Owning her own NASCAR team.
Being a pit-crew tire changer.
A job in sports marketing.
Winning the Daytona 500.
Transporting them across state lines.
Feeding them to certified organic cattle.
Reverse engineering them to develop a new hybrid.
It will be printed vertically.
It will not include a photo.
It will include the words "NO LAWFUL STATUS."
It will have a pink stripe across the top.
Major American zoos might lose visitors to the more exotic Afghan zoo.
The Afghan climate is too extreme, with big swings in seasonal temperatures.
Afghans might eat the animals.
The tariff on imported animals is too high.
Human brain activity
Having a limited attention span.
Living below the poverty line.
Becoming a criminal.
Google limits search results to users of the Gmail email service.
Google looks for keywords in your personal email to target you with paid ads.
Google is introducing a subscription service for access to its popular search engine.
Google has removed the term Bing from any search engine results.
University students had hacked the plane's navigation system.
Millions of dollars in diamonds were being stolen from the plane.
A member of the flight crew was smuggling cocaine through the plane's baggage system.
Exotic pets were being transported, risking a real-life "snakes on a plane" scenario.
Procedures for preserving them are becoming too expensive.
They are increasingly being stolen for sale to collectors.
They are being replaced by synthetic versions.
It is illegal to own them.
Panhandling would be restricted to daylight hours.
One-way streets would by eliminated by 2018.
Regular litter patrols would be established at all major intersections.
Marathons, parades and other street-closing events would be limited to 100 per year.