Which Dead Kids Character Are You?

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Which Dead Kids Character Are You?

Are you more like Blanco, Sta. Maria, Uy, Paolo or Chuck? Find out in this personality quiz!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How would your friends describe you?
    • A. 

      Tough & Courageous

    • B. 

      Bully

    • C. 

      Funny

    • D. 

      Smart & Sassy

    • E. 

      Introverted

  • 2. 
    Choose a mask
    • A. 

      ​​​Improvised Mask

    • B. 

      Ski Mask

    • C. 

      The 'Dildo' Mask

    • D. 

      Gorilla Mask

    • E. 

      Meh don't even ask

  • 3. 
    What/Who do you hate the most?
    • A. 

      Uncle Rody and Chuck

    • B. 

      Shoti's Vape

    • C. 

      PAOLO MOTHERFUCKING GABRIEL

    • D. 

      The Burger

    • E. 

      Chuck Santos again

  • 4. 
    Choose something you want to get for free
    • A. 

      Gun

    • B. 

      Load + Cash

    • C. 

      A 'massage' from geisha's touch spa

    • D. 

      Vape

    • E. 

      Alchohol/Bourbon

  • 5. 
    Pick an emoji
    • A. 

      😊

    • B. 

      πŸ€¬πŸ–•

    • C. 

      πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ

    • D. 

      🀟

    • E. 

      πŸ–•

  • 6. 
    How would you spell C-H-U-C-K?
    • A. 

      H-A-N-D-S-O-M-E

    • B. 

       M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-E-R

    • C. 

      C-H-U-C-K

    • D. 

      G-A-G-O

    • E. 

      P-A-T-U-T-U-M-B-A-H-I-N  K-O  Y-A-N

  • 7. 
    Choose a character you like
    • A. 

      Tita Bebe

    • B. 

      Uncle Rody

    • C. 

      Moses

    • D. 

      Jenny Mae

    • E. 

      Manolo

  • 8. 
    Choose an iconic line of Blanco
    • A. 

      Chinese ka tanga!

    • B. 

      Koreano yon, puta naman!

    • C. 

      Wow, ang sweet!

    • D. 

      Bakit mo sinabi sa shota mong kaboses ni waze?

    • E. 

      You bring money tonight at 2020 lah

  • 9. 
    Choose an iconic line of Paolo
    • A. 

      You SHH, Jenny Mae!

    • B. 

      Tangina, nakikinig kaba?!

    • C. 

      Skwater lang ang natotokhang, Mukha ba kaming skwater sayo?

    • D. 

      Ano Shoti you want to play mahjong ha? Play with me Shoti!

    • E. 

      CHOKE ON THOSE BALLS, GAYLORD!

  • 10. 
    Choose an iconic line of Shoti
    • A. 

      Failing to plan is like planning to fail

    • B. 

      You give thirty millien or we kill boy!

    • C. 

      Uncle Rody, Chuck's Dad, Is fucking drug lord pare.

    • D. 

      What The Fuck?

    • E. 

      Wala ka talagang bayag!

  • 11. 
    Choose an Iconic line of Sta. Maria
    • A. 

      Naubos na yung free data ko eh

    • B. 

      Naiihi ako

    • C. 

      Ayoko pang mamatay

    • D. 

      Walang basagan ng trip pare

    • E. 

      Yung totoo, paano nga ulit kayo naging magkakaibigan?

  • 12. 
    Choose an Iconic line of Chuck
    • A. 

      What the..Fuck?!

    • B. 

      Agh! Putang ina!

    • C. 

      I'm Chuck-Fucking-Santos!

    • D. 

      Oh Shit, Department store!

    • E. 

      Yow what's up Chuck Santoooooos!

  • 13. 
    Choose a place to spend your weekends
    • A. 

      2020

    • B. 

      Geisha's Touch Spa

    • C. 

      Last Home

    • D. 

      Sta. Maria's Apartment

    • E. 

      Kotse ni Blanco

  • 14. 
    Choose a character you'd like to kidnap
    • A. 

      Blanco

    • B. 

      Sta. Maria

    • C. 

      Uy

    • D. 

      Chuck

    • E. 

      Paolo

  • 15. 
    What will you do during a zombie apocalypse?
    • A. 

      Imma throw them rocks and run

    • B. 

      Imma fucking yell at them. Stupid motherfuckers

    • C. 

      Kill them and I'll bring my Sta. Maria with me

    • D. 

      Use Paolo as a shield

    • E. 

      Find a safe place to stay

  • 16. 
    Pick a sitcom
    • A. 

      The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

    • B. 

      The Big Bang Theory

    • C. 

      Friends

    • D. 

      Brooklyn 99

    • E. 

      How I met your Mother

  • 17. 
    Pick a genre
    • A. 

      Action

    • B. 

      Horror

    • C. 

      Comedy

    • D. 

      Drama

    • E. 

      Romance

  • 18. 
    You received a text from a stranger saying "Hi" What will you reply?
    • A. 

      Hello, sino to?

    • B. 

      Who the fuck is this?

    • C. 

      Where did you get my number?

    • D. 

      What do you want?

    • E. 

      I wont reply

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