Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titlandus
Larger, more aggressive
Smaller, more gentle
Larger, more furry
Smaller, more fuzzy
He burrowed and hoarded
He ate his poop
He slept all night and ran around all day
He made himself a wheel from wood, vines and snake skin
High pH, turbid/cloudy
Low pH, clear
Neutral pH, mildly turbid
Hemolyzed, lipemic, heparinized, foul odour, bright green, full of aliens
They don't have any intestinal flora
He will awaken in an agitated, aggressive sate, and very likely bite you.
He will remain asleep as he tends to sleep like a log.
He will awaken, turn into a dragon, then eat you.
If you poke the right spot he will giggle.
Yes. But you can also gently pick it up in the palm of your hand.
Not at all! Only pick up in the palm of your hand.
Yes, in fact that's the only way to restrain a hamster.
How should I know? I'm going into large animal.
I should not disturb Mimi for the next 7 days at least.
I should assist Mimi in tending to her neonatal fluffies.
I should visit Mimi every day to make sure she's not eating her kids.
I should go tell Mimi's husband the good news !! (it's either Jojo, Mushu or Rori, not too sure)
Lateral saphenous (tarsal vein)
Wet tail, profuse watery diarrhea
Dry tail, incredible constipation
Tyzzer's disease, BM score 6
Intracellular disease, cells eating each other (hunger games)
Tyzzer's disease and salmonella
Tyzzer's disease and pneumonia
Salmonella and enterotoxemia
They're both tiny, fuzzy and cute?
Lymphocytic Choriomeningitis Virus
Lymphadenitis Choriomeninngitis Virus
Least Common Multiple
Will you stop with these acronyms already?
Urine, very contagious
They love poop
Ocular discharge, depression
Nasal discharge, ocular discharge
Active productive sneezing, ocular discharge
Renal failure, megaesophagus
Monogastric herbivores, cecal fermenters
Monogastric omnivores, hindgut fermenters
Insectivores, stomach fermenters
Their morning Caramel Latte
High-quality grass hay, with the occasional fresh clean fruits and vegetables
High protein, high fat, and high carb chinchilla kibble
Grasshoppers 3 times a week
Dust. Lots and lost of dust. Yum.
20-30g, 20-40 mL
20-30g, 20-30 mL
10-20g, 10-15 mL
Climbing, jumping, hiding.
Multitasking, team-work, interpersonal relation
Climbing, burrowing, dusting
Hiding, jumping, hoarding
Their intense love for poop
Their intense ability to jump
Their intense need for a dust bath
-25 C with a windchill of -45
None. It has to be the vet.
Vaginal closure. Maybe Charlie should wait for her to be in estrus.
She already mated with Humphrey and she plans to stick to one guy,
She's probably got metritis or vaginitis
Vaginal closure. Maybe Charlie should wait for her to be in proestrus.
5-10 mL, scruff, back
5-10 mL, flank, back
10-15 mL, scruff
You can't do those in chinchillas.
0.3 mL, quadricepts, posterior thigh
0.3 mL, pectorals
0.5 mL, quadriceps
0.5 mL, epaxial
10-15 mL, lower abdominal quadrant
10-15 mL, upper abdominal quadrant
10-25 mL, lower abdominal quadrant
15-20 mL, upper abdominal quadrant
1 mL, slowly, saphenous, cephalic
1 mL, rapidly, saphenous, cephalic
1 mL, slowly, femoral, jugular
You can't do those in chinchillas.
Jugular (2-3 mL)
Cranial vena cava (2-3 mL)
Cephalic (1 mL)
Saphenous (1 mL)
Tail vein (1 mL)
Anorexia, lethargy, excessive salivation
Anorexia, diarrhea, lethargy
Dermatitis, lethargy, pruirits
Inappetance, PU/PD, vomiting
Choke and bloat
Swish and flick
Choke and gloat
You swish and flick it away !
Oxygen and fluids
Creates a ring of fur and prevents penis from retracting into the prepuce
Causes an inflammation to the prepuce, preventing the penis from retracting
Nothing. Dafuq are you talking about?
Lubricate and remove by cutting ring or roll it off
Cut the ring off surgically
You can't. It's over, Charlie....