That riders would clog city sidewalks.
That the bikes would be stolen.
That insurance coverage is inadequate.
That it would cost too much.
It’s too long.
The spot uses copyrighted music.
Not all of the locations depicted are American.
The “morning” scenes are actually sunsets.
World War II debris.
Not a doctor.
A convicted felon.
Pay women on the same scale as men.
Help break into an iPhone.
Disclose revenue from overseas manufacturing.
Renegotiate their contract with the EPA.
It was left behind after the Christmas parade.
It was to promote a local “shop downtown” initiative.
It was part of the nationwide “yarn bombing” fad.
It was left there for anyone who needed it.
It was part of a movie stunt.
It was chased ashore by migrating whales.
It was abandoned by its mother.
It was passed around for petting and photos.
Develop a virtual campus.
Rename a campus building.
Close its business school.
Open classes to the community.
In modern English.
In daily newspapers.