The author of a book that was bound with goat skin and tells the tale of a long lost cousin finding her favorite pebble, shellacking the pebble, and keeping it forever as a treasured talisman.
Atwoodn't you like to know.
Some beautiful dead authoress who wrote about "capers" and "larks" and things being "a gas," and who was all but forgotten until I found her dusty diaries in an attic.
Greg but he refuses
The one that already is my best friend
"Hot Music" by Soho
Chopin's funeral march
Do you know that song? "Sabotage"? By that band? The Beastie Boys?
Doo doo de doot doot doo
"Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
Julie Andrews spinning in the Alps
John Cage's 4'33"
Still knowing the theme song to many 80's cartoons word for word
It's a secret.
Eating a whole pizza and only getting a little sick
Shooting rainbows out of my eyes and then shedding prizmatic tears.
Showing people a mirror and letting them see that inside they are glowing with the residue of so many people who have lived and died before them.
Making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who naughty or nice
Leaving parties without saying goodbye
What isn't my secret talent?
Whatever's on Jeff's plate when he isn't looking
Water from the flavor jug
Mac & cheese
The rarely served Waffle Fries
Half-dried lake mud
Mostly oxygen. Some carbon.
Water (from the flavor jug)
In an element beyond human thinking lies an element of truth and certainty, built from rubbish, office supplies, and the skull of a cat who loved me.
Harold & Maude
Stranger Things: Season 2
The Big Sick
One where a person falls in love with a herd of wild horses and the wild horses decide that person is worth nothing and so gallop off into the plains but then later show up at the person's wedding and roast the person publically before quietly kissing the person behind the ice machine.
The Love Witch
When Harry Met Sally
Milo & Otis
Men in Black
It always gets done
Your audience will find you
Genre is a construct
Chickpea liason, chickpea liason, chickpea liason!
The lyrics to "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
What's the worst thing that could happen?
Stop sweating you asshole
Room temperature soup
The left and right ventricles and my Goddaughter Jazmine
A layer of tar
Another smaller heart
The seven stages of alchemical transmutation
All my shames and denials
Unknown. I never read the books.
Not a professor, but a T.A. They do all the real magic.
Professor Crunchmerry, a kind and noble mouse who is actually not a true professor, but likes to consider himself one at night when he scurries across the classroom floor.