Do You Know What Women Want?
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Vietnamese Women's Day is around the corner; let's take a moment to see how well do you know women.
And ladies, this is my favoritism and bias for all of you today, be quick!
First 5 "Yes, definitely!" win!
Regards,
Cecilia
- 1.
When she says “fine” after an argument, what does that mean to you?
- A.
She’s won and there’s no point carrying on the argument
- B.
There may be room for me to make one more point
- C.
How can “fine” be an answer?
- D.
OK, awesome, all back to normal
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- 2.
When she says “do whatever you want”, what is your reaction?
- A.
I tell her half an hour and I’ll BRB
- B.
I stay put and lose out on checking in with JB and Alfred
- C.
Is this a trap? It sounds like a trap.
- D.
I say really? But a minute a go you said…
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- 3.
When she says “what did you just say”, what’s your next move?
- A.
I re-word, back pedal and tell her I love her
- B.
I can’t think of anything to say
- C.
I try to think of something else to say
- D.
I repeat what I just said
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- 4.
What’s your reaction to her being extremely upset about you getting back 2 hours late?
- A.
I apologize and head for the restaurant
- B.
I get prickly because I feel stalked
- C.
I apologize and hold her tight
- D.
I start laughing in her face because I’m drunk
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- 5.
What do you say when asked “how do I look”?
- A.
I say she looks like a million bucks
- B.
I say she looks nice
- C.
I say she looks fine, I guess.
- D.
I ask her if she wants me to be honest
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- 6.
When she asks you how your day was, what does she mean?
- A.
There’s a reason for her asking but I don’t know what it is
- B.
She’s interested in my day
- C.
She wants me to find out how bad her day was
- D.
She wants to make conversation
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- 7.
Her birthday is coming and she knows you're broke AF, when she says “you don’t need to get me anything”, what do you do?
- A.
Better get her something big because you don't want to start World War III
- B.
I get her something small. Ya know, I'm broke so just make it easy
- C.
I will make her breakfast on her birthday because I know she will be a happy birthday girl just for that
- D.
Awesome. I have more drinking money!
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- 8.
When you know she’s going to be late, what’s your next step?
- A.
Stay out of her way and don’t say a fricking word
- B.
Try to offer words of encouragement. Maybe that will help
- C.
Panic when I trip up her by accident
- D.
Remind her every single minute that she’s already late
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- 9.
When you notice someone cute in the street, what’s your reaction?
- A.
If I glance really quickly that bit** may never notice
- B.
Nothing. If I react, I die
- C.
Can't help! I have to have a quick look
- D.
What’s wrong with looking?
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- 10.
When she says I’m bored, what does that mean to you?
- A.
She needs some attention and that’s my cue
- B.
She wants to help me with my work
- C.
Again?! Get a life
- D.
She should talk to her friends on Facebook
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- 11.
When it’s her time of the month what should you do to help?
- A.
Tell her to breathe through it, or something like that
- B.
Probably not go round. The demon has awoken
- C.
Bring sympathy and painkillers
- D.
What can I do? That’s girl stuff.
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- 12.
If she starts crying but you have no idea why, how do you react?
- A.
Hug her and lend an ear
- B.
Hug her and lend some advice?!
- C.
Try to do something funny to turn that frown upside down
- D.
Tell her to stop crying
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- 13.
You notice her messy kitchen, what’s your next move?
- A.
Say nothing
- B.
Offer to help clean up
- C.
Tell her the place is a mess
- D.
Ask her if she has a psychological problem
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- 14.
Why do you think she gets so upset with her body?
- A.
It’s only natural to do so
- B.
She thinks I may leave
- C.
There’s a good reason…
- D.
She wants to be as svelte as me. Understandable.
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- 15.
When you notice her daydreaming, what should you do?
- A.
Ignore her, ain't nobody got time for that
- B.
Hehehe! It's time for a jump scare
- C.
Ask her when she’s planning to cook dinner
- D.
Leave her to her dreams and kiss her gently
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