What is your favourite thing to read about?

Hmmm...well, there was that one..hmm, what did they call it? Oh, pastoral novels.

Read? I prefer television, but I guess I would read...nautical epics.

Oh! I dabble in theology and philosophy, one can find me in the World Religions or History section of the bookstore, perusing accounts of the beliefs of my brothers...

While leaving an Ipswich pub, you are confronted by a chav wielding a knife and a broken bottle of Adnams. He fires an insult at one of your lads. What do you do?

Threaten to pummel the charva if he as much as touches one of your lads.

*has already smacked the chav silly*

Try and banter your way out of a fight with your wit.

Assertively let him know you won't be having any of his shit in his native tongue.

Awkwardly back out, chuckling as you awkwardly quote some notable pacifist or Bible passage.

Where is your ideal holiday located, and what does it entail?

A week getting absolutely WANKERED with the lads at Shagaluf!

An academic trip to some European locale, filled with opportunities to savour the beauty of the humanities.

A weekend at sea. Hopefully, the weather is more than ideal.

A few days in some backwater town with a lot of woods to prance through and odd little pubs.

I just want to be alone or with my family, preferably somewhere close to home.

What is your favourite animal?

A sheep, cute, practical, and dependable.

A lion, fierce, strong, and majestic.

A bird, free, beautiful, and close to the heavens.

A fox, wily, clever, and proud.

A horse, carefree, spirited, and adventurous.

FOR SOLID ROCK! METRO RADIOOO- wait, what was the question?

Independent Television? More like Inane Television! Though, I do have a soft spot for those...birthday announcements...

Remember when Television South and Anglia did that one programme...

I'm just gonna say Channel 4 to be contrary.

If you were to be given a "laddish" nickname, what would it be?

Me and my mate are known as Bant and Dec. My favourite nickname is Banter Brigadier. I would just love it if were to be called that.

My name is already laddish enough!

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Which Banter Brigade Lad Are You? (Part 1, More Lads To Come In Future Installments!) - Quiz

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Questions and Answers

1.

What is your favourite thing to read about?
- A.
  
  Hmmm...well, there was that one..hmm, what did they call it? Oh, pastoral novels.
- B.
  
  Folktales and ancient legends!
- C.
  
  Read? I prefer television, but I guess I would read...nautical epics.
- D.
  
  I'm far too busy for that.
- E.
  
  Oh! I dabble in theology and philosophy, one can find me in the World Religions or History section of the bookstore, perusing accounts of the beliefs of my brothers...
2.

While leaving an Ipswich pub, you are confronted by a chav wielding a knife and a broken bottle of Adnams. He fires an insult at one of your lads. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Threaten to pummel the charva if he as much as touches one of your lads.
- B.
  
  *has already smacked the chav silly*
- C.
  
  Try and banter your way out of a fight with your wit.
- D.
  
  Assertively let him know you won't be having any of his shit in his native tongue.
- E.
  
  Awkwardly back out, chuckling as you awkwardly quote some notable pacifist or Bible passage.
3.

Where is your ideal holiday located, and what does it entail?
- A.
  
  A week getting absolutely WANKERED with the lads at Shagaluf!
- B.
  
  An academic trip to some European locale, filled with opportunities to savour the beauty of the humanities.
- C.
  
  A weekend at sea. Hopefully, the weather is more than ideal.
- D.
  
  A few days in some backwater town with a lot of woods to prance through and odd little pubs.
- E.
  
  I just want to be alone or with my family, preferably somewhere close to home.
4.

What is your favourite animal?
- A.
  
  A sheep, cute, practical, and dependable.
- B.
  
  A lion, fierce, strong, and majestic.
- C.
  
  A bird, free, beautiful, and close to the heavens.
- D.
  
  A fox, wily, clever, and proud.
- E.
  
  A horse, carefree, spirited, and adventurous.
5.

BBC or ITV?
- A.
  
  FOR SOLID ROCK! METRO RADIOOO- wait, what was the question?
- B.
  
  Independent Television? More like Inane Television! Though, I do have a soft spot for those...birthday announcements...
- C.
  
  I like the BBC presenters.
- D.
  
  Remember when Television South and Anglia did that one programme...
- E.
  
  I'm just gonna say Channel 4 to be contrary.
6.

If you were to be given a "laddish" nickname, what would it be?
- A.
  
  The Archbishop of Banterbury.
- B.
  
  Captain Banter!
- C.
  
  Me and my mate are known as Bant and Dec. My favourite nickname is Banter Brigadier. I would just love it if were to be called that.
- D.
  
  Uhhhh...
- E.
  
  My name is already laddish enough!