Is Your Cat Planning To Kill You?

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A Simple Way To Find Out If Your Cat Is Planning To Kill You!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Does Your Cat Give You Evil Stares When You Walk By?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      Sometimes

    • C. 

      Only When He's Sleeping

    • D. 

      I Haven't Really Noticed...

  • 2. 
    Does Your Cat Sleep By Your Head At Night?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      Sometimes, It Depends If I Keep Him In My Room.

    • C. 

      She Never Sleeps With Me

    • D. 

      Not Really, But When He Does He Purrs.

  • 3. 
    Does Your Cat Follow You Around The House, Never Letting You Out Of His Sight?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      No, She Hates To Be Around Me

    • C. 

      Sometimes, But Normally Only When I Have Food Or A Box Of Treats

    • D. 

      YES! YES! YES!!!

  • 4. 
    Does Your Cat Kill And Eat Flies?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      No She Hates Anything That Moves...Including Me.

    • C. 

      She Is To Lazy (Or Fat) To Move.

    • D. 

      Sometimes, She Doesn't THAT Often Though.

  • 5. 
    Does Your Cat Constantly Scratch And Bite You?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      No, But He Is Declawed

    • C. 

      Only If I Touch Her 'Sensitive' Areas

    • D. 

      NEVER! She Is SOOO Loving

  • 6. 
    Have You Ever Noticed Your Cat Sitting In Your Window With A Gun When You Come Home From Work / School?
    • A. 

      YES!

    • B. 

      No, My Cat Doesn't KNow Where My Gun Is

    • C. 

      My Cat Can't Use A Gun...So No

    • D. 

      Sometimes, It Depends On Whether I Forgot To Give Her Snacks That Morning

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