Is Jesse The Sexiest Awesomest Dude In The World?
Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I?
- 1.Iz thee madly in love with Jesse?
- A.
OMG! YES! Who isn't, seriously?!
- B.
Ye-yah!
- C.
Err... yeah.
- D.
No.
- E.
No way, ew, Jesse sucks pig tails.
- 2.What's your opinion on Jesse's hair?
- A.
I would scalp myself, and scalp him, in order to simply have his hair on my body.
- B.
It's awesome!
- C.
It's a nice color, and kinda fluffy...
- D.
Ehh, it's just hair.
- E.
Nah, it's all greasy and icky, and doesn't match him at all.
- 3.Is Jesse uber sexy?
- A.
OMG yesss! I would get glasses that have pictures of him o the lenses so I never stopped looking at him!
- B.
Yeah. He's Bambi... duh!
- C.
Almost as good as a super model
- D.
Just a person
- E.
Ew. Don't even ask my that question
- 4.Is Jesse's personality good or bad?
- A.
*twitches* too- ... much..... to - say........ He-- is-... be-tter-... then...- *twitch* Jesus!
- B.
OMG YES! He's wicked funny and fun and nice and yeah...
- C.
He's cool.
- D.
He's not THAT great.
- E.
Bad.
- 5.Lastly...What animal is better?
- A.
Deer
- B.
20-eyed fish
- C.
Turtle
- D.
Pig-fucker
- E.
Me.
- 6.Oh wait one more.....how much money would it take you to sleep with a deer?
- A.
Absolutely nothing, cause Bambi is a deer.
- B.
Eh, I wouldn't mind a 20.
- C.
At least fifty.
- D.
Well... that'd make me sound like a pervert, so over two hundred fifty.
- E.
I'm a whore. A thousand dollars.
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