How Will You Die Quiz?

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How Will You Die Quiz?

This quiz will try to decide how you will die. I hope it isn't accurate because that would scare me.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Is Autumn dangerous with a boxcutter?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      She has a boxcutter?

    • D. 

      Depends

    • E. 

      I just peed a little.

  • 2. 
    Could a bottle opener be considered a weapon?
    • A. 

      Yeah, i guess so

    • B. 

      Psh. not a chance.

    • C. 

      Yes, i know because i stabbed this one guy with it and i hit him right in the neck. there was no blood like in the movies. he just kinda fell over and that was "pretty" much it... except for the other time when i accidently dropped it on my foot, that was kinda scary but another story.

    • D. 

      In whose hands?

    • E. 

      None of the above.

  • 3. 
    On a scale of 1-5 rate how important thumb tacks are to you.
    • A. 

      1

    • B. 

      2

    • C. 

      3

    • D. 

      4

    • E. 

      5

  • 4. 
    What is your favorite color?
    • A. 

      Blood color (red)

    • B. 

      Green

    • C. 

      Yellow and happy

    • D. 

      Chocolate colored guy color

    • E. 

      None of the above fool!

  • 5. 
    Is it ok to swallow ink?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      I hope so cuz i just tried it.

    • C. 

      No.

    • D. 

      If you wanna die.

    • E. 

      Not at all.

  • 6. 
    Name a freaky experience. Like near death... it can be made up if you REALLY can't think of one...
    • A. 

      I died

    • B. 

      I fell on my butt

    • C. 

      Ummm... i am a safe person

    • D. 

      I won't die.

    • E. 

      Can't think of none. i can't member no grammar neither.

  • 7. 
    Do you write on yourself very often?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Sometimes

    • D. 

      Not on my life

    • E. 

      It's bad for you, it gets into your blood stream, and that is bad.

  • 8. 
    Do you like coffee?
    • A. 

      Who doesn't?

    • B. 

      Would I be alive otherwise?

    • C. 

      No.

    • D. 

      Eww..

    • E. 

      Autumn does.

  • 9. 
    Are you scared of driving?
    • A. 

      No.

    • B. 

      Yes.

    • C. 

      Kinda.

  • 10. 
    Do you remember "frozen grapes"?
    • A. 

      Yeah

    • B. 

      Jeah

    • C. 

      No

    • D. 

      Noooo

    • E. 

      I wish i didnt

  • 11. 
    Does pizza sauce freak you out?
    • A. 

      Yeah.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      Uh~uh

    • D. 

      Why should it?

    • E. 

      Uh~huh

  • 12. 
    What kind of bed do you have?
    • A. 

      Bunk bed.

    • B. 

      The normal kind

    • C. 

      Queen

    • D. 

      King

    • E. 

      Don't have one, i sleep in other people's beds