Uhhhh, I don't care what they think
Hand them the plunger and tell them you know it was them
Apologize for their inconvenience and tell CS right away
Apologize, wonder why you work for $10 an hour, and deal with it
Don't even know what you'll do, but you KNOW you won't be dealing with that shit
Are probably the one who will have to clean it
Whatever is cheapest but still tastes good.
Water (I'm driving).
Straight vodka. No chaser. No mixer. I ain't no bitch.
A tasty mixed drink.
ANYTHING BUT WATER AYEEEE
An iced coffee or cold brew for sure.
A tall hot blonde, I guess.
A few shots with a hint of something sweet.
Something sweet, but also strong.
This question is dumb af.
What if I'm color blind?
I don't know, it's not my business.
Because they're weird.
Probably something health-related.
They hate themselves.
The BOGO margs, what else?
The margs!!! And friends!!!
The chips and salsa.
All of it!
I'm probably not going lol
I probably wasn't invited.
My S.O., they'll support me.
My co-workers, they'll understand best!
I like to leave work drama at work and go about my day.
Eh, work is usually just fine!
My close friends.
Whoever tf pissed me off!
Gryffindor -- I'm loyal, brave, courageous, adventurous, and daring.
Slytherin -- I'm ambitious, cunning, achievement-oriented, and a strong leader.
Ravenclaw -- I'm intelligent, witty, quirky, and clever.
Hufflepuff -- I'm patient, fair, hard-working, and nice.
Harry Potter is dumb. I'm grown.
I'm not sure.
I dunno, I was just working and it kinda happened?
I asked them about their day!
I made their drink perfectly.
My customer service voice, of course.
I just got tipped $20??? Sweet!
Anything but country!
Anything but rap.
I've no idea.
I'm funny as hell
I'm me, I guess
I make them smile/laugh
Because the schedule says I am.
Somebody asked me to.
Oh honey, I'm not.
We got slammed.
I just wanted extra hours.
Walk tf away before you curse back.
De-escalate the situation, then find an appropriate solution.
Chuckle (to their face) because it really isn't THAT serious.
Tell them you have the right to refuse service.
Apologize and listen.
Pretend to understand.