Which Fuckboy Should You Date?

10 Questions | By Aldicocco | Updated: May 16, 2022 | Attempts: 306

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Batman

Detective and martial artist, you fight criminals like Batman

Woody

Welcome to the BIG apple! He's red and delicious. He's named after a fucking fruit and a Pixar character so you know he's basic as hell, but still one of a kind.... He's a fuckboy but still has a soft (not woody) spot for sporty gals. Although he LOVEs ass play, somehow you'll end up in missionary every time????? So if you love vanilla sex, you'll LOVE this sweet apple! ;)

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Questions and Answers

1.

What ethnicity are you?
- A.
  
  White as hell
- B.
  
  Unknown
- C.
  
  Dog
- D.
  
  Every asian race mixed in one
2.

How old are you
- A.
  
  Fetus
- B.
  
  Tween
- C.
  
  13
- D.
  
  Other
3.

You get laid
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
4.

Which sport do you enjoy watching most?
- A.
  
  Hockey
- B.
  
  Lax
- C.
  
  Pretending to be at rowing practice
- D.
  
  Baseball
5.

Whats your favorite feature about yourself?
- A.
  
  Muscles
- B.
  
  Nice skin
- C.
  
  Tits
- D.
  
  Ass
6.

You're smart
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
7.

Would you rather do doggy position or be a doggy?
- A.
  
  Doggy position...duh
- B.
  
  Be a dog!!!!!! :)
8.

You're hiking in the woods and you see a bear. QUICK! What do you do??
- A.
  
  Scream and hide
- B.
  
  Block the bears cave with your car
- C.
  
  Pretend to be so turnt that you ded
- D.
  
  Try to reason with it
9.

Whats your ideal date?
- A.
  
  Getting sexy ;)
- B.
  
  Getting close to sexy ;)
- C.
  
  Sharing spaghetti Lady and the Tramp style
- D.
  
  Going out to a nice restaurant, but eyeing up the waiter at every chance
10.

Whats the ideal way to meet your significant other?
- A.
  
  Making eyes with a cutie while you're taking a zumba class
- B.
  
  Sliding in the DMs
- C.
  
  Finding them in my kindergarten yearbook and reconnecting online
- D.
  
  In high school (sweethearts forever