed dog
Butterfly
Gun
Dagger
Hour glass
Bird
Jaguar
Gold
Awkward magical turtecorn
Spider
Fire
Rapier
Sound
Wraith
Mist
Bear
I am impulsive
I plan everything out in advance
It is our duty to take care of those who cannot take care of themselves
It is not our responsibility to pick up the slack of others
I abide by the law. Rules and structure are important to society.
I do what I want. Rules are more of "guidelines"
Keep the wallet in it's entirety and live well again
Return the wallet, claiming it was missing all the cash when you found it.
Take only the minimum you can survive on and return the rest.
Return the wallet in it's entirety and live on the street
Tell them that shit is hideous; Honesty is better than public humiliation.
Tell them it is beautiful; If they like it then that's all that matters.
I tend to take control of projects. I am the one that makes most decisions. Others usually ask me for advice.
I am a team player. I am good at following directions, I prefer not to be the one to make tough decisions.
Count your loses and start on a brand new goal (give up and start something else)
Become horribly depressed and refuse to move on (give up and do nothing)
Don't give up entirely and try to find a similar job that actually exists (compromise and try again)
Relentlessly pursue your dream anyway. You'll find a way to make it possible. (fight to the bitter end)
I get light crushes frequently
I very rarely like anyone, but when I do it's deep
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