Can We Be Friends?

20 Questions

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Friend Quizzes & Trivia

There are four results here: we are absolutely compatible and our core values are aligned, we are somewhat compatible and there may be some clashing between us, we are not compatible and should probably stop our interaction, and finally, I would actively hate you and you need to leave me alone. Let's see shall we? Once you have completed the quiz, send me a screenshot of your result, and we'll go from there.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you aware of, and actively addressing, your issues/trauma/dysfunctions?
    • A. 

      Yes, and I regularly see a psychologist/doctor/energetic healer etc.

    • B. 

      Yes, and I know I should see someone but I haven't quite gotten around to it yet.

    • C. 

      Yes, but my recovery is a little unconventional.

    • D. 

      Yes, but I just move on and get over it.

    • E. 

      I do not have any issues/trauma/dysfunctions.

  • 2. 
    Do you feel uncomfortable talking about politics?
    • A. 

      Yes, I'd rather talk about happier things. Life's too short, right?

    • B. 

      Sometimes, depends on the topic.

    • C. 

      Nah, I'm an active troll. I don't give a shit.

    • D. 

      No, I'm always interested in learning more and listening to what others have to say.

  • 3. 
    How do you feel about stand up comedy?
    • A. 

      I love it!

    • B. 

      Eh, it's alright.

    • C. 

      I really hate it.

    • D. 

      As long as it's offensive!

  • 4. 
    Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
    • A. 

      Yep. No question.

    • B. 

      No. I'm a white supremacist.

    • C. 

      ALL LIVES MATTER.

    • D. 

      I guess... I haven't thought much about it.

  • 5. 
    How often do you read novels?
    • A. 

      Never/not since school

    • B. 

      Fairly often, I've generally always got one on the go.

    • C. 

      Sometimes, if I come across something that really takes my fancy.

    • D. 

      Not often, I don't have the time, but I want to read more!

    • E. 

      I really dislike reading.

  • 6. 
    How do you feel about people on centrelink payments?
    • A. 

      I really don't care.

    • B. 

      Fucking dole bludgers! Do you know how much welfare costs this country?

    • C. 

      I know some people really need it but I think there are a lot of people scamming the government and I think that's wrong.

    • D. 

      Fuck the government. Fuck centrelink. Burn it all to the ground. Take what you can get in the meantime.

    • E. 

      I hate that so many people get so much flack for being on the dole. There's no shame in it. Life is life. Welfare is important in our country.

  • 7. 
    How often do you drink/take other drugs?
    • A. 

      Once a month or less.

    • B. 

      Every weekend.

    • C. 

      Every day.

    • D. 

      Never have, never will.

    • E. 

      I used to but have stopped.

  • 8. 
    How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
    • A. 

      I don't notice it much. Men and women can both be dicks, equally.

    • B. 

      It doesn't exist. Feminism is cancer.

    • C. 

      I think I'm a feminist, I know at least that I am not sexist or misogynistic.

    • D. 

      I'm an ally. I call out other men, I listen to women when they share their experiences, I want to learn how to be better myself.

    • E. 

      I am a woman and a feminist.

    • F. 

      I am a woman and I don't think we need feminism anymore.

  • 9. 
    What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
    • A. 

      I accept and support everyone. I want to be an ally to LGBTQIA+ people.

    • B. 

      You're either born a man or a woman, you can't change that.

    • C. 

      I'm ok as long as they don't shove it in my face.

    • D. 

      I am an LGBTQIA+ person.

    • E. 

      I'm straight/cisgendered and I haven't really thought about it.

  • 10. 
    If a woman takes her clothes off in front of you and you notice that she has stretch marks/body hair/sagging breasts/scars/body fat, how do you feel?
    • A. 

      Less attracted to her to be honest.

    • B. 

      Indifferent, I'm in a room with a naked woman I presumably like so everything is, in fact, awesome!

    • C. 

      More attracted to her because I can see more of who she is.

    • D. 

      Disgusted.

    • E. 

      I barely notice.

  • 11. 
    What are your thoughts on sex work?
    • A. 

      It's wrong, I think it should be illegal.

    • B. 

      I don't know anything about it, I can't comment.

    • C. 

      I support sex workers in any way I can.

    • D. 

      It's awesome! 😉

  • 12. 
    What do you think about the situation in Israel and Palestine?
    • A. 

      It's anti-Semitic to be anti-Israel...

    • B. 

      I'm pro-Israel AND pro-Trump!

    • C. 

      I don't know anything about this, can't comment.

    • D. 

      I'm pro-Palestine, anti-genocide, anti-zionist! Free Ahed!

  • 13. 
    Do you celebrate Australia Day?
    • A. 

      You mean Invasion day? Fuck no. #changethedate

    • B. 

      Eh, I'll go to a BBQ if my friends are throwing one but I won't go out of my way.

    • C. 

      Fuck yeah! I am proud of this great country!

    • D. 

      No, but mostly because I never remember it. I'm not particularly patriotic.

  • 14. 
    Which political ideology do you lean towards?
    • A. 

      Capitalism.

    • B. 

      Communism.

    • C. 

      Anarchism.

    • D. 

      Socialism.

    • E. 

      I don't know.

  • 15. 
    Can any human being be illegal?
    • A. 

      It's a complicated issue. I don't know enough to comment.

    • B. 

      Well, yeah, if they come here ILLEGALLY by boat...

    • C. 

      No, absolutely not. Seeking refuge is not a crime.

    • D. 

      Absolutely, and while we're at it, FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.

  • 16. 
    Do you support Muslim Australians and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
    • A. 

      Yes, of course. Islam is being lied about and attacked more than any other religion I can think of at the moment.

    • B. 

      I don't know enough about Islam to judge...

    • C. 

      No way. I feel violently opposed to Islam and Muslims in Australia.

    • D. 

      Yeah, but Muslims should try harder to fit in here in Australia.

    • E. 

      Sure! Everyone deserves support and respect.

  • 17. 
    What do you think about invisible mental illnesses like depression and anxiety?
    • A. 

      I am/have been a sufferer in treatment.

    • B. 

      I am/have been a sufferer.

    • C. 

      I think people can choose their state of mind.

    • D. 

      I find mental illness sufferers burdensome.

    • E. 

      I am supportive of mental illness sufferers.

  • 18. 
    What are you looking for on Tinder?
    • A. 

      Just friends. Nothing more.

    • B. 

      Just sex, no strings attached.

    • C. 

      A long term, monogamous relationship.

    • D. 

      Friendship with sex, best of both worlds!

    • E. 

      I really don't know.

  • 19. 
    Which option is closest to your current approach to food?
    • A. 

      I am a militant vegan/vegetarian.

    • B. 

      I am vegan/vegetarian but understand that it is a privileged choice not everyone can make.

    • C. 

      I am not vegan/vegetarian but I try to be conscious about what I eat, what's in it and where it comes from.

    • D. 

      I don't give a fuck what I eat.

    • E. 

      I think I have a fairly healthy diet but it's not a big focus for me.

  • 20. 
    Finally, how do you use your privilege?
    • A. 

      Seriously? What fucking privilege?

    • B. 

      I try to understand what those less privileged than me are going through. I try to listen.

    • C. 

      I listen and I confront others. I am happy to lose friends or have conflict with family if it means I am standing up against oppressive ideas.

    • D. 

      I am a queer, trans woman of colour. I literally have no privilege.

    • E. 

      I don't really do anything, just get on with my life.