Yaoi Quiz!
See what type of uke or seme you are, you might be surprised!
- 1.
You see a cute guy in the bar, he looks upset about something, what do you do?
- A.
Go over and offer to buy him a drink
- B.
Take a picture.........I SWEAR IM NORMAL
- C.
Stare at him.....
- D.
STRANGER DANGER- wait why am i even outside?
- E.
Ask the bartender about him
- F.
I don't like liquor....
- G.
Buy everyone in the bar a drink, you want to make it look like you care about other people
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- 2.
You don't get anything out of the failed attempt, what now?
- A.
Ill simply follow him home....can't be that hard
- B.
Go to the same bar tomorrow to see if he's a regular
- C.
I'm going to keep annoying him till I get his number
- D.
I CAN'T FAIL.....FETCH ME MY LASSO
- E.
Talk about him with my stuffed bear....
- F.
Why worry about him when my raid is starting in 3 minutes?
- G.
Try and bribe him to stay the night with you
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- 3.
In the end you get tired and go home. What is your room like?
- A.
PLUSHIES EVERYWHEREEEEEEE
- B.
I just have a closet full of my waifus and my gaming setup over here...….
- C.
Pretty average with a bed, dresser, closet, bondage, carpet......you know the classics
- D.
I have a few dirty magazines, a dildo, a butt plug, you know the necesseties
- E.
An actual normal room
- F.
My room is over there but look at this cage!
- G.
My room is bigger than the average house
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- 4.
You see the guy from the bar again....but this time he's in an adult store, what do you do now?
- A.
An adult store? I've found my soulmate!
- B.
I don't think that i can be seen in such a place....
- C.
I can give him some advice on toys...
- D.
*barges in the store* YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IGNORING ME?
- E.
If it's not a game it's not worth my time..
- F.
I'll wait for him to come out to say hello...
- G.
Tell the cashier that you'll buy whatever he picks
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- 5.
You and the guy from the bar schedule a date, where is it?
- A.
The movies
- B.
I don't care as long as he end up as my submissive slave tonight...
- C.
An amusement park
- D.
That new gaming convention that I wanted to go to
- E.
In an abandoned building with me tied up and him *censored*
- F.
At my house... I don't want him to leave my sight ever again
- G.
A fancy restaurant with a view of the city that you rented out for the night
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- 6.
Night comes and you're both alone in your apartment, what now?
- A.
Don't worry I gave him a sleeping pill and placed him into my cage
- B.
Watch a movie and snuggle? #wholesomedates
- C.
Play video games until dawn
- D.
Have him *censored* until he ends up *censored* and only then will I untie him
- E.
I want him to tie me up
- F.
Treat him like a king and pamper him
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- 7.
It's morning and you see the guy from the bar in your bed sleeping. What do you do?
- A.
Make him breakfast!
- B.
Lay next to him and fall back asleep
- C.
Tie him up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- D.
Think back on what he did to you last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- E.
He's sleeping on my favorite waifu pillow...... YEET HIM OFF IT
- F.
Put more locks on the door so he can't leave
- G.
Check into his past
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- 8.
He wakes up and you two start talking, what do you talk about?
- A.
Sex toys...
- B.
A tv show or a cute character!
- C.
How comfortable the cage is...
- D.
How much stamina he had last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- E.
What type of games and animes he likes
- F.
Normal stuff I guess....
- G.
Going outside to shop
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- 9.
You find out his ex kicked him out hen he got fire from his job. What do you do?
- A.
He can stay with me!
- B.
Still kick him out
- C.
Let him stay...but for a price ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- D.
He can stay but he'll have to cook and clean...
- E.
Tell him he's going to stay here....whether he likes it or not.....
- F.
They dumped him?! When he has such a big dick?!
- G.
Buy him a new apartment
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- 10.
You see your lover talking to an old friend and he's...…blushing?
- A.
I let my lover talk to someone?
- B.
Well I guess he doesn't love me....*pouts and cries about it*
- C.
Torture him until he begs for forgiveness
- D.
Offer myself to him to make him forget that guy
- E.
I'll be jealous, but I wont say anything
- F.
Fine if he gets with another guy i'll have more time to myself
- G.
Grab him and walk off
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- 11.
You buy your partner a gift, what is it?
- A.
A dildo
- B.
This cute keyring that they were looking at...
- C.
A cake or take them to their favorite restaurant
- D.
Some new handcuffs
- E.
Me
- F.
A video gme that we both can play!
- G.
A new car
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- 12.
Final question! Your partner cheats on you, what do you do?
- A.
Cry
- B.
Don't talk to them
- C.
Lock them up in a cage and vow to never let them out of there
- D.
Fuck them till they can't get up to see the other person
- E.
Offer yourself to them
- F.
Blackmail him with money
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