Man Vs. Reality

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Man Quizzes & Trivia

Just a little quiz that will determine whether you are an optimist, a pessimist, a realist or something that needs further study. In a lab. Possibly involving electroshock. Have fun. There are no right or wrong answers.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If you are thrown into a pit with rare and venomous snakes do you:
    • A. 

      Study the interesting markings on the snakes and look for something to jot them down on.

    • B. 

      Reflect on all the ways you knew this was inevitable. Sigh a lot and depress the snakes.

    • C. 

      Look around and try to find an escape route even while realizing there probably isn't one.

    • D. 

      Wonder when the lunch break is scheduled for and attempt to start a game of tag with the snakes.

  • 2. 
    When you meet an Optimist do you:
    • A. 

      Chat about all the wonderful things in the world and feel like you have met your soul mate.

    • B. 

      Listen to them and almost immediately begin praying for a satellite to fall on their head.

    • C. 

      Pretend to listen to them and meditate on how ignorance truly is bliss.

    • D. 

      Wonder if they know where the lunch trolley is and look at them and say "Fish?"

  • 3. 
    If a dog were to suddenly walk up to you and begin speaking English you would:
    • A. 

      Begin barking at it. Turn about is only fair play. Ask it if it saw the lunch trolley on its way over.

    • B. 

      View this as proof that evolution cannot be true since this is evolutionarily impossible. It is a miracle.

    • C. 

      Realize that in retrospect, that cheese that was in your salad might not have been meant to be that colorful. Call your doctor.

    • D. 

      Just give up an go insane because you knew you were going to anyway. No point in putting it off.

  • 4. 
    You have made a very poor decision do you:
    • A. 

      Not realize this until someone hits you over the head with a brick. And then go look for the lunch trolley because food makes everything better. Even if it is really a tree.

    • B. 

      Sigh and just realize that there is nothing to be done about it. Resign yourself to whatever misery it brings.

    • C. 

      See it as a learning experience and try to think of ways to minimize damage. Don't act, but do think about it. A lot.

    • D. 

      Think about ways to minimize damage. Learn what you can and move on. Find some way to make both the mistake and the experience meaningful. Drive everyone around you nuts in the process.