Is Your Cat Planning To Kill You?

6 Questions | Total Attempts: 75

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A Simple Way To Find Out If Your Cat Is Planning To Kill You!


You May Get

YES!

Your Cat Is Definately Planning To Kill You! So Either Move Out Or Send The Cat To Someone You Hate!

No

No Your Cat Is The Most Loving Thing You Could Ask For! Shame On You For Thinking He Was Trying To Kill You!

Possibly

Your Cat Does Have Some Issues, But He's Not Pointing A Gun At Your Head....Yet.

Kinda

Your Cat Changes Its Mind About Killing You Every 5 Minutes! So You Don't Have Anything To Worry About At The Moment....Unless He Just Changed His Mind Again!
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Does Your Cat Give You Evil Stares When You Walk By?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      Sometimes

    • C. 

      Only When He's Sleeping

    • D. 

      I Haven't Really Noticed...

  • 2. 
    Does Your Cat Sleep By Your Head At Night?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      Sometimes, It Depends If I Keep Him In My Room.

    • C. 

      She Never Sleeps With Me

    • D. 

      Not Really, But When He Does He Purrs.

  • 3. 
    Does Your Cat Follow You Around The House, Never Letting You Out Of His Sight?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      No, She Hates To Be Around Me

    • C. 

      Sometimes, But Normally Only When I Have Food Or A Box Of Treats

    • D. 

      YES! YES! YES!!!

  • 4. 
    Does Your Cat Kill And Eat Flies?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      No She Hates Anything That Moves...Including Me.

    • C. 

      She Is To Lazy (Or Fat) To Move.

    • D. 

      Sometimes, She Doesn't THAT Often Though.

  • 5. 
    Does Your Cat Constantly Scratch And Bite You?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      No, But He Is Declawed

    • C. 

      Only If I Touch Her 'Sensitive' Areas

    • D. 

      NEVER! She Is SOOO Loving

  • 6. 
    Have You Ever Noticed Your Cat Sitting In Your Window With A Gun When You Come Home From Work / School?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      No, My Cat Doesn't KNow Where My Gun Is

    • C. 

      My Cat Can't Use A Gun...So No

    • D. 

      Sometimes, It Depends On Whether I Forgot To Give Her Snacks That Morning

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