Who’s Your Muse?
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- 1.Which author should be your best friend?
- A.
The author of a book that was bound with goat skin and tells the tale of a long lost cousin finding her favorite pebble, shellacking the pebble, and keeping it forever as a treasured talisman.
- B.
Stan Sakai
- C.
Atwoodn't you like to know.
- D.
Shirley Jackson
- E.
Some beautiful dead authoress who wrote about "capers" and "larks" and things being "a gas," and who was all but forgotten until I found her dusty diaries in an attic.
- F.
Greg but he refuses
- G.
Maurice Sendak
- H.
Ray Bradbury
- I.
The one that already is my best friend
- 2.What's your inner theme music?
- A.
"Hot Music" by Soho
- B.
Chopin's funeral march
- C.
Do you know that song? "Sabotage"? By that band? The Beastie Boys?
- D.
Prince
- E.
Doo doo de doot doot doo
- F.
Gold music
- G.
"Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
- H.
Julie Andrews spinning in the Alps
- I.
John Cage's 4'33"
- 3.What is your secret talent?
- A.
Still knowing the theme song to many 80's cartoons word for word
- B.
It's a secret.
- C.
Eating a whole pizza and only getting a little sick
- D.
Shooting rainbows out of my eyes and then shedding prizmatic tears.
- E.
Shapeshifting
- F.
Showing people a mirror and letting them see that inside they are glowing with the residue of so many people who have lived and died before them.
- G.
Making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who naughty or nice
- H.
Leaving parties without saying goodbye
- I.
What isn't my secret talent?
- 4.What's your favorite food item at Prothro?
- A.
Whatever's on Jeff's plate when he isn't looking
- B.
Chicken salad
- C.
Banana peppers
- D.
Brick stew
- E.
Water from the flavor jug
- F.
Loose fruit
- G.
Mac & cheese
- H.
The rarely served Waffle Fries
- I.
Chopped romaine
- 5.What's your element?
- A.
Half-dried lake mud
- B.
Adamantium
- C.
Firewood
- D.
Mostly oxygen. Some carbon.
- E.
Water (from the flavor jug)
- F.
In an element beyond human thinking lies an element of truth and certainty, built from rubbish, office supplies, and the skull of a cat who loved me.
- G.
Dark matter
- H.
Wifi
- I.
Jaywalking
- 6.What's your favorite rom-com?
- A.
Harold & Maude
- B.
Stranger Things: Season 2
- C.
The Big Sick
- D.
Notting Hill
- E.
One where a person falls in love with a herd of wild horses and the wild horses decide that person is worth nothing and so gallop off into the plains but then later show up at the person's wedding and roast the person publically before quietly kissing the person behind the ice machine.
- F.
The Love Witch
- G.
When Harry Met Sally
- H.
Milo & Otis
- I.
Men in Black
- 7.What's your mantra?
- A.
It always gets done
- B.
Your audience will find you
- C.
It's okay.
- D.
Wait. What?
- E.
Genre is a construct
- F.
Chickpea liason, chickpea liason, chickpea liason!
- G.
The lyrics to "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
- H.
What's the worst thing that could happen?
- I.
Stop sweating you asshole
- 8.What resides at the bottom of your heart?
- A.
Room temperature soup
- B.
The left and right ventricles and my Goddaughter Jazmine
- C.
A layer of tar
- D.
Another smaller heart
- E.
Jelly Bellys
- F.
Ten mushrooms
- G.
The seven stages of alchemical transmutation
- H.
All my shames and denials
- I.
Tailypo
- 9.Which Hogwarts professor are you?
- A.
Professor Sprout
- B.
Unknown. I never read the books.
- C.
Not a professor, but a T.A. They do all the real magic.
- D.
Professor Crunchmerry, a kind and noble mouse who is actually not a true professor, but likes to consider himself one at night when he scurries across the classroom floor.
- E.
Lupin
- F.
Filius Fitwick
- G.
"Mad-Eye" Moody
- H.
McGonagall
- I.
Slughorn
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