Who's Your Perfect Man?

17 Questions | Total Attempts: 15

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What do you want your perfect man to look like? Click all that apply.
    • A. 

      Short with a snaggle tooth

    • B. 

      Beard and blue/black glasses

    • C. 

      Pretty lips and a theatre shirt

    • D. 

      Pale and has great calves

    • E. 

      Hairy and acne infested

    • F. 

      Skinny, short hair and great legs

    • G. 

      Skinny with a long neck

    • H. 

      Great smile and wears white vans

    • I. 

      Asian and has luscious black hair

    • J. 

      Really short, Uzbek and has crooked teeth

    • K. 

      Wears glasses and has baggy clothes

  • 2. 
    Glasses or no glasses?
    • A. 

      Glasses

    • B. 

      No Glasses

    • C. 

      No preference

  • 3. 
    What hair color would your perfect man have?
    • A. 

      Brown hair

    • B. 

      Black hair

    • C. 

      Dirty blonde

    • D. 

      Blonde Hair

  • 4. 
    What would your perfect man be interested in?
    • A. 

      Gay furry stuff, music, and video games

    • B. 

      Reading, movies, and astronomy

    • C. 

      Movies, hentai, and child porn

    • D. 

      Video games, wrecking libtards, and swag

    • E. 

      Browsing reddit, video games, and stupid sports

    • F. 

      Video games and white dogs

    • G. 

      Masturbating, sending girls penis pics, and going to the park

    • H. 

      8 ball pool, sleeping and Alisha Christiansen

    • I. 

      Drugs, Ammar Khan, and Trippie Redd

    • J. 

      Taking pictures of girls' butts, seeing movies, and going to In-N-Out Burger

    • K. 

      Call of duty, Riley Reid and Teets

  • 5. 
    Do you want your man to be Conservative, Libtard or in the middle?
    • A. 

      Conservative

    • B. 

      Libtard

    • C. 

      Middle

  • 6. 
    What's your favorite zodiac sign out of these? Too lazy to put pics, google if you don't know.
    • A. 

      Aquarius

    • B. 

      Pisces

    • C. 

      Gemini

    • D. 

      Leo

    • E. 

      Virgo

    • F. 

      Sagittarius

    • G. 

      Capricorn

  • 7. 
    What's your favorite quote?
    • A. 

      "I like girls with lisps and back braces"

    • B. 

      "I'm thirsty"

    • C. 

      "They don't serve food on airplanes"

    • D. 

      "I actually wanna punch Griffin in the face"

    • E. 

      "I have a gay furry friend"

    • F. 

      "Been there"

    • G. 

      "In ur fucking Matthew"

    • H. 

      "I got 1540 on the SAT"

    • I. 

      "Shut up kid"

    • J. 

      "Matthew nibbas be like BEEP BEEP"

    • K. 

      "I watch Hentai"

  • 8. 
    Facial hair, some facial hair or no facial hair?
    • A. 

      Full facial hair

    • B. 

      Some facial hair

    • C. 

      No facial hair

  • 9. 
    What would be your perfect man's job?
    • A. 

      Business Owner

    • B. 

      Psychologist

    • C. 

      Teacher

    • D. 

      Aerospace Engineer

    • E. 

      Drama Teacher

    • F. 

      Astronomy

    • G. 

      Barber

    • H. 

      Criminal

    • I. 

      Cop

    • J. 

      Marine Biologist

  • 10. 
    What height would your perfect man be?
    • A. 

      5'6

    • B. 

      5'7

    • C. 

      5'8

    • D. 

      5'10

    • E. 

      5'11

    • F. 

      6'0

    • G. 

      6'4

    • H. 

      5'9

  • 11. 
    Would your perfect man have an iPhone or Android?
    • A. 

      IPhone

    • B. 

      Android

  • 12. 
    Explain who you think has the biggest penis in the group.
  • 13. 
    What would be your perfect man's eye color?
    • A. 

      Brown

    • B. 

      Blue

    • C. 

      Green

    • D. 

      Yellow

  • 14. 
    What would be your perfect man's favorite shoe?
    • A. 

      Vans

    • B. 

      Nike

    • C. 

      Flip flops

    • D. 

      Adidas

    • E. 

      Crocs

  • 15. 
    Would you want your perfect man to wear shorts or pants most of the time?
    • A. 

      Shorts

    • B. 

      Pants

    • C. 

      Fur pants

    • D. 

      About the same

  • 16. 
    Would you want your perfect man to be White, Minority, or no preference?
    • A. 

      White

    • B. 

      Minority

    • C. 

      No preference

  • 17. 
    Describe a recent dream you've had.