She’s won and there’s no point carrying on the argument
There may be room for me to make one more point
How can “fine” be an answer?
OK, awesome, all back to normal
I tell her half an hour and I’ll BRB
I stay put and lose out on checking in with JB and Alfred
Is this a trap? It sounds like a trap.
I say really? But a minute a go you said…
I re-word, back pedal and tell her I love her
I can’t think of anything to say
I try to think of something else to say
I repeat what I just said
I apologize and head for the restaurant
I get prickly because I feel stalked
I apologize and hold her tight
I start laughing in her face because I’m drunk
I say she looks like a million bucks
I say she looks nice
I say she looks fine, I guess.
I ask her if she wants me to be honest
There’s a reason for her asking but I don’t know what it is
She’s interested in my day
She wants me to find out how bad her day was
She wants to make conversation
Better get her something big because you don't want to start World War III
I get her something small. Ya know, I'm broke so just make it easy
I will make her breakfast on her birthday because I know she will be a happy birthday girl just for that
Awesome. I have more drinking money!
Stay out of her way and don’t say a fricking word
Try to offer words of encouragement. Maybe that will help
Panic when I trip up her by accident
Remind her every single minute that she’s already late
If I glance really quickly that bit** may never notice
Nothing. If I react, I die
Can't help! I have to have a quick look
What’s wrong with looking?
She needs some attention and that’s my cue
She wants to help me with my work
Again?! Get a life
She should talk to her friends on Facebook
Tell her to breathe through it, or something like that
Probably not go round. The demon has awoken
Bring sympathy and painkillers
What can I do? That’s girl stuff.
Hug her and lend an ear
Hug her and lend some advice?!
Try to do something funny to turn that frown upside down
Tell her to stop crying
Offer to help clean up
Tell her the place is a mess
Ask her if she has a psychological problem
It’s only natural to do so
She thinks I may leave
There’s a good reason…
She wants to be as svelte as me. Understandable.
Ignore her, ain't nobody got time for that
Hehehe! It's time for a jump scare
Ask her when she’s planning to cook dinner
Leave her to her dreams and kiss her gently
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