The Impossible Quiz: Demo

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The Impossible Quiz: Demo

The "IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: DEMO" is a demo to see if you can think outside of the "box. " Also, be on the lookout for the "IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ" and the "IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ 2. " TO PASS: You need a 'D+,' OR 66% to pass. QUESTION TOTAL: 24.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How many holes in a polo?
    • A. 

      One.

    • B. 

      Two.

    • C. 

      Three.

    • D. 

      Four.

  • 2. 
    Can a match mox?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      No, but a tin can.

    • D. 

      Yes, one beat Tyson.

  • 3. 
    What flovour is cardboard?
    • A. 

      Chicken and stuffing.

    • B. 

      Salt and vinegar.

    • C. 

      Mango and chutney.

    • D. 

      Egg mayonnaise.

  • 4. 
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    • A. 

      K.O

    • B. 

      What?

    • C. 

      I don't understand.

    • D. 

      Tennis elbow.

  • 5. 
    What is the square root of ONION?
    • A. 

      Cabbages.

    • B. 

      Shallots.

    • C. 

      Carrots.

    • D. 

      Potatoes.

  • 6. 
    What sound does a bell make?
    • A. 

      Naaaahh!

    • B. 

      Trollop.

    • C. 

      F'taang!

    • D. 

      Pfthhhh!

  • 7. 
    Shanghai?
    • A. 

      Is indeed the largest city in China.

    • B. 

      Never been.

    • C. 

      Why is there a question mark there?

    • D. 

      No, about 20cm off the ground.

  • 8. 
    Choose the right nipple...
    • A. 

      Left nipple.

    • B. 

      Right nipple.

    • C. 

      Belly button.

  • 9. 
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    • A. 

      Quite a lot.

    • B. 

      Eleven.

    • C. 

      74%.

    • D. 

      20km.

  • 10. 
    Press "yes" to exit.
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      Exit.

    • D. 

      Cancel.

  • 11. 
    Which of these can you eat at Christmas?
    • A. 

      Christ.

    • B. 

      Lettuce.

    • C. 

      Marmite.

    • D. 

      M. D. F.

  • 12. 
    What was the answer to the previous question?
    • A. 

      A.

    • B. 

      B.

    • C. 

      C.

    • D. 

      D.

  • 13. 
    Which of these is the correct spelling?
    • A. 

      Succees.

    • B. 

      Success.

    • C. 

      Sucksess.

    • D. 

      Sookpaps.

  • 14. 
    Complete the phrase: "Postman Pat and his black and white..."
    • A. 

      Minstrels.

    • B. 

      Face.

    • C. 

      Cat.

    • D. 

      Crap.

  • 15. 
    Can I introduce you please, to a lump of cheddar cheese?
    • A. 

      As long as his name is Trevor.

    • B. 

      I hate cheddar!

    • C. 

      THIS CHOICE IS WRONG! DO NOT PICK CHOICE "C."

    • D. 

      Knit one. Pearl one. Drop one. Curl one.

  • 16. 
    Mary Rose sat on a pin.
    • A. 

      Pierced a buttock.

    • B. 

      Burst a pile.

    • C. 

      Got tetanus.

    • D. 

      Mary Rose.

  • 17. 
    How many letters in this sentence?
    • A. 

      8.

    • B. 

      12.

    • C. 

      13.

    • D. 

      28.

  • 18. 
    What's the little groove under your nose called?
    • A. 

      Filtrum.

    • B. 

      Psychedelic boogie child.

    • C. 

      Jesus.

    • D. 

      Babyface finlayson.

  • 19. 
    What can you put into a bucket to make it lighter?
    • A. 

      An aero.

    • B. 

      A torch.

    • C. 

      A hole.

    • D. 

      A pygmy.

  • 20. 
    Which of the following are you most likely to see in America?
    • A. 

      Cowboy.

    • B. 

      Gun.

    • C. 

      Fat bloke.

    • D. 

      Carrots.

  • 21. 
    Which of the following are you most likely to see in Australlia?
    • A. 

      Kangaroo.

    • B. 

      Digeridoo.

    • C. 

      Gravy.

    • D. 

      Convict.

  • 22. 
    A flock of seagulls approach you. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Kick them shitless.

    • B. 

      Piss all over them.

    • C. 

      You run, you run so far away.

    • D. 

      Give them beard soaked with turps.

  • 23. 
    Save changes to "untitled"?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      Cancel.

    • D. 

      Bran.

  • 24. 
    Choose FOOD.
    • A. 

      Plug.

    • B. 

      Wrench.

    • C. 

      Toilet.

    • D. 

      Brick.

    • E. 

      Cup.

    • F. 

      Ghost.

    • G. 

      Flag.

    • H. 

      Tennis ball.

    • I. 

      Underwear.

    • J. 

      Key.

    • K. 

      Truck.

    • L. 

      Jesus.

    • M. 

      Dentures.

    • N. 

      Envelope.

    • O. 

      Pencil sharpener.

    • P. 

      Broken pencil.

    • Q. 

      Robotic eye.

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