1.
Do they have a 4th of July in England
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
E. 
2.
How many birthdays does the average man have
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
E. 
3.
How many outs are there in an inning
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
E. 
4.
If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
E. 
5.
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
6.
There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts, witches, and even Frankensteins lived. All of the sudden, a great gust of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
E. 
7.
If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first
8.
Under ordinary conditions, what direction does water drain from a sink in the Northern Hemisphere?
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
E. 
9.
Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
10.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
11.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
12.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend
13.
There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it
14.
Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
I only read the covers of books
15.
You're 3rd place right now in a race. What place are you in when you pass the person in 2nd place
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
E. 
16.
On a windy day, a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which side of the roof does the egg roll down
A. 
B. 
C. 
Its to sturdy to roll off
D. 
17.
?sdrawkcab nettirw iP ni srebmun ruof tsrif eht era tahW
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
E. 
18.
Who is not, not, not a person that has not, not set foot on the moon?
19.
What do you put in a toaster?
A. 
B. 
C. 
D. 
E. 
20.
How many cubic feet of soil are there in a hole that measures 1 foot by 1 foot by 1 foot